"THE ONES" "we throw people in the river when they deserve it or when we feel like it. we deliver the false hope when we use the "demassifier" too disprove conservation of mass. we were taught to love each other, and then we round house kicked all forms of math in the face, lovingly. we currently are the best but only because Chuck Norris is on summer vacation, and no, it's not summer, but if it is, then he's on spring break. we are "those kids" with the big backpacks, the graphing calculators, and the beautiful faces, emphasis on the latter. on those late friday nights, when the mood is right, and the time is hot, we make sweet passionate calculations for e-homework. we are cool. would you like to see proof? we changed the 42nd element on the periodic table to make it fit our school abbreviation. so what! this is sparta! often referred to as "the man upstairs" and contrary to most first impressions, dr.tuttle is really just a big teddy bear, until he puts on his overalls, then he's luigi, and we all know who super mario is. ap prep sessions? we like to think of them as our free food and drinks before the epic game of hide and seek sessions. we take great [spark]notes. the mass could not handle the chocolate factory. calculus? physics? chemistry? psh! common knowledge!! and last but not least...aaarrggghhhh! sick em eagles"