YAK BASTARD

I don’t know how I ever missed this. This is a video from our last house show. God it sounded like shit. It was an eviction party. I wanted to fight Troy during the set. People put two holes in the walls. I made out with Jennifer. I wanted to make out with Olivia. Joe and Kyle got into a fight in my backseat and I told them to shut the fuck up and wait until we got back to TP’s, then they could duke it out. Kyle ended up just taking off, and Joe got all upset because his best friend was lost in Lawrence. He randomly showed up the next morning. He said he woke up on some dude’s lawn and his phone was gone. The guy gave him a ride back to the house we were at last night and he ended up helping their neighbors move a couch in exchange for a beer. A girl nearby recognized him from the party and gave him a ride back to TP’s. It ended up being TP’s roommate’s ex-girlfriend. We all made up and ate Taco Bell. When we got back to Topeka, Joe and Kyle discovered that their “squat” in the woods had been burned down along with all of their belongings. What a fun summer!

COOL STORY BRO