☠ • PIRATE KING

🐻 — shipping meme / @alabasti + @xstrawhat

— falls asleep on the couch

Anita, but only because Luffy ends up falling asleep on Sunny’s figurehead most of the time. He doesn’t bother with the sofa when he has his favorite spot to snooze on.

— makes friends with the neighbors

Luffy, if it can be considered that. He’s usually the first to talk to people, and she trusts his judgement— mostly. 

— is the adventurous eater

They’re equally adventurous when it comes to eating new or weird thing. They’ll shove just about anything into their mouth, so it’s hard to say one is braver than the other. When it comes to how much, though, Luffy wins every time.

— hogs the covers at night

Luffy, but Anita doesn’t mind because she’s probably hot under the covers anyway.

— forgets to do the dishes

Both of them. Sanji will ask, and neither are likely to remember because there are funner things to do than get their hands all wet and pruny. Makes me wonder; do Luffy’s hands squeak a lot when he helps with dishes because they’re rubber?

— tries to surprise their partner friend more often

Luffy. Anita is a close second, but Luffy is always the one that sees little things and goes, “HEY! ANITA, this reminds me of you!”

— leaves dirty laundry on the floor

Both of them, much to the chagrin of whoever is in charge of laundry. Luffy’s are the dirtiest by far thanks to the way he eats and the fact that he doesn’t seem to shower often.

— stays up til 2 AM reading

Neither of them seem like readers, so no one. Unless staying up and listening to Robin read a story count, then they both stay up to listen to her.

— sings in the shower

Luffy and Anita. They’re both loud when they sing, but they’re having fun!

— takes the selfies

Anita, but I feel like Luffy would ask to have her take pictures quite a bit. All the good memories!

— plans date night