Tori

teleports into your house for like, a single millisecond in a room that you're currently not in and then leaves

last night was a charlie kelly b-plot

Another tip for DDG - if you want to permanently get rid of DDG's AI features (which you can turn off in settings, but only temporarily) - for now you can just use noai.duckduckgo.com as your search engine. Works as advertised in the name.

if you're pure of heart you will never be injured in any knife fight

you remind me of that fallen tree that no one was around to hear

(after getting attacked by a one-episode creature) whatever that was, it's gone now...

they need to make the street lights orange again. for my mental health

kids these days just want to be on phone. NO ONE is dying at my antarctic research station