cute, sad, and also a starfighter pilot

oh!

When you first started in [Brooklyn Nine-Nine], one of our friends was like, “Oh. The gay ladies have it so hot for Rosa. Like, she’s kind of a gay icon. - Yeah, somebody said that and I was like, so flattered! I was like, “Oh my god, really?”

finn is the most relatable character in star wars

hi im rachael ray!!! free sample?

Rachel, your food tasts worse than dirt. You are a mere insect beneath my heel, the heel of a true Food Network star. You wouldn’t last a minute in my Cutthroat Kitchen. I would rather eat the gum off of my shoe than even look at the pathetic facsimile of a meal you have brought to me.

hey lol

F-flay! I didn’t see you there! Pardon my outburst towards our good friend Rachel. It was only meant as a friendly joke between chefs. *Pulls Rachel Ray out of Bobby Flay’s earshot* I will gut you and feed you to my dog.

*breaks down the door* its me goku

kojima really has become the big boss of the games industry

All that’s left is for Konami to realize how bad they fucked up and attempt to recreate their own Hideo Kojima through cloning and/or special training.

The prophecy has come true!

did the absolute madmen actually do it

Holy fucking shit

end it all

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jabba the hut

        - scrappy doo

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