oh no cigarettes for me thanks i just wanted to be in this dank alleyway with you

how to live a healthier lifestyle and save money while still being a hedonistic pleasure goblin who has never meaningfully denied myself anything

i love being weird and unsettling but also a sweetheart . Peace and love!

i love it when drinks are weird colors this is because i was meant to be a machine and drinking delicious blue cooling fluid and such

society collapsed the moment we let any single beverage cost more than $5

please be nice to me, i'm in my twenties. do you know what that does to a person

they're minor inconveniences TO YOU. i WILL consider killing myself

literally every day i say to myself “wow i’m having a really bad one today” like girl i think this is just your life.