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whoever coined "there are no stupid questions"; clearly didn't anticipate mark rosewater's blog

for non mtg players imagine if the head Flavor Scientist at pepsi cola had a blog and people kept going on it to ask like "do you think you'll make a pepsi that tastes like sewage? why haven't you ever made a pepsi with a drowned rat in it? i notice that the pepsi is always on the inside of the can and not the other way round, is there a reason for that?"

to be fair he sometimes gives equally stupid responses

this is literally not true he has extraordinary patience with countless rude demanding and ridiculous questions. the only time rosewater gives a bad response is when someone asks him a question to which the correct answer is "my bosses are shortsighted morons who value short term profits over the health of the game" and he has to give some mealy mouthed pablum answer instead because that's how having a job works

brother came home from school with a list of “philosophical questions” he discussed with his friends such as “what if there was an evil stove that uncooked things” and “how do trees know if they’re gay”

hello staff. good to see that flagging this post as mature has done wonders for this website. maybe you could stop booting trans women off this site as well you fucking wankers

just read the initialism "rhps" and went red hot...? and then realized i was briefly living in a beautiful world where rocky horror picture show did not exist and this was just some bizarre way to talk about the red hot chili peppers

Red Hot Pilly Sneppers

Red Hot's Pro Skater

Babe, look at him

the pictured individual is not Jaren Jackson Jr