Julia Gulia

what if we shared beds like little kids...... laughing til our ribs get tough..........haha just kidding .... unless?

Dudes in 18th century would b like “if u don’t respond to my marriage proposal by next winter I’m going to enlist in the war and die .”

why they gotta play abba in grocery stores………………. what kind of cruel torment is that…………. you can’t just put me, a gay, in a public area where literally every single human has to visit … and play voulez-vous.. what am i meant to do?? NOT go berserk?? NOT give in to the most primal desires to dance and sing etched into my gay ass bones?? YOU EXPECT ME to sit here and browse tinned peaches with fucking ABBA playing through shitty tinny ass public speakers?? 

How do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humor

I was wondering where this was going and lemme tell you I fell out of my chair

me, a POC, when I’m eating something spicy and it’s actually burning and I’m trying to hide it: Fire cannot kill a dragon