The Umbrella Academy — We Only See Each Other at Wedding and Funerals {Sentence Starters}
“I didn’t sign up for this.”
“I wasn’t sure you’d come.”
“There is no mystery here.”
“I vote for running, come on!”
“Stay strong. I believe in you.”
“You should stop talking, now.”
“Oo, that’s one badass stapler.”
“On your feet and come with us.”
“Well, it would if you were smart.”
“Well, sober up, this is important.”
“And he is, he’s dead! Yaaaaaay!”
“Do you even know how to drive?”
“I don’t know, you have a better idea?”
“This is your home. And always will be.”
“You never know when to stop, do you?”
“Forget about him. I’m glad you’re here.”
“Save the lecture, I was already leaving.”
“Eternal peace… it’s probably overrated.”
“You should have locks on your windows.”
“I heard a rumor that you shot your friend.”
“You must know your way around the city…”
“I’ve decided you’re the only one I can trust.”
“Are we leaving? Fabulous, I’ll get my things!”
“No need to get your little panties in a bunch.”
“I can save you some time: they’re all locked.”
“Guns are for sissies. Real men throw knives!”
“Of course you don’t know, you’ve been gone.”
“You don’t belong here. Not after what you did.”
“I’m afraid there’s just nothing special about you.”
“Stay strong. I believe in you… you, not so much.”
“Thought it was pretty good, all things considered.”
“As far as I could tell, I was the last person left alive.”
“Remember how he used to look at us? That scowl?”
“Wanted to get your autograph… add it to my collection.”
“Oh, I wouldn’t worry about that. You won’t be going home.”
“You know, after all these years, I find it strangely comforting.”
“The world ends in eight days, and I have no idea how to stop it.”
“Thank Christ he’s not our real father so we couldn’t inherit those cold, dead eyes.”
“Will there be refreshments? Tea, scones? Cucumber sandwiches are always a winner.”
“Same thing that always happens… I made a wish, and it came true, and I couldn’t take it back.”
“Every time I close my eyes, I see a diarrhetic hippo about to shit on my face. It’s terrifying!”
“He was a monster. He was a bad person and a worse father. The world’s better off without him.”
“Hate to rush you through any kind of brooding moment you might be having, but, come on, man, we’re starving!”
“Oh, I remember your snacks. I’m pretty sure I stepped in half those peanut butter and marshmallow sandwiches.”
