Creepypasta headcanons- can they drive?
Brian/Hoodie- Yes, forced to Uber everyone around
Extremely unwilling designated driver by default. Nothing abnormal at all about his driving habits or ability. He does speed out on country roads but hey who doesnāt. He also takes great care of his truck, itās one of his hobbies and gives him a reason to spend some time alone out of the cabin and do something with his hands. Heās got a binder of CDs under the passenger seat for when the radio has no signal.
Tim/Masky- yes, kind of a douche
Speeds, tailgates, prone to frustration and road rage. Not an awesome car to be in emotionally while heās driving but nobody is in danger. Always has to have the radio playing to drown out the quiet. Shares the truck with Brian often but heās got his own old SUV, they also share the CDs.
Toby- only if absolutely necessary
Toby can technically drive, he learned (through just getting in the car and Figuring It Out) in his late teens/earliest proxy years while still having amnesia. He was an extremely nervous driver, his subconscious remembered the crash before he did. When his memories started fading back in he started outright refusing to drive. He also HATES being in the car with a reckless driver, itās a major anxiety and PTSD trigger for him. Even an accidental pothole or curb hit makes him anxious . If thereās absolutely no other option, heāll drive, but heāll be extremely nervous the whole time and heāll be more likely to have a tic attack that makes it impossible anyway. Best to avoid the scenario at all costs.
Bro was 13 when that thing of bleach fell on him, he had no clue how to drive. He eventually taught himself but he fucking sucks at it. He doesnāt actually know the rules of the road except for the basics and doesnāt care to learn them, so heās just winging it. He speeds like a bat out of hell, tailgates, cuts people off, doesnāt let them merge, never uses the blinker, always has the brights on, whips around turns and runs over curbs. He doesnāt have a car, if he needs one heāll āborrowā one. Brian beat the piss out of him once for taking his truck and Jeff never did it again.
BEN- no, and he never will
He just has no interest in driving. He could probably manage to drive alright if he really wanted to but he just doesnāt, he doesnāt need normal transportation and if he does he can get a ride. Nervous passenger, like to the point itās annoying. Also a backseat driver.
EJ- No, would be too dangerous
Heās extremely nearsighted and relies more on scent and sound to navigate bigger or darker spaces, so he canāt drive even if he wanted to (he doesnāt.) if he really really needed to he could probably figure it out, but itās best for everyone that he doesnāt. He was a good driver when he was human.
Liu + Sully- yes, one is more of jerk than the other
Liu is a good driver, nothing abnormal here. Heās had his license since he was a teenager and before Jeff went postal, so heās comfortable driving. He did have some issue in the couple years following the attack where Sully would start to front while driving and the disassociation while switching would be a little dangerous. He likes to listen to podcasts and audiobooks on longer drives. Sully is a bit of an ass. He drives defensively almost all the time and never lets anyone merge or pass and he speeds quite a bit if he doesnāt have something in the car to hide. Nothing EXTREMELY bad, just rude.
LJ- no and do not let him no matter how nicely he asks
Do not let his ass in a car. He can teleport, he doesnāt even need to be there. Heās super annoying as a passenger, bugging the driver and screwing with the radio for fun. If he was driving everyone would be in danger, heād crash that shit for funsies and see how fast he could get it to go. He can barely even fit in most cars anyway.
SOMEHOW she has a license. It might be fake who knows. She speeds and bobs between lanes, usually has one hand on the wheel and the other in a bag of fries (me too) or on her phone (not me too.) She doesnāt ACTIVELY use her phone while driving but she is known to send and answer texts while driving. LOUD music. Probably has a cute little car that mostly functions but you have to kick it a little and thereās like 2 dash lights on half of the time. Cute decorations inside and lots of stickers. #girl
Kate- technically but she doesnāt want to
She can drive. If she has to. But she simply does not want to. Had her license before Everything happened but itās long lost and she doesnāt care to get a new one even if itās fake. Sheād be prone to road rage if she did so itās probably for the best.
Her license is not real or legal but sheās never been pulled over for anyone to know. Not a great driver but not a bad one either, literally nothing of note. Car is stolen asf though.
Natalie/Clockwork- Yes. Watch out
Asshole driver. Speeds, weaves through traffic, never lets anyone merge or pass OR go faster than her. Prone to getting frustrated and having road rage. Itās kinda hot when she does it though. Her license is real and valid and she owns her truck outright so good for her.
Kagekao- In theory. But donāt let him
Heās never really needed to drive, but he could probably figure it out and manage well enough if he had to. That being said, he is a D1 ragebaiter and troublemaker so he would do stupid shit just for the thrill and bait people into road raging at him.
Helen/Boody Painter- Yes, drives like an old lady
Never goes over or under the speed limit. Stays EXACT. Car is absolutely immaculate and well maintained, may crash out if someone scratches it and youāll be scolded or glared at if you close the door too hard. Drives in silence like a freak.
Obvious reasons as to why he canāt/doesnāt/wonāt drive but can you imagine lmao