milk-light of moon

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

there are places in the world today that are experiencing 40°C for the first time in recorded history. of course there's no way to know whether chucking billionaires into volcanos will appease the sun god but i feel we're doing the scientific method a disservice if we don't at least try

i love antique stores you go to check out & theyre like “where the hell did you get this”

But there’s also the curses

they should make it illegal to end your story with an epilogue where your main female character is suddenly randomly married and has children when she's never once expressed a desire for this previously

we are gonna be vacuuming up this post for the next five years

everyone who reblogs this and is like "I ordered my own tea this week" or "I only barfed once when I had to give a presentation'- you are doing amazing sweetie. Have patience with yourself, you are relearning a skill so difficult that people get 4 year degrees to do it professionally.

*old man sitting on a porch voice* i’ve been getting really into moths lately

Wettervorhersage: Es wird schwul

How dare?! He worked hard for that shiny! Rude! What about his cuteness discount?