arabian princess

WOW

pug date

if I’m not sitting in pretty lingerie with a glass of champagne in a foreign place in the next 5 years I’ve failed

Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless

If I like you, I like you. I don’t care if you flipping burgers or bricks or if you clean the bathrooms at the airport. I like you for you. You not rich? Me neither. We can come up together.

MHHHHHHHM

i’m a hard person to deal with, but also a person that would give you the world just to see your smile

have you ever been sexually attracted to a voice

nobody’s dick is big when you think of how small we are in the universe

Here’s a cool trick to see if a man actually respects you: try disagreeing with him

I’m not being kissed right now and it’s so rude

he dropped his eyes

PUT THOSE EYEBALLS BACK IN YOUR HEAD, SON