Peter Pan never fails

“Peter…It’s hard to explain. The way I feel is how I have felt for a very long time. I don’t see it changing anytime soon.”

“Jane.. In time, everything can change. No matter how long you’ve felt a certain way, everyone changes.” Everyone grows up... 

Aw, what’s wrong with your tongue?

Is that really the best comeback that you could come up with, love? 

Why? Are you writing a book? 

No? Should I be?

“Peter…It’s hard to explain. The way I feel is how I have felt for a very long time. I don’t see it changing anytime soon.”

“It can change, you know..? It just takes time, and people to help.. I can help you, if you’d like? You can also say no.”

Magic Anon night list!

— Why do you keep saying love? It’s weird.

-- Oh? Is my common catch phrase causing the wittle girl pwobwems? 

“i– uh, i don’t think so… i’m rapunzel.”

“I’m Peter... Peter Pan.”

I may be mildly educated in that genre.

Just mildly isn’t going to get you very far, love. 

“i’m sorry, do i know you?” the blonde asked, blinking at him.

“Do I know you..?” Peter asked with a slight raise of his chin to the blonde. 

I think it is time I cut my hair. The times I have been hit on today is ridiculous. 

How stupid do people have to be to believe that that voice was one of a girl?

“I was so worried I couldn’t sleep at night.”

“Well, well, well would you look at who knows what sarcasm is.”

“Just promise next time you decide to leave to let me know and maybe take me with you so I’m not stuck in this place. Think of all the things we could do if you and I left this place and explored the whole world together. Why did you leave anyway? How could I forget about Valentine’s day, I look forward to that holiday more than any other one believe it or not. Getting drunk and eating candy while making fun of those lovey dovey couples is the best way to spend Valentine’s day. I’m hoping to witness a huge fight that turns into a breakup this year.”

“I promise. You, and me. If I leave again, we’ll get out of here together. As cliche as it is, we could explore the world together like we used to. Go to Neverland. You know, those fun adventures that make memories that last a lifetime. You. Me. A bar. Valentines. Mark it in your calendar, love. It’s a date. We had better witness a fight or it will be the worst Valentine’s Day to date. We’ll get some cheap candy to accompany our day. Sound like a plan?”

“Peter, you’re back! Of course I missed you, I’ve been stuck here with these people. I’m also slightly irritated that you left me here to spend the holidays by myself. For Thanksgiving and Christmas I basically bar crawled alone.”

“You should know I would never mean to leave My Favourite Girl all alone by herself on purpose. As far as bar crawling, we still have Valentines day to do that. Or have you forgotten?”

“Why would ever want to come back here though? This place is not exactly the best. How are you? You..you good?”

“It’s not like I’ve got anywhere else to go. Yeah, I’m... Good. How are you? Are you... Good as well?”