HELLO, HELLO,
U CAN CALL ME KUJO THE WAY MY MOUTH BE FOAMIN’ ON THAT THANG
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⚠︎ Redneck at heart, tranny in practice
⚠︎ Pothead with a plan
⚠︎ Craigslist author too broke to afford a moral compass (them things be EXPENSIVE)
⚠︎ KENNY
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¿FAVORITES?
Main Hoe (Music Artist)... Eminem
Side Hoes (Music Artists)... Lil Darkie, ISSBROKIE, grandson, Rico Nasty, Jasiah, Britney Spears, Insane Clown Posse
Bands… Hollywood Undead, D12, Confetti
Songs… Still Don't Give A Fuck (Eminem), Heat (Eminem), THAT'S THE AMERICAN WAY (Lil Darkie), Pigskin (Hollywood Undead), Riot (Hollywood Undead), Dear God (Confetti)
Movies… The Naked Gun (2025), The (entire) Human Centipede franchise (1-3, 2009-2015), A Serbian Film (2010), House of 1000 Corpses (2003), Blazing Saddles (1974)
Shows… South Park, Bob’s Burgers, Bojack Horseman, Shameless (haven't finished season one, fake fan shit), The Garfield Show (fight me on this, my opinion won't change. Love the lil fatass feline), The Amazing Digital Circus, Moral Orel, Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell (2013)
Comics… Garfield, Calvin and Hobbes (not into comic books)
Books… Through The Eyes Of Desperation... The Red Version (Aron Beauregard), Skin Flicks (Duncan Ralston), Hamster’s Ball (R.J. Bennetti), The Man With The Scarred Neck (Ayo shout-out m’dude Sanity’s Horror)
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FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS: Q&A
Cancerous? Yeah, I huffed radiation. The normal kind. ACHOO bitch
Recently Divorced? I forgot.
Lover or Fighter? Stoner.
How Are You? What’re you, a cop or somethin’? Askin how I am 💀 smh can you believe this hoe fr 😭😭
Schizophrenic? Currently having an imaginary interview, idk if that counts
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What I do: write fiction, avoid child support, & take dumps in my neighbor's yard at night then convince ‘em it was their dog. And NO they don't have pets, and NO they don't believe me.
What I don't do: meth x morphine speedball
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¿CURRENT PROJECTS?
A Stereotypikal Rom-Kom…
Type: Novel.
Genre: Splatterpunk-Comedy.
Length: Long and Hard.
Release Date: TBD
The Rougarou Archives…
Type: A Series of Articles
Genre: Splatterpunk, Lore
Length: Don't ask me, ion know shit yet
Release Date: TBD
Red Elephant…
Type: Short Story
Genre: Extreme Horror
Length: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Release Date: one future Christmas, no idea which
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[Any questions or concerns? Death threats or hate mail? Send an ask to @kujowontshutup, and I'll get back to you within the next decade (I'm not online much, mbad y'all)]
