yagastri

Concept: an RPG where the suspiciously convenient merchant that seems to be following the party around is just, like, this mimic impersonating a vending machine. Communicates entirely in indecipherable grunts and whistles. The goods are sound, albeit somewhat slobbery, but don’t expect to get any change back – it’s literally eating the coins.

How is it obtaining the loot though? Is eating other adventurers too?

I’ve already adopted it. It’s named Vendy

In this house we love and appreciate Vendy

#this is funnier when you consider the fact that radioactive was originally written for the spiderman broadway show

*flirting* so what fruit do you have in your town

I saw this post like a day after Jailbreak and till this day I still find it the most hilarious thing ever.

its back!

this is my actual favorite su post ever

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