~ Honk ~

I have to reblog this every time because frankly this is absolutely genius prose

i love getting high instead of dealing with my emotions

i always thought of a king sized bed as being a bit bigger than a queen, but now that i have one, i can tell you that a king sized bed is an absurdity. i can sprawl out, and my husband can sprawl out, and the cat can sprawl out, and none of us are touching. i reach out in the night, and find only pillows and plush walruses. i reach further and eventually find his elbow. he rolls over the comforters to try and find me. “i have crossed oceans of bed to be with you,” he says. there is a vast expanse of bed untouched, unmapped, unexplored. the cat is still trying to sleep on my face.

maybe they’re putting their california kings sideways

i can’t believe i have to buy a new mattress AGAIN

the Alaskan and Wyoming King bed sizes are aptly named, as they are both very large but each contain about like two or three people

relaxed? me? hahahahahah never

How Im handling living with depression