wolfsscar

I like how universal of a human experience it is when somebody gets caught doing something they are Not Allowed To Do, but the person who caught them is only like one step above in the authority ladder, and instead of confiscating the means of Prohibited Activity and/or ensuing that the culprit faces appropriate penalty for it, they'll just go "ok look we both know you're not allowed to do that, and I'm not allowed to let you do that, but I think that's a stupid-ass rule and I can't be fucked to enforce it. So how about you keep a low enough profile that I can plausibly deny that I knew you were doing that if someone else catches you, and I'll pretend I didn't see anything. Also we never had this conversation. Shoo."

wow this is too intimate to share with my close friends or family let me put this on my tumblr blog for hundreds of strangers to see

The wise man, when caught naked in public, covers not his junk but his face.

Their mock election was so realistic the school even played the role of the CIA

Oof

They stole my labor for profit. They did a capitalism to me on a communism meme. I can't decide if that's hilarious or infuriating.