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hweo hewo a lil curious when the next chap of bury my blade comes out??????? its soooooooo good hope everything is gud with you!!!!!!!!!!
Trust, dearest pookie, she's in the making!
As for a concrete timeline, I'm actually writing the MCAT in a few days lmao (the pain is real), so unfortunately no part 3 this week :(
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VDL gang vs stomach bug/food poisoning
How the Van der Linde Gang Combats Food Poisoning
I can’t even lie with this request, I may have lost the plot towards the end lol. I was writing on a whim, Teehee!
Anyways…remember that raccoon Pearson cooked up from my VDL gang vs Raccoon piece? Yeah, the gang could tell it wasn’t chicken. Everyone now has stage 4 stomach problems. Dearest pookie reader, I hope you’re wearing your hazmat suit.
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Dutch Van der Linde
Dramatic. Theatrical. Actor-worthy.
He deserves an Oscar for the way he clutches his stomach and falls to his knees.
Everyone in the general vicinity comes rushing around him (he’s a real slut for attention).
The only one out of the gang to actually be taken away by stretcher because the “pain” was too much to bear.
Gets discharged from the hospital immediately after nurses realize the act and shove Pepto, gravel, and a lollipop at him.
Retells the story (differently each time) as his greatest act of survivorship.
Arthur Morgan
Any sickness gives this man war flashbacks *cough* *😳*
He’s sprinting to the doctor so as to prevent any symptoms from getting worse.
Is simply put on a couple doses of pepto bismol and asked to monitor his symptoms for the next three days.
Spends said three days at Charles’ house to mooch off his homeopathic remedies.
Hosea Matthews
Bro is so old he’s faced the first appearance of Cholera…AND survived.
A little tummy problem from Pearson’s whack job of a stew isn’t gonna take him out.
Yes, he may be in fetal position in bed to combat some of the pain.
No, he is not going to the hospital (more so to not be affiliated with Dutch’s theatricals).
John Marston
Blows up the bathroom. Enough said.
Abigail Marston
Is slumped on the couch, broken out in a cold sweat.
Can’t do anything about the situation other than max out the pepto dosages for herself and Jack since John has taken up residence in the bathroom.
The bathroom is probably radioactive at this point, bruh. Thanks, John.
Constantly mixing pedialyte packages for Jack so he doesn’t become dehydrated.
Boiled a real chicken for the whole day to brew a nice, rich broth to nurture her family back to health.
Jack Marston
Full of pedialyte and pepto.
On a strict broth and bread diet.
Completely fine.
Charles Smith
When the smallest manifestation of food poisoning becomes recognizable, he’s already eating all kinds of herbs.
Homeopathic remedy king.
He’s got peppermint oil diffusing into the air, fresh ginger tea boiling in a pot, and plain bread for his diet.
He’s so prepared that he has arsenicum album in a little dropper bottle on standby if things get worse (rest assured, they do not).
Javier Escuella
The spice and acidity of his stomach from all the ceviche he ate earlier combats the food poisoning.
Any bacteria that could have potentially made him sick are eradicated on sight.
He successfully evaded Pearson’s attack.
Gets sick the next day from eating said ceviche that he left out on the counter.
Sadie Adler
“I’m fine.”
Sadie, you are not fine.
Toughs it out until all symptoms pass, even though she’s hobbling around the house with both hands gripped to her stomach.
Continues all tasks and activities as usual.
Micah Bell
Moaning and groaning about the condition of his belly.
“Ohhhh my stomach…”
“I need a hot nurse…actually two hot nurses…to come administer pepto to me, arrghhh”
He’s inconspicuously looking around to see if anybody is stepping up to the request.
Goes home alone.
Bill Williamson
Also blows up the bathroom. Enough said.
Lenny Summers
Has read books about the logistics of food poisoning and how these events typically pan out.
He’s already taken pepto along with electrolyte drinks; he’s following the BRAT diet.
Rests in bed until the nausea subsides.
Won’t push himself because he knows it’ll take longer for his body to heal.
Sean MacGuire
Calls poison control.
Couldn’t discern what food or thing made him feel this way (meaning he’s eating a lot of questionable food items, if even…)
After the employee on the other end tells him that his problem isn’t hospital-worthy, Sean goes back to eating his potted meat.
His stomach still hurts, by the way; mystery meat does not make the situation any better.
Karen Jones
She’s prepared with her heating pad over her stomach and a lawn chair set up in the bathroom (just in case things start…moving…)
Snacking on crackers and bananas to help calm any internal commotion.
She's got that little fan you plug into the charging port on your phone blowing in her face, just keeping some good airflow around her.
Sean offers her his potted meat.
Sean is no longer allowed in the bathroom at this time.
Tilly Jackson
Calmly handling her situation.
She’s taking in lots of fluids and eating a very plain diet to not aggravate her stomach any further.
Binging any Netflix series to take her mind off things.
New obsession: David Attenborough documentaries.
Susan Grimshaw
She’s taking the MAX dose of pepto bismol.
At this point, she’s practically drinking it straight from the bottle.
Food poisoning is her LEAST favourite sickness to deal with.
She’s drinking cranberry pedialyte from a massive two-liter wine glass (where she got it, I don’t know).
Molly O’shea
She’s got her Dublin stash of goods from “Down to Earth”
She stocked up when she last visited Ireland.
Anything from castor oil to tissue salts, she’s taking good care of herself.
When she heard Dutch was putting on a show with his own “adverseries”, she threw a couple drops of eucalyptus essential oil into his flask to give him a real reason to cry about. (If you’re interested, help yourself to a Google search about ingesting eucalyptus)
Dutch has actually been radio silent for a hot minute, come to think of it…
Mary-Beth Gaskill
She’s posed up like those Renaissance paintings of sick children.
“Woe is me” vibe with the back of her hand dramatically draped across her forehead.
She’s taking a respectable amount of pepto whilst sipping ginger tea to calm her senses.
She tried taking activated Charcoal to help absorb anything funky in her stomach, but was immediately bombarded with articles advising against it AFTER the fact.
Convinced herself death was actually coming at that point (it was not)
#victorianchildsurvivor
Uncle
After munching Pearson’s stew and helping himself to a couple of beers, he passed out.
During this time, his tummy problems came and went.
Fortunately for him, he wasn’t even conscious to experience any discomfort.
Uncle was let out easy this time around…
Simon Pearson
Stomach of steel.
He’s eaten worse things in his soup and in the Navy. (IN THE NAVYYY)
Completely unbothered by the raccoon stew he’s cultivated; casually helps himself to seconds after wiping out the entire gang.
Thanks, Pearson.
Josiah Trelawny
Oyster flashbacks (iykyk)
Floating gracefully in a cold lake to distract himself from any other unpleasant sensations.
Mixed himself a cocktail composed of ice, pedialyte, pepto, liquid tylenol, and a sugared rim, duh.
Tries to do a magic trick to rid himself of the tummy grumbles—it actually works…
Is convinced that he should pick up witchcraft instead of magician work.
Kieran Duffy
Kieran didn’t eat any of Pearson’s stew (he’s not invited to cookouts).
He’s walking rather cheerfully to pick up flowers for Mary-Beth.
Just a smitten young man.
Gets struck down by Trelawny’s magical bullshit.
Suddenly curled up into a ball on the sidewalk.
I mean, the food poisoning had to go somewhere.
Somehow still managed to deliver the flowers to Mary-Beth; he looks like a raisin.
Reverend Swanson
He is completely unaffected due to the sheer amount of liquor in his body.
The alcohol content in his bloodstream kills off any bacteria that would have caused him tummy problems otherwise.
Inappropriately concludes that he has a stomach of steel.
Leopold Strauss
Dies from dehydration.
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Bury my Blade (pt. 2)
Cw: 18+ MDNI, crude language, suggestive NSFW content
Tags: aggressive!Krauser, toxic!Krauser, enemies to "lovers", doctor!Reader, push-pull dynamic, Jack Krauser x Fem!Reader
For part 1, click here. This is part 2 of the series.
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The path to this unknown base was long and uneven. For all you knew, it could have even been non-existent. Given your physical state, both fatigued and weary, not knowing how much further was mental torment. Roots sprouted from the ground, daring to trip you at any second. At this point, the sun had completely set. You were heavily relying on your sense of sound to make out the people around you, let alone your own footsteps.
“My ass is killing me,” Chris said, finally breaking the silence.
“Even with all that padding?” Leon mocked from the front of the line. With your surroundings reflecting little to no light, you could only imagine Chris’ expression littered with irritation.
“There’s no need for small talk,” Krauser ordered from beside Leon.
“Life of the party,” you say, your voice only a whisper under your breath. Even with the poor visibility, you could make out the flinch from Krauser’s figure in front of you, his shadow briefly halting in the moonlight.
“How much further, anyways?” One of Chris’ men called out from the back.
“Is the BSAA made up of runts?” Krauser barked. “The base is just up ahead, relax.”
“One hell of a partner, Leon,” Chris grumbled. The rest of the walk remained silent, almost awkward. Regardless, Chris was speaking for all of you. Even spending the additional five minutes walking to the base in Krauser’s presence was daunting. Despite your own irritation, seeing the artificial light flicker on the official USSOCOM grounds brought you a sense of relief. You took in the details of the two-story building before you. It was long lengthwise, surrounded by fencing and heavy artillery. You couldn’t help but wonder what they were protecting within, or maybe what they were keeping out. Major Krauser made no effort to excuse himself, simply disbanding from the group. Almost instantly, Leon’s expression grew a little softer under the fluorescent light. The lone agent took charge of chauffeuring you and the BSAA party around the base before dropping everyone off at their respective rooms. You were the last to be escorted.
“Big guy’s real moody, huh?” You say to Leon, a gentle smile on your face.
“It’s getting annoying, having to keep on apologizing for his behaviour,” Leon confides before opening the door to your temporary residence. Taking a glance in, it was nothing more than a standard hotel room. A single bed, nightstand, a lamp and a desk, it looked decent enough. However, the lack of a bathroom—implying communal showers—wasn’t entirely favourable.
“So, you know Chris from the R.P.D.?” You ask Leon, the two of you standing in the dimly lit hall.
“Yeah, it wasn’t a formal friendship, though. I was with his sister back when Raccoon fell,” Leon replied.
“Jesus, one hell of a trauma bond,” you joke, even though you couldn’t really tell if your humour was appreciated. Your worry diminished when Leon let out a small laugh.
“You could say that,” Leon said, smiling now, “although I’d prefer to take a girl out than show her my gun on day one.”
“Oh, but of course, wouldn't want to rush things,” you continued, pleasantly surprised by Leon’s lightheartedness.
“I won’t keep you,” Leon said. “It’s one alarm system that wakes everyone up in the morning. You’ll want to get to sleep soon.”
“That sounds very appealing,” you reply, stepping into your room. Leon excused himself, and you watched him turn the corner before shutting the door. Looking around the room with a little more attention, you pick up the subtle grime that painted the floors. It was as if someone vacuumed once and felt it wasn’t necessary to do so again.
You placed your luggage on the desk, which appeared to be more recently wiped down. The clock flashed 11:38 p.m. in red pulses to your right. Your body felt the weight of your exhaustion, but your mind stayed alert. Throwing yourself onto the bed, the springs screaming with each retraction, you look back at the clock. 11:40 p.m. blinked at you.
“Ugh,” you exclaimed before getting up and grabbing your toiletry bag. You reasoned with yourself that everyone should be too beat to shower tonight. This would allow you to start your bathroom routine during their off hours. Throwing on a robe, you slumped down the hallway, tracing your way back to the change rooms Leon had shown you earlier. To your dismay, the showers were co-ed. Either the men here were perverted, or the women who were hired didn’t seem to mind. You decided on the former.
Peeking past the door, the lights were shut off. Your intuition on everyone else’s sleep schedule was right; it was off hours. Flicking on the lights, you inspect each shower stall, picky about its cleanliness. After finding a suitable corner, you hang up your robe and the rest of your shower-commodities. Fiddling with the water temperature was unnecessarily difficult. Bursts of hot and cold streams shot from the head before you managed to decode the best angle for the dial. Eventually, the steady heat from the water gave you some relief. Other than the water flow, the facility was incredibly quiet. Probably the only bonus for being situated in the middle of nowhere, deep within a forest. You could make out the faint buzz of cicadas in distant trees, accompanied by the sound of the leaves brushing against the windows. For once, your mind grew quiet, free of any unwanted rumination.
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The heavy slam of the door swinging open bolted you forward; you spent a split second mourning the loss of your momentary peace. You could hear the activity of the individual setting up their own equipment, turning on the water with familiar expertise. Any hope that it was someone you knew left your body. With a heavy sigh, you decided it would be best to hurry up so as to avoid interaction with this person when they finished. You quickly rinsed the soap from your skin, scrubbing your face in the process.
Turning off the water, the room fell completely silent. With that, you figured during your haste that the additional shower goer had already made their leave. Pulling back the curtain, you reached for your robe, later collecting the rest of your supplies.
Stepping out, you were met with Jack Krauser. A toothbrush hung lazily from the side of his mouth, his only garments being a towel around his waist. His eyes rolled onto your body before he returned his gaze to the mirror. He didn’t bother to address you verbally. The men here were perverted after all. You scoffed before walking to the other end of the sink, setting your toiletries beside his. The last thing you’d allow a man to do is intimidate you with their blatant disrespect. Taking out your creams, you focused on yourself in the mirror. Your skin remained flushed from the steam that had accumulated in the room, the ventilation proving itself to be outdated. In the corner of your eye, you could see Krauser lean down, cupping the water to wash his face. The size of his hands looked too large next to the dainty faucet. Focusing your gaze more clearly, you noticed the heavy scarring across his body. Some appeared to be fresher than others, the most prominent one just below his navel. The rest of the scar was cut from view under the roll of his towel.
“You’re quite perverted,” Krauser scorned, turning his body flush towards you. Your eyes shoot up to meet his.
“Just looking at your mishaps, Major. You sure you’re qualified for that title?” You say innocently.
“Mm, cheeky thing,” Krauser gloated, his voice low and condescending. Your expression became sharp in his direction before you turned away, continuing your night routine as if his existence had vanished from your side. You could feel his eyes linger on your body, exploring where cloth ended and skin flourished. Viscerally annoyed, you shoved your products back into your caddie. Your movements were aggressive as you carried yourself towards the door. To your surprise, Krauser boldly stepped in front of you, blocking your path. The grip on your caddie tightened.
“Move,” you said, your voice guttural behind your teeth. Locking eyes with Krauser, he looked down on you. He had height to his advantage; you’d give him that, but nothing more. He was an empty vessel, sheathed by bone and blood. You stared at the asshole in front of you, and he looked right back. You felt he was analyzing you, his eyes darting from each corner of your face. You have never seen such an angular expression, his features pronounced, his eyes cold. You could only figure he took Daddy leaving too hard; that this was the overcompensation of toxic masculinity. Still, there was truth in his valour; even an idiot could recognize that. His strength was undoubtedly palpable. Before you could raise your hands to force him back, he retreated. The space between you opening. Keeping your tenacity, you pushed past him, checking his shoulder in the process.
“Good night, little Miss,” he cooed before returning to the sink. He watched you leave through the mirror.
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Lying in bed, you once again fell victim to your mind’s incessant chatter. Events and voices replayed themselves endlessly in your head. To make matters worse, Jack Krauser had made himself comfortable in the images that passed behind your eyes. You hated yourself for it, that you could give light and power to someone even in their absence. He passed by again. This time, his body was close. The feeling of his thick skin pressed against yours, sticky from the vapour collected from your combined showers. That just feet apart, both of you stood in your most vulnerable states, hidden behind thin curtains. You jolted upwards, your covers sliding off the bed.
“FUCK!” You exclaimed, roughly running your hands through your hair. You lay awake for the rest of the night.
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The morning alarm blared through the PA system. Your eyes were dry; you knew they were bloodshot. Getting up from bed, you mindlessly dressed yourself before grabbing your toothbrush. You’d brush your teeth in your room today.
You met Jill in the cafeteria, her hands full with two bowls of oatmeal.
“You look like hell,” she said, but there was concern in her voice. “Didn’t know driving beat you down that much.”
“I had a long night,” you grouched. Sitting down at an empty table, you recounted last night’s events to your companion. You needed a second opinion.
“You’re fucking joking,” Jill finally spoke, oatmeal balled in her cheek. “He’s messing with you in some sick way.”
“Well, he certainly got me,” you respond, frustrated at your defeat in this childish situation. Before you two could further your conversation, Chris made his appearance. He opened his mouth to say something after getting a glimpse of your physical state, but decided against it.
“Bad news, Doc,” he said sheepishly, “USSOCOM requires basic military training for all members on base.”
“Oh yeah? I’m not a USSOCOM member,” you bantered.
“Guests and members alike,” Chris responded. You rubbed your face against your hands, wondering what business a doctor has on military fields.
“Since when did I trade my fucking pipettes for guns?” You signed defeatedly.
“It’s just a quick orientation, think of it like the BSAA survival training. You’ll be back in the lab by noon,” Chris said affirmingly before turning back to his men, giving them a rundown on their own schedules. Jill returned to polishing off her oatmeal when she nudged your arm. Looking at her, she motioned your attention to the far right of the room. There, Krauser stood over his own unit, Leon parked at his side. He spoke with grave authority, his prowess completely outweighing the combined stature of the other men around him.
“Asshole’s on a real power trip,” you whisper to Jill, taking a bite of your own oatmeal.
“Tell me about it, even Chris doesn’t go about dominating his men like that,” Jill responds.
The two of you finish breakfast together before going your separate ways. You were pleased to hear your mentor for the morning was Agent Ingrid Hunnigan. A woman’s presence was what you needed. She went over basic gun handling and loading mechanics. It wasn’t difficult, provided you went through the same training procedures in the BSAA, making you all the more annoyed with having to repeat these lessons. But this wasn’t something to bother Ingrid with; she, too, was only doing her job.
You didn’t take long to complete Ingrid’s checklist of skills you needed to master by noon. In fact, it was just over an hour when you placed the last piece of the shotgun back together.
“This isn’t your first rodeo,” Ingrid joked, filling out the paperwork on her clipboard.
“Should I have mentioned that,” you say to her, smiling. She let out a soft laugh before shaking her head.
“I mean, we’ve got some free time now. This was supposed to take us till noon. I can show you to the laboratory and then the rest of the military grounds…if you’re interested, of course.”
“Oh, please. That’d be really nice,” you say, accepting her offer.
You followed Ingrid around the base, listening to her share secrets about USSOCOM you thought you shouldn’t be cognisant of. Still, it was nice to listen to her voice when she wasn’t drowned out by the men and their warcries, doing whatever drills required such yelling. Stepping outside, you both walked out onto the grassy terrain, overlooking the other agents partaking in their warm-ups. You caught the eye of Jill near the back; she gave you a gentle wave.
Ingrid continued her tour by taking you across the field, entering a small building that appeared to be a gymnasium. Upon entering, you were greeted with the stench of blood. Krauser immediately filled your field of view. You watched as he swung his blade towards Leon, who merely escaped by pressing his forearm against Krauser’s striking hand. It continued on like this. Just when you thought either man would pierce through the skin of the other, one would swiftly dodge or counter the move. Scanning the perimeter of the gym, you noticed other men from Krauser’s detail, bandaged up along their arms.
“Major Krauser isn’t forgiving when it comes to training,” Ingrid said slowly to you.
“Won’t need to run a hypothesis on that,” you respond dryly, your eyes following the serpent blade clutched in Krauser’s hand. It looked almost like a ball of fire from how quickly it was moving, reflecting the light that seeped in from the windows onto the walls. It wasn’t quick before Leon was knocked off his feet, Krauser pinning him down beneath him. Leon was immobilized. The two men got up, Leon now switching places with one of his teammates. Krauser approached you and Ingrid.
“Good morning,” he said, speaking to Ingrid alone. Your brows furrowed at his distastefulness.
“Just showing our doctor around,” Ingrid replied, “hope you don’t mind the audience, Major.”
“The BSAA’s doctor,” Krauser arrogantly corrected.
“You have any other doctors around here?” You spoke up. Krauser’s blue eyes pointed at you. Their prominence was uncanny. His lips turned up into a strange smile.
“No, just you,” he answered.
“We’ll leave you to your training, Major,” Ingrid called out, ushering you and herself out of the makeshift arena. Krauser’s gaze never left you.
“Freak,” you mumbled.
The rest of Indgird’s tour was more attuned to the hidden gems on the base. From the lone vending machine that spit out doubles of everything, or that unattended copy room to escape to, she was generous enough to give away her secrets. You were thankful for her kindness.
“Here’s your stop,” Ingrid said to you warmly, her arm extending to the laboratory door.
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When you finally got to sit alone with your research, it was almost too exciting. It was just you and your work, housed in the lab with fancy equipment. You could exemplify what you were good at. The USSOCOM General informed you that the antiviral you had been working on back at the BSAA matched the viral strain found in the attacks by Javier Hidalgo. While this was convenient for you, it was concerning that the spread of the T-virus had already reached such a large geographical scale.
You dimmed the lights in the lab in preparation for the sensitive compounds you were about to handle. Carefully, you maneuver different inoculated eggs, each containing the remnants of dead viruses, placing their fluid into several syringes. You inject the samples from the different strains into host cells, meticulously observing their biochemical interactions. You set several running timers, calculating the efficacy and speed at which your antiviral samples performed. One caught your attention. In a small mouse infected with T-virus, upon administration of a single dosage of the antiviral, the host’s vitals stabilized. You stood up from your chair, knocking it out from behind you. Looking more closely at the rodent, its visible symptoms are noticeably reduced. “Oh my god.” You were repeating it like a prayer, trying to make sense of this advancement. Running back to the computer, you logged in the new data, eager to send notice to the BSAA. While this novel discovery still remains uncertain in long-term trials, it was a small step deemed victorious to you. Even still, you were a long way from clinical trials.
“Quite the ruckus going on in here,” Krauser’s voice emanated from behind you. You flung around.
“What the fuck!” You exclaimed. “You get off on stalking people?”
“It’s my job to obtain quiet intel for the government.” His voice was low.
“I doubt the BSAA has any information of interest to you—it’d all go over your head, anyways.” Krauser scoffed at your mutual attitude.
“The BSAA is not important to me.”
You cock your head at Krauser in disbelief. “You wanna explain your recent behaviour to me then?” Your voice rose slightly, feeling irritated by everything that had happened since arriving at the USSOCOM base. You weren’t relieved from any of these emotions when Krauser’s expression only seemed to be entertained by this impromptu conversation, or, perhaps, your increased hostility.
"A man can’t be impressed when a woman keeps up? I’m only recognizing your efforts, Doc," Krauser said, stepping towards you. Mirroring his actions, you took a step back.
“You’re pretty sick then. The conventional person doesn’t infantilize others to compliment them.” He kept moving towards you, the width of his chest growing with each step. You had already maxed out how far back you could go, hitting the desk behind you. The two of you stood less than a foot apart, a remnant of your distance from the previous night.
“Do you understand the importance of ‘challenge’, Doctor?” Krauser faintly licked his lips. He was peering down on you for the second time. Your eyes couldn’t escape him despite his rugged intensity putting knots in your stomach. You didn’t look away.
“Challenge makes you stronger. Seems you lack many hardships in your life, Krauser,” you said mockingly. You watched him take a breath, his shoulders inflating in stature, his eyes fixed on your lips.
“Cheeky thing.”
The laboratory door slid open, Chris walking in, a coffee in each hand. He was stopped in his tracks upon observing Krauser’s proximity to you.
“Major,” he said coldly, “I’d expect the General would be needing you at this time.”
“Naturally,” Krauser responded, his smile ingenuine. Krauser turned his back on you, his gaze focused on Chris now. You sighed at the sight, the men in parallel to stags pawing the dirt. When Krauser disappeared, Chris shot you a weary look.
“You got business with that dick?” He asks, handing you one of his coffee cups.
“Not at all,” you respond sarcastically, propping up on the desk. You tilt your head back against the wall after taking a sip of your joe. Chris only frowned at you.
“Did Jill tell you about last night?” You ask him.
“Yeah,” Chris said, sighing. “If he pulls a stunt like that again, you report him.” You could only nod compliantly. Of all the emotions you could be feeling right now, you were honestly embarrassed that Chris had caught you like that. Belittled under a man, you felt stupid.
“You know,” you say, changing the subject, “I think I made a real break with the antiviral.” Chris lit up, his face completely adjacent to yours. “Let me show you.”
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~~Three Weeks Later
After extensive review, the antiviral was labelled a success. You sent a sample back to the BSAA as well as to the head laboratory for the USSOCOM to further analyze. However, given the current conditions of certain South American territories, specifically Mixcoatl, the USSOCOM General waived clinical trials for the antiviral in that region. He reasoned that the zombification of the local village was a worse fate than a failed antiviral administration. It was an act purely of desperation, but you supported it.
The only downside to your sudden discovery was your required presence for the antiviral administration. This translates to you having to accompany both Chris Redfield and Jack Krauser, along with their units, to the deep jungles of South America: the Amparo region of the Amazon Rainforest. That a doctor’s presence was necessary to oversee the usage of the antiviral. This news wasn’t all that attractive to you.
As for Major Krauser, for such a large man, he was easily able to conceal himself. After Chris walked in on your degenerate exchange of words, you haven’t seen him since. Maybe your preoccupation with the antiviral had kept you too busy to notice him. Or, rather, you were never alone for him to make himself known to you. Regardless, you figured it was better this way. You could narrow your focus on the mission ahead, not a mission attendee. With that in mind, you realized just how demanding the mission itself would grow to be.
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“It’ll be a real experience,” Jill tried to reason with you.
“I did not sign up to wear combat boots and cargo pants, Jill.” You sat complaining on the edge of her bed, fiddling with your pocket knife. Her room was disorganized; clothes were thrown across the floor, taking up walking space, even infiltrating parts of her desk. You started picking up her shirts to occupy yourself.
“Oh, I need to pack that,” Jill remarked, taking the clothing article from your hands. “Considering you don’t want to go, you packed up your stuff pretty quick.”
“Well, I didn’t want to wait till the last minute,” you said, making a face at her. She stuck her tongue out at you.
“It’s like we're being shipped from one place to the next,” you say, groaning, “I just miss my own bed.”
“Mm, now that you say that, I should give Carlos a call.”
“My bed reminds you of Carlos?” You inquire, raising an eyebrow at Jill. She rolls her eyes at you before digging around the pile of clothes to find her phone. After losing your rant outlet, you let yourself out of her room to check over your own supplies. It would have been the third time you’ve gone over your essentials, but you didn’t want to be left in the jungle missing something. Back in your own room, you sift through your luggage. You finally conclude that everything is safely packed, but the sensation in your gut prolongs its stay, exhausting your hospitality.
You decided your best bet was an evening stroll to take your mind off things. Besides, it was inevitable to venture into the Amazon, so why did you bother to worry? Walking outside, you let the breeze brush through your hair. It cooled your skin, unlike the heat of the anxiety brewing inside you. If anything, the combat and violence expected with this mission didn’t scare you. Hell, you cut open B.O.Ws for a living. Rather, you reserved your emotions for your friends. You trusted each of them on the field, Chris and Jill, but that was when they were alone. To fight alongside them now? It made you sick to think you could watch one of them potentially get hurt. The noise returned in your head: rumination, images flickering behind your eyes. You would not let it reach that point, not let Chris or Jill fall into danger. The images still clouded your mind.
“Fuck me,” you say aloud, partnered with your heavy sigh.
“Quite the offer,” Krauser hummed, emerging from the dark behind you. You snap your head around to face him, a scowl evident on your face.
“Easy, little Miss,” he coaxed, “nothing like some fresh air before a grueling mission.”
“You know, I was hoping I wouldn’t have to see you again until we were in that jungle,” you declared. “Our reunion could be over your dead body.”
“Glad to hear you’re thinking about me,” Krauser drawled, extending his speech excessively.
“Hardly,” you huffed, walking past him. You didn’t need to deal with him right now. Before you could clear yourself of his presence, Krauser took hold of your arm, his fingers tight around your flesh. Your hand instinctively grips his, although you don’t immediately act to fight his clasp. You choke on your reaction, finding yourself only staring at him. The feeling of his skin was rough—calloused beneath your own.
“Let go of me you sick fuck.” Your voice hissed at him. You were quick to protest, but deep within your conscience, perhaps somewhere primal, a small inclination manifested. How far would he go? What someone like him was capable of under the confines of his position. His role as Major. Would he defile his moral code? And for what—some twisted fantasy? Krauser released the tension in his grip, but not his hold on you.
“You sure you want that?” Krauser stood over you, his presence large over your own frame.
“I don’t think you even know what you want,” you say, patronizing him.
“And what do I want?” Krauser steps closer to you, his hand still encompassing your arm. He smelt of gunpowder and pine. Biting back your tongue, you hastily release yourself from his grip. Taking a step back, Krauser watches you retreat. He’s motionless.
“Figure it out,” you say to him, flipping him off before returning inside the building. The iron door shut heavily behind you.
~~
That night you dreamt of him—Jack Krauser—his body pressed over top of yours.
Along with him: the scent of gunpowder and pine.
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Pt. 3 (link to be updated)
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BURY MY BLADE (pt. 1)
Jack Krasuer x fem!Reader
A/N: This is something I’ve had brewing for a while, but I’m only getting around to finishing it now, Teehee! From the looks of it, this will likely manifest into a multi-part series involving a ridiculous slow burn between Jack Krauser and you, beloved reader. Spoiler: Jack Krauser isn’t sunshine and rainbows. Expect this to be an angsty, toxic, etc., etc., onset of emotional turmoil for everyone involved. Yup, mhm, yay! (wink wink)
!!!FYI, this is a blend of timelines in the RE universe. It takes place before Operation Javier in 2002, yet the BSAA has already come into fruition at this time. So, if anything, let’s just pretend the BSAA was founded in the year 2000, not 2003. 😭
Cw: parental estrangement, crude language, 18+ MDNI
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Synopsis:
Working as a researcher for the early BSAA is no easy task. The job is demanding on a physical and emotional level. From your required presence on B.O.W. sites to long nights spent sampling in the laboratory, the necessary fortitude is exponential. The last thing you need is interference in your routine; something or someone that meddles with the linear process you have meticulously designed for yourself. Unfortunately, when the BSAA orchestrates a joint mission alongside USSOCOM agents, it’s a blatant invitation for unprecedented change. Jack Krauser was nothing more than an interference.
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BURY MY BLADE
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Prelude:
You are the inherent product of a sonless father. You should’ve been a boy. But instead, you grace your father with feminine features, poise in your walk, and all the rage he himself had experienced. The perfect conditions to raise a little girl.
You don’t credit your father for sculpting you into the woman you are today. He doesn’t deserve that. You achieved what you have alone, without the support of a loving family. Naturally, independence is deeply rooted in your character. The strength in your walk, the sharpness of your tongue, it was all single-handedly crafted by you. In turn, your persona, combined with sheer dedication, has led you to become a renowned researcher in biological organisms. Your PhD hangs delicately on your wall, joined by countless awards and other scientific contributions. Your efforts alone greatly surpass any son your father could have borne.
With your strong academic foundation, landing a position with the BSAA wasn’t your most difficult feat. The industry was expanding, and research on biowarfare was becoming more and more palpable. You secured the job after the first interview. However, it soon became apparent why the BSAA was short-staffed entirely. The shifts were long, and you were constantly on your feet. Countless case files seemed to fall before you as you relentlessly investigated different cell samples of each encountered B.O.W. The way the tissue mutated and divided beneath the microscope was sickening. That was the uniform trait across all samples. It was pervasive, consuming any other living creature that got too close. What once was became nothing more than an abscess of this parasite, engulfed by its body. Mice, rats, and other small rodents easily became infected when exposed to the tissue samples. It boggled you. How could Umbrella devise such a thing? Something so hateful and corrupt, its only purpose fueled for destruction and power. The thoughts strained your mind.
Over time, you learn the art of compartmentalization; to isolate work from home—research from self. Your duty as a scientist—a doctor—was to help the layperson, keeping civilization as a functioning unit. As time continued, you became good at it. The routine of work to home, to work again, simply became part of your daily life. The pay was good, and so were you. The only additional thing you could do was hope for things to stay the same, no surprises.
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Current Day:
Your commute to the base was typical. With your coffee in hand, accompanied by the morning FM, you let the wind fill the car as you drove along the highway. You pulled your vehicle along the winding roads, adorned with the canopies of large pine trees. Reaching the base continued your daily routine. From checking in, breathalyzers, screening, and health forms, they were all the same old. You greet Ms. Reiss at the front desk.
After completing your morning logs, Chris Redfield presented himself to you in your office. He was holding a thick ensemble of papers.
“Sun’s shining, doctor, it wouldn't kill you to smile,” he says to you. His voice was tired like everyone else’s in the building, but his face was still warm. You shake your head at him, acknowledging his snarky greeting.
“It’s too early for that, Redfield. Whatcha’ got there?” You respond, eyeing the folder in his hands.
“Placement requests. Although it’s more a command than a request if you ask me.” Chris’ tone was dry as he placed the stack of forms before you. You shoot him a serious look, scanning his features so as to potentially understand his own emotions about the situation. Flipping open the first page, you’re greeted with the reason for the request: BSAA ASSISTANCE IN USSOCOM OPERATION. FOLLOWING MEMBERS REQUESTED: CHRIS REDFIELD AND UNIT, DOCTOR…
“Jesus, not so special if the SOCOM is asking for external help,” you say, rolling your eyes at the bolded letters in front of you. “They must be pretty desperate.”
“I’ll sign it if you do, Doc. My men are already waiting for my word.”
“Psh, so are your men really waiting for your word?” Chris scoffs at your remark.
“I’d feel better if I had another BSAA insider with me on the job. I got Jill on the field, so I’ll have you in the lab.”
“Right, Chris. Are you sure you’re not just afraid of SOCOM? You need two babysitters?” Chris was laughing now.
“Just look it over, will you? And stay away from the Lieutenant Colonel, he’ll give you an earful on why you should go.”
“Seems they just don’t want us here anymore, Chris.”
“Everyone’s got secret intentions, working for their own benefit and all that bullshit.”
Chris left your office, leaving you alone with the request forms. You open the folder once more, skimming through the rest of the papers. Something about a ‘Javier Hidalgo’ kidnapping young women, along with the use of viral agents in his attacks. In your line of work, this, unfortunately, wasn’t out of the ordinary, so you continued reading without any apparent hesitation. In the latter depths of the folder, you find a list of current USSOCOM members. MAJOR JACK KRAUSER, AGENT LEON S. KENNEDY, AGENT INGRID HUNNIGAN, AGENT… The list went on.
“You folk must be in some pretty shitty situation to be asking for our help,” you say aloud. That said, it still wasn’t your problem. The BSAA was currently dealing with its own cold cases. This was the last thing you’d want: to start something new and add to your pile of work, only for it to grow dusty in due time. It just wasn’t worth it. You shut the folder and went down to the laboratory, focusing on your current job—developing a successful T-virus antiviral. Nothing else was important.
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That night, you went straight home to your studio apartment. You and Jill decided that drinks weren’t the optimal choice this evening; both of you needed to be sharp for tomorrow's workday. Things were picking up in the BSAA. Assignments, tasks, and travelling to and from B.O.W. sites became amplified. Despite it all, it wasn’t anything you couldn’t handle. Your entire upbringing revolved around proving yourself to a never-satisfied father. Work like this was a breeze; your superiors were satisfied. Kicking off your boots, you headed towards the bathroom.
The shower water was hot against your skin. Standing under the head, you let the water fall over you, the beads leaving fiery kisses as they rolled across your body. In every effort you conjured, you couldn’t quiet your mind. Major Jack Krauser, Agent Leon S. Kennedy, Agent Ingrid Hunnigan, and the others you didn’t recall. The names repeated themselves in your head; they were on loop, like some 7th layer of hell where silence did not exist. You were sure they didn’t want you and your posse on their turf either, that this whole ordeal must be some arrangement cultivated by corrupt businessmen in fancy black suits. Even still, you felt something brooding in your chest. Turning off the water, you stood for a moment, the sound of water dripping the only perceived sensation.
Stepping out of the shower, the steam that congregated in your bathroom rushed out the door when you entered your room. You felt eyes piercing through you, the presence uneasy. Turning back, you were met with the folder Chris had given you earlier. Why did you bother to notice it, to give it life? The way it loomed over you was ridiculous. After all, it was a pile of ink and paper. But the beauty of human evolution harvests emotion from inanimate objects. Perhaps, in its own twisted way, your brain was informing you that there was something more important in this placement than the writing let on. Sitting on the edge of the bed, you flip through the folder again. You took more time assessing the details, reading the contents of each page thoroughly. As if possessed, you took the pen on your nightstand and signed each necessary section. You shook your head at your own actions before reaching for your phone.
“Hello?” Chris said on the other side.
“It’s me,” you say, “you wanna stop by and pick up the placement request? It’s missing some signatures.”
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Placement Day:
“Since when do we work for the fucking USSOCOM?” Chris’ soldier says in protest, despite previously signing his portion of the forms with little convincing.
“It’s a temporary job, rookie. They just need some assistance for a mission. One time thing,” Chris responds.
“Sounds like incompetence to me,” another soldier chimes in. Chris rolls his eyes before loading up the army trucks with all the necessary supplies.
“What it sounds like is complaining,” Chris lectures, “I don’t care that it’s the asscrack of dawn, you think this ammunition’s gonna load itself? For fucks sake, get a move on!”
Fortunately for you, the Lieutenant Colonel gave you permission to take your own vehicle. On that same note, Jill took advantage of this to be your passenger turned DJ. That’s one less road trip for you and Jill with a bunch of pent-up military men. The two of you simply watched the bickering unfold with Chris and his unit as they threw the remaining tools they had into the back of the truck. After what seemed to be an eternity of pointless argument, Chris signalled to you through his open window to follow him out.
“It’s gonna be one long ass ride,” Jill huffs as she flips through her playlists. She was right, it was about a day's worth of travel by car, the views nothing but the endless expanse of dirt road and open fields. The specific USSOCOM base that was your destination was truly in the middle of nowhere. But you figured it was only fitting for a private government agency.
Stepping on the gas, you pulled out behind Chris onto the road. If you knew the placement went into effect immediately, you would’ve delayed handing in the forms entirely. You could only wonder how many other details went undisclosed in that folder, escaping their materialistic destiny as ink on paper. Your mind wandered as the BSAA base grew smaller in the rearview mirror.
“You gonna sit there and ponder for the next 10 hours?” Jill says, bringing you out of your head.
“mm, probably not ideal,” you respond, smiling in her direction.
“Just know, I’ll swat you if I see your brows get too close together. They’ll be stuck like that, you know, all furrowed and bunched.” Jill gives you a dramatic demonstration of what furrowed brows look like, contorting her face into a sour expression.
“You’re kidding, no way I look like that,” you protest in denial.
“Oh, believe me, you’re too serious. You’re coming out with me and Carlos for drinks when we get back. I’ll introduce you to someone.” Jill’s smile spread widely across her face. This was certainly going to be a long ride.
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The sun sat low behind the treeline when you followed Chris’ truck into a makeshift parking lot. Jill had fallen asleep some time back, tired from her own criticism of your dating life. You gently nudge her awake. Her eyes flutter to life, and you motion to her to get out of the car. The two of you made your way to join Chris and the rest of his unit outside, Jill practically clinging to you from her drowsiness.
“Aren’t we supposed to meet someone here?” Jill asks impatiently, her eyes completely shut as she rested her head on your shoulder.
“Yup, seems we’re not on their priority list afterall,” you respond dryly. It wasn’t surprising to you that USSOCOM fell short in hospitality. It was a government-funded program after all; lots of things remain unregulated. Before anyone could begin doubting the accuracy of your current location, a tall figure emerged from a hidden path within the trees. Two, actually. Both men were blonde, strong in stature, although one was noticeably broader than the other. Your eyes were quick to flick on the characteristics each of them physically offered. You were committing them to memory, provided anything went awry. It was your own insurance policy. The broader man spoke first.
“You lot must be what the BSAA coughed up. Understand that this was nobody’s first choice.”
“How endearing this asshole is,” Jill sarcastically whispers to you. You press your lips together, unimpressed with the patronizing brute before you. You briefly caught his eye before he continued. Even in the dim light, you could see how blue they were.
“Major Jack Krauser,” the broad man says, holding a hand over his chest. “This is my partner, Agent Leon Kennedy.”
“Jesus, Leon,” Chris interrupts, “Major down grade from R.P.D., man.” Leon chortles at Chris’ remark, but before he could bite back, Major Krauser took charge again.
“Seems you two are familiar with one another; I’ll skip further formalities. You all can follow me to our base. Leon will show you to your rooms.” His voice is harsh and direct. All you wanted was to turn up his demands. That said, the hours spent behind the wheel have stripped you of any confrontation. So, you decided that a private room in foreign territory wasn’t the worst of all trades. With Jill still on your shoulder, you and the rest of your BSAA company follow the two men into the forest. Suddenly, the regret of your impromptu signature on that stupid piece of paper became painfully apparent to you.
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Pt 2. Here
Van der Linde Gang vs Raccoon
We need animal control up in dis hoe, ASAP! Let’s set the stage here: enter raccoons into the humble abodes of our Van der Linde gang. The raccoon seems to have made itself comfortable in their kitchen, muchin’ on a little snack, perhaps some cookies. How will our beloved outlaws handle this situation?
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Dutch Van der Linde
Makes immediate eye contact with the four-legged intruder.
This man can craft a speech from thin air; suddenly, the one singular raccoon has turned plural and will heed every command Van der Linde has to offer.
No, he does not intend to call animal control.
Yes, he will be using this newfound army of raccoons for ill intent.
Hosea Matthews
Respectfully ushers the raccoon out of his house.
No drama.
John Marston
Uses Jack as a human shield.
Literally just open fires with his pistol; I’m talking stray bullets everywhere.
He’s incredibly lucky that he has no neighbors.
Abigail took care of it.
Abigail Marston/Roberts
While John is shooting into open space, Abigail snatches her son and locks him in the bathroom.
Jack Marston will not be getting rabies; she’s already dealing with one rabid man in the household.
Finds her old broom in a closet and swats the raccoon out of the house with utmost precision.
John is still shooting.
Jack Marston
Is locked in the bathroom.
Eating toothpaste.
Arthur Morgan
Wakes up to the sound of gunfire (kudos to John).
Later finds that he himself has unwanted company in his kitchen.
The raccoon got its head stuck in his pickle jar, so Arthur is now tasked with a raccoon rescue mission at 3 a.m.
After some awkward rotation of the jar, the raccoon was able to wriggle itself free.
Bites Arthur as a token of its thanks.
Micah Bell
We gather here today to mourn the extremely abrupt loss of Mr. Raccoon. He was shot upon entering the Bell residence, closing in on 3 a.m. He was a father of 179, Husband to 30. We will never see his likes again…
Javier Escuella
Was bitten as a child—has been traumatized ever since.
When he went to investigate the rummaging sounds from the kitchen, he was met with the animal's yellow eyes in the dark…he knew what it was.
Tries to use a chair to keep the distance between him and the intruder; the raccoon jumps onto the chair to give Javier a little frenchie (i.e., licks his nose).
Javier leaves the residence.
He watches the raccoon eat his food from outside the window.
Bill Williamson
Despite his burly, aggressive demeanour, he’s an animal lover at heart.
Yeah, this is a funny-looking “dog”, but that doesn’t mean Bill won’t try to be friendly to it.
Unfortunately, as he tried to offer some organic peanut butter over the shredded cheese the raccoon was already invested in, the rodent scurried off to where it came from.
Leaves small cheese piles around his backyard to this day.
Charles Smith
Charles has a designated animal sanctuary built into his home.
There is no need for the raccoon to break in; rather, it helps itself to a warm bed, food, and a clean water source.
Charles finds the raccoon, amongst several other animals, cuddled up on some hay the next morning.
Lenny Summers
The raccoon is found raiding a pantry, spread eagle balancing between two open cupboards.
Honestly, Lenny felt bad for it and just let it do its thing, under supervision, of course.
When the raccoon was finished, it let itself out.
Lenny now keeps a small pile of nuts, cookies, and other treats on his deck for when the four-legged visitor returns.
Sadie Adler
The raccoon could not enter the Adler residence.
Was caught in a booby trap just outside.
Sean MacGuire
Tries to speak to it.
You know how in Avatar they connect their braids with the animals…Yeah…
Sean thinks he’s broken the 4th wall when the raccoon doesn’t immediately attack him.
When he tried to shuffle closer towards it, the raccoon sprinted past him, utilizing his head for a parkour stunt.
He’s got a paw print embedded on his forehead.
Karen took care of it.
Karen Jones
Ushered the raccoon out of the house efficiently after Sean’s shenanigans.
After watching the raccoon practically backflip off Sean’s head, she followed it out, using her foot to direct the rodent out the back door she meticulously left open.
Took Sean to the walk-in clinic just in case.
Susan Grimshaw
The raccoon’s first mistake was targeting Grimshaw’s house.
When she heard uninvited rummaging from the kitchen, she came ready, shotgun in hand, to blast the rodent into the next life.
Fortunately, nobody went home with missing limbs that night, and the raccoon lives to tell the tale.
The rodent took one look at Susan, graciously apologized (using whatever raccoon gesture), and let itself out.
Animals and humans alike, seriously, do not break into Susan Grimshaw’s house.
Molly O'Shea
Miss O’shea got that fire in her.
Despite Molly’s initial shock, the daily newspaper is immediately rolled into a makeshift weapon and gripped tightly in her right hand.
It’s a battle that unfolds; the raccoon is literally leaping from corner to corner while Molly swats the air, closing in behind the rodent.
The raccoon literally crashes through the window (leaving a raccoon-shaped hole in the process) to escape Molly’s newspaper roll.
Leopold Strauss
Gets bit.
Immediately ushered to the hospital to be administered a rabies shot.
Simon Pearson
…Free protein source for stew.
Feeds it to the gang at the next potluck, says it’s chicken.
Josiah Trelawny
Screaming bloody murder.
prancing around on his tippy toes in order to minimize the surface area that could potentially come into contact with the monstrosity in his kitchen.
The raccoon is completely unfazed; it continues chowing down on Trelawny’s fine cheeses.
Said raccoon later becomes fed up with Trelawny’s bullshit and decides to leave on its own.
Flips Trelawny off.
Uncle
Didn’t even notice the raccoon’s presence.
It’s been in the house for three days.
Reverend Swanson
Mistakes the raccoon for a small child eating from his fridge.
Brings said “child” to the nearest fire department and demanded that they offer shelter to this poor baby.
Obviously, they refused.
Swanson becomes a father overnight.
When he wakes up sober the next morning, he finds the raccoon and shredded cheese in his bed.
Tilly Jackson
The first person to actually just call animal control.
When she meets the raccoon's eyes as it's chowing down on her fridge contents, she swiftly locks herself in the bathroom and dials the number.
They arrive on site within 10 minutes and safely return the raccoon to its natural habitat.
She tosses everything in her fridge that night and makes a hefty grocery haul in the morning.
Mary-Beth Gaskill
Pulls out that Snow White BS, the raccoon literally becomes her friend.
Puts a little bow in the raccoon's hair and domesticates it.
She’s trained it to bite men.
Kieran Duffy
Screams, runs, trips, hits head, falls unconscious.
Wakes up surrounded by a dozen raccoons sacrificing him for a jar of peanut butter.
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Car Troubles? RE Men Don't Take Money as Payment
Having car troubles? Have no fear, your Resident Evil boyfriend is here! Teehee~
Just know, your partner expects a favour in return. It’s an eye for an eye, right?
CW: Heavy NSFW content; Smut (18+), MDNI
C: fem!Reader, established relationship
Characters: Chris Redfield, The Merchant, Leon Kennedy, Jack Krauser, Piers Nivans, Luis Serra, Jake Muller, Carlos Oliveira
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Chris Redfield
He’s rolling out from under your car on his creeper, forearms lightly coated in a sheen layer of sweat. Who knew the garage could get so hot?
While making some final adjustments, the bottom of his shirt bunches up slightly, revealing a sliver of his hardened abdomen, perfectly adorned with a dark-coloured happy trail. Suddenly, the rise and fall of his chest becomes painfully apparent to you, despite his own preoccupation with your vehicle.
“You’re engines up and running again,” he’ll finally say, satisfied with his own work. He catches your eye in an escape from his body to meet him.
The mood shifts instantly when Chris doesn’t reposition his shirt when he gets up, but rather closes the distance between you two. “Quite the well rounded man you are,” you say to him teasingly.
“Seems you’re already thinking about how to repay me,” Chris responded.
It takes all but two seconds for his dick to twitch, taking his trousers from loose to form-fitting. It’s a noticeable difference, the large bulge of his groin trapped behind a zipper, quite literally pulsating against its self-inflicted pressure.
Chris is already standing next to you in negative space, his length firmly pressing against your navel. The only barrier is each of your clothes.
His hands leave grease marks on your shirt as he pulls you closer to him, all while you gently palm his dick, his head slumped over your shoulder. He’s already whispering incoherently.
He walks you backwards, compressing you against the garage wall under his large frame, the prowess of his body completely shielding yours.
Releasing him from his boxers, the weight of his cock feels heavy in your hand. But toying with the pre that fervently built over his tip quickly catches the air in his throat. You’ll easily be able to pump his full length, your hands slick from his own secretions. Instinctively, he’ll begin to thrust his hips into your palm, his grip tightening against the small of your back when he’s close.
He finishes quickly on your shirt, his eyes completely locked with yours as he towers over you. His breath is hot as he pants fractions away from your lips.
“That’s enough payment for two car fixings, ya know?” You were just egging him on now.
The Merchant
Just looking at your car gets him thinking about how much he could sell each part for.
BUT! He did arrive to your aid, the wonderful partner he is, so he suppresses any thoughts of vulture work he may have conjured (but the shiny engine still calls his name).
He would dig around in his bottomless coat pockets for something useful, dropping a few herbs or stray bullets on your driveway. Pulling out a couple of unidentifiable metallic pieces, he lifts the hood of your vehicle and starts fiddling with the mechanics.
You’d silently hover over his shoulders behind him, watching him skillfully open certain parts of your engine that you didn’t even know came undone.
But, to your good fortune, the small distance between you and him was palpable enough that he became very aware of your existence.
“You know, you’ve been driving around bone dry here, mate,” he’d say in his raspy voice, motioning to your empty oil tank that just produced a ridiculously clean dripstick.
It was the perfect invitation to harvest something lewd out of his comment, “Bone dry? Me?” You’d say, wrapping your arms around him dangerously close to his groin, yet still daring to venture lower.
You cup his dick every so slightly, only to find he’s already pumping blood down south. You maneuver his cloak just enough to release him, his dick getting heavier in your hand by the second. His steps into you, his back compressed against your chest, while his hips buck forward.
“Ah, you’re no stranger to me, love,” he’ll breathe out with his head leaned back on your shoulder. The hood of your car acts as a perfect veil to the racy behaviour going on just behind.
As you quicken the pace, the head of his dick grows distinctly pink, accompanied by the Marchant’s deep moans. He’s loud, he’s vulgar, and he’s not going to hold himself back from letting you know that he’s having a good time. Hot ropes spurt out from his tip from convulsions so strong you could feel him pulsating in your hand.
“You got anything else in the house you want me to fix up for ya?” He hasn’t even come down from his high, yet he's itching for another bargain.
Leon Kennedy
It’s pushing 10 p.m. when you realize your car isn’t starting for your late-night ice cream run. Enter Leon S. Kennedy. He’s quick to pick up the phone and quick to arrive. “If we fix this now, it won’t be a problem in the morning, right? One less thing to worry about,” He’ll say to you with utmost sincerity and reassurance. He wants you to know you’re not exploiting him; he wants to help you (in any way).
After concluding that the blinking light in your car was actually something that needed to be looked into, Leon swept himself beneath your vehicle, leaving only his legs visible in your garage.
“I really owe you one, Leon. Truly,” you say to him, despite the fact that it seems you’re only speaking to two limbs at the moment. He brushes off your remorse, keeping his hands busy with the complexities of a car’s underbelly. But there’s something about the way his legs slightly shift when he repositions his grip. Or the way one knee gets propped up when a bolt is especially tight.
It’s instinctive, your movement towards him. All you did was sit on his lap while his upper half was hidden beneath the car. Leon briefly pauses at the unexpected contact, but continues working, as if curious to see how bold you get.
You innocently trace your fingers against his belt buckle, toying with the lower hem of his shirt, too. You could’ve sworn you heard his breath hitch from under your car. But all suspicions were confirmed when you felt Leon’s dick grow hard beneath you. Slowly, you began working your hips, gently moving yourself forwards and backwards against him. “I’m really grateful for your service, honey, coming out here at this hour just for me?”
It was as if your voice was his final motivation, as he pushed himself out from beneath the car, revealing the rest of his body to you. In one swift motion, Leon flipped you onto your back, lining your hips up with his. “The car's going to become a morning problem, isn’t it?” Leon says, his lips brushing yours as he speaks.
With great familiarity, Leon removes your pants and frees himself from his own. Two fingers press into you, squelching from how wet you are. “All this? Just from sitting on me?” Leon would coax while curling his fingers inside of you. He’s pressing perfectly against your walls, leaning down to give his tongue purpose for your pussy, too.
His right hand automatically clamps his own dick, pumping himself while eating you out. He’s moaning into you, the vibrations tickling your skin.
When climax hits both of you, the concrete floor is darkened from the sheer amount of liquid each of you produced. “We’ll have to hose this down,” Leon says.
“In the morning~” you reply.
Jack Krauser
Don’t think he came prancing over to your call; you got a lecture for allowing your vehicle to reach this state, and then he told you to “figure it out”. Fast forward five minutes, and he calls you back, telling you not to go anywhere so he can “manage your problems” for you.
Turns out a tire change was needed after Krauser found a nail that punctured your back wheel. After a lot of lever work and putting together bolts and nuts, your car found itself whole again with its shiny new addition.
“You owe me for that tire, princess,” He says to you. His voice is almost condescending, but his eyes tell a different story. They’re dark, completely focused on you, in parallel with a predator before it ambushes its prey.
Bravery strikes you (after all, you are dating the Jack Krauser), so you challenge the brute before you. “Owe you? Autowork is simply within your duties, Major.” Boy, have you done it now! Being in an authoritative position for so long hasn’t made bending to order an easy feat for Krauser. But somehow, the little confound is you.
Undoubtedly, he's taking you over the car hood. Your chest is pressed, rather held down, against the metal as Krauser uses his other hand to cup your sex. He’s simultaneously rubbing his hardened cock against your ass, grinding his hips against you to produce satisfying friction solely on his end.
“You got any more smart comments left in you?” He’d bark out before releasing himself from his pants. He won’t fuck you. You don’t deserve it. Rather, he’ll pull your pants down, leaving you in your underwear, and slide himself between your closed legs. You’ll be throbbing for him to fill you, but that's not on his radar.
His length furiously rubs against your clothed clit, leaving you only able to beg him for more. To feel him stretch you out. Seeing you babbling and so submissive burns a fire in him, so his compliance is not for you, but just to wreck you further.
Krauser will shift his angle instantly to fill you with his dick, collapsing his chest onto your back. His hips snap forward with utmost aggression, leaving your legs with no greater purpose than for decoration. It’s just that good.
He’ll cum inside you. You’re left sensitive, raw, and unfinished. You didn’t forget you owed him for the car, did you?
Piers Nivans
You and Piers were out for a late summer drive one night when your engine sputtered, forcing the two of you to haul the vehicle to the side of the road. Looking under the hood, Piers quickly concluded that a couple of dirty spark plugs were blocking ignition. Nothing a little rag couldn’t temporarily fix. But provided that the car was literally just on, the engine needed to cool for a bit before handiwork could take place.
Getting back into the car, you mindlessly flipped through the radio stations, trying to find something good to pass the time. It hadn’t yet become clear to you that Piers let his eyes wander a little too far across your bare skin. The summer heat caused a light sweat to break on you, tiny beads binding your shirt to your skin.
If anything, his mind needed a good cleaning instead of your engine, as his own short circuit led him to feel hot in his groin. The gentle expansion of his dick slowly pressed against the restriction of his pants. Still, Piers didn’t look away.
“Like what you see there, Piers?” You say, breaking the silence. He chokes on his answer, trying to combat his slip in discipline. “Sorry, I just…You’re—sorry. You’re beautiful. You know that, of course.” He’s stumbling over his words as you watch his face grow red, but your eyes bring you to the bulge between his legs.
“It’s not like we have anything better to do right now,” you say to him. Your voice is soft and velvety, leaving Piers more uncomfortable with how tight his pants were becoming. You get up from the passenger seat and make your way into his lap, straddling his waist with your legs. You slowly slide yourself up and down his hardened dick, before cupping Piers’ face in your hands. “Tell me what you want me to do,” you whisper in his ear, your tongue trailing against the lobe. Piers practically whimpers as he takes hold of your hips. He bucks himself against your pussy, both of you completely clothed.
He catches your lips in a deep kiss, his tongue swirling against yours. Despite the physical barrier between you two, the friction Piers was producing was enough stimulation to have you moaning his name.
Piers pressed his head into your neck, licking the sweat that beaded on your skin. As his grip grew stronger against your thighs, the swelling between your legs reached its maximum, leaving your body in pulsating bursts. Piers quickly followed, driving his hips into you as if the clothing wasn’t present at all.
“The engine should be cool by now,” you say to him breathlessly.
“No, not yet.” Before you could question him, Piers relocated the two of you into the backseat, this time stripping the two of you entirely.
Sex first, car later. You guys had time to spare after all.
Luis Serra
Safe to say, he’s a doctor, not an engineer. If you entrusted your car to his hands, the initial problem would expand tenfold. What started as an engine issue would turn into improper steering alignment. Don’t ask how, Dr. Serra doesn’t know. But perhaps, secretly, he’s too vain to want grease smears on his expensive clothing. He’s got to look his best for you, of course.
“Ah, mi amor, I’ll accompany you to the autoshop. Won’t want anyone looking at you too long, eh?” And that’s exactly what Luis does. Your car spends its afternoon in auto repair, while you and Luis take a drive up to a secluded lake. “Just for the magnificent views,” Luis would tell you as if seclusion wasn’t his prime motivator.
While the water was truly beautiful, Luis’ attention was focused on you. His eyes were heavy with admiration and lust, watching the way the waves reflected light against your skin. “How are we going to pass the time, carino?” He’d say to you, his grin perfectly symmetrical.
It wouldn’t take long for you to notice the large bulge between his legs, as Luis was shifting incessantly in the driver's seat to relieve himself of some tension. “Just admire the view, honey,” you say, tauntingly. You pierce through Luis with your eyes, captivating him until he's unable to look away. “I’m admiring it,” Luis responds.
Your hand would slowly travel up his thigh, trailing gently along his pants with your fingers. After what seemed to be an eternity to Luis, your hand presses against his hardened length, caressing his dick through his jeans. Luis’ eyes flutter for a moment before regaining his focus on you. Your eye contact is unwavering.
Unbuckling his belt, you undo his fly and pull his dick from his boxers. The tip is saturated from his pre, allowing you to take your thumb around the head with little resistance. Luis’ lips part as his breath becomes staggered. “It’s perfect, mi amor.”
It’s not long before he’s blatantly bucking his hips up into your hand, moaning confidently with strings of Spanish spilling from his throat. The sound of wet skin becomes deafening as he grips your arm before releasing himself. Hot, thick ropes coat your hand, as well as his own jeans and shirt. Not once did he break his gaze from you.
“Seems you won’t be able to come in with me to pick up my car, huh?”
“You’ll just have to take my card in with you, make sure you tell them your boyfriend is paying.” And you did just that.
Jake Muller
This is literally the epitome of Megan Fox’s car scene from “Transformers”
You called Jake over to come take a look at everything, but now he’s observing you, arms crossed over his chest as you lift the hood of your car. “Your dripstick should have a yellow cap, it's to your left,” he’ll say to you without getting up from his looming position. “Yes, Sir!” You respond sarcastically.
After fiddling around, you quickly come to realize this was a problem you could’ve solved yourself. Maybe accompanied by a quick Google search, too. “Well, you’ve been helpful,” you say to Jake, closing the hood of your car. But turning back, he was already pitching his tent. While you concentrated on restoring life to your vehicle, Jake’s mind had wandered elsewhere. How you leaned under the hood to reach for a valve, or maybe it was the sliver of skin that was made evident when your shirt rode up from all the reaching. Whatever it was, you got his blood pumping.
For the first time, Jake got up from his spot and made his way over to you. “I have been helpful in making sure nothing blew up on you. I want my woman in one piece,” he said, spreading your legs around his waist as he propped you up onto the front of the car. The heat from his groin pressed against your sex, leaving you soaked in seconds.
Jake was quick to capture your lips against his. The kiss is sloppy, wet, and hungry. Without any hesitation, his hands slipped beneath your shirt, cupping your breasts with expertise.
You reached your hands down to release his dick from his pants, pumping its length a few times before Jake pushed your hands away. “Pretty eager, aren’t you?” He’s condescending, as if watching you fix a car didn’t just turn him on.
Taking hold of his cock, Jake ran the tip against your now bare pussy, sliding himself through your folds so as to lubricate himself.
With his own desperation getting the better of him, he pushes himself inside you, thrusting his hips relentlessly. At first, he’s all macho, telling you to take it. But when his own orgasm draws near, he’s holding your forehead against his, moaning your name as you clench around him. He won’t admit it, but it’s your finger he’s wrapped around.
He’ll pull out, finishing on your stomach. The sight invites him to smear his mess around on you with his dick, his face flushed from how good you made him feel. “So I fix my car and you get to cum?” Your remark is snarky; you’re challenging him.
Jake’s eyes lock with yours as he lowers himself to his knees, that cocky smirk permanently residing on his face. He buries his nose in your pussy, lapping up everything. Everyone wins.
Carlos Oliveira
The big, muscle man was very excited that you thought of him to come fix your car. It’s almost as if he were your boyfriend…Alas.
The two of you stood confused and unsure in front of the open car hood. Despite a car manual being in hand, you guys weren’t getting anywhere. “Here’s a weird fucking engine,” he’d say to you as if he’s come across many regular engines in his lifetime.
You sigh in defeat, deciding your best bet was to take it into the autoshop where an actual professional could diagnose the vehicle. Carlos, of course, protests this. “What kind of boyfriend am I to not be able to fix your car?” The pout is practically full-blown on his face. It’s as if the president directly handed him the annual “worst partner” award. You couldn’t help but feel bad for him.
“You’re a great boyfriend, Carlos. You came here without second thought to help me,” you say, trying to get him out of his head. You make your way over to your sad golden retriever boyfriend, who has made himself comfortable in the back seat of the car.
Seeing him laid out, arms above his head with his hands over his face, sent bolts of energy through your body. The bottom of his shirt was just slightly disconnected from his pants, exposing his happy trail to you. You couldn’t help but reach out to touch it.
Carlos shot straight up, his head nearly budding into yours. “You know, good boyfriends deserve rewards,” you say to him, your lips just a fraction apart. With your hand now resting against his groin, you could feel him expanding beneath you. “And how do you plan on rewarding me?” Carlos questions, a huge smile spreading across his face. You get into the back seat with him, positioning yourself on your knees between his legs. Carlos is completely fixated on you, his hands gently brushing hair from your face.
You unbuckle his belt, pulling down his pants to expose his dick. The weight of it causes it to fall to one side, resting over his thigh. You watch it twitch with life.
Taking him in your mouth, you gently bob your head over the tip before you take him to the root. Carlos’ mouth falls agape as he watches himself disappear and reappear with indefinite lust. His tip kisses the back of your throat, but he lets you pace yourself, never interfering with your rhythm.
His hands wander fervently across your body, reaching for any inch of exposed skin for him to touch. His moans grow louder as you feel him begin to pulsate against your tongue. Before he finishes, he pulls you off of him, guiding your mouth to his. His hand clamps around his dick as he furiously pumps his length to release himself onto your shirt and some unlucky corner of the car.
Even though Carlos couldn’t figure out what was wrong with the vehicle, cleaning it was another thing. That he could do. You can now present him with the “best partner” award.
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Chris Redfield x gn!Reader: The Art of Decoration
C: Moving into your first home with Chris was a true milestone. The countless open houses, bargains, rejections, and faulty agreements suddenly came to a halt when you both signed the shared ownership. Only one question remains: how will you decorate it?
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After picking up the keys, you and Chris eagerly drove en route to your new home. What should have been a 15-minute drive easily turned into seven (minutes, 7 minutes…). While you would have lectured Chris for his lead foot, the shedded eight minutes was beneficial for everyone, as your excitement was boiling over. It meant you guys could get home all the faster.
Stepping into the house was almost surreal. Even though it was empty, floors and walls bare alike, there was a sense of hope brewing between you two. This was an opportunity to make something out of nothing. And this something would become your home.
You and Chris started with the staples. A large sofa took up residence in the living room, accompanied by a circular coffee table on top of a small rug. The TV sat on its stand, parallel to the couch. The kitchen was filled with old dishes, cutlery, and other appliances you and Chris each had from your previous rental properties. The kitchen table was a little wonky, scuffed around the edges, but was made whole with mismatched chairs tucked along its sides. The thought of waking up every morning to share brewed coffee with Chris had you beaming. You could practically see the yellow light sift through his short hair, sipping his morning joe. It was going to be a good time in your lives, you just knew it.
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A couple of months passed quickly with Chris and the house. Different furniture items and clothes found their permanent locations in designated rooms. Slowly, but surely, your home gained its own personal charm. On one particular Saturday morning, you sat on the couch, cereal in hand, when Chris plopped himself beside you. The sheer weight of his body caused the cushions to sink beneath him and you to pool around his side.
“Well good morning to you,” you say, laughing, all while cautiously maneuvering the milk in your bowl.
“You were quick out of bed this morning,” Chris questioned, “How did you expect me to stay warm all alone like that?” Despite his half-lidded eyes, a cheeky smile spread across his face, one that was completely foreign to his team at the B.S.A.A..
“I could introduce you to the concept of a blanket, Chris,” you replied, teasingly.
“Mmm, yes of course. A true novelty to me,” Chris responded sarcastically before stealing a bite of your cereal. “Speaking of blankets,” he said, “now correct me if I’m wrong, as I am just understanding blanket logistics now, but can blankets be used outside of the bedroom?” The grin on his face only grows wider as he feeds into your remark.
“So, to translate that, you’re saying we need more blankets around the house?” You successfully take a bite of your cereal this time.
“Exactly—since my own partner doesn’t have it in them to warm me in my coldest hours, I must resort to a synthetic alternative.” You roll your eyes at Chris, placing your cereal down on the coffee table. With the breakfast out of the way, you throw yourself over him, wriggling around so as to ‘warm’ him up.
“Am I doing my job now?” You say, rubbing your hands over his shoulders to create heat. “How could I forget my sole purpose, my duty, as your partner? How could I be sooooo cruel?”
In one swift movement, Chris flipped you over his shoulder. One hand balanced your legs over him, the other quickly targeting your forgotten cereal. Despite your protest, the cereal was gone. You could’ve sworn you had abs from laughing so hard. This was just everyday living with Chris. Nonetheless, the task for today was to pick up a couple of extra blankets. Simple enough, right?
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Following a showdown in the mall parking lot (kudos to aggressive drivers), you and Chris eventually found yourselves at the home store. Aisles upon aisles were filled with knick-knacks and any other item that would sit and collect dust, forever unclaimed on the store shelves. Everything from candles to pillows, garden gnomes to scented pencils, all lie just at your fingertips. After grabbing a cart, you and Chris walk hand in hand, browsing each division of the store. You both pick things up, put things down, share opinions on certain candle scents (“Smoked Turkey” was an agreeable no), and discuss the important matter of decorating your shared home.
“I think we could use some more colour,” you say, motioning towards a lampshade with sophisticated embroidery.
“Oh yeah? I think I’ve seen that exact design at a nursing home before,” Chris says, inspecting your lampshade of choice. “Yup, definitely triggering nursing home memories.” You scoff at him, retrieving the lamp from his hands.
“You know, I could’ve sworn you worked for the B.S.A.A., not as a professional lampshade connoisseur.” Chris choked back his laughter. He wasn’t going to let you win this banter too easily.
“Colour, you say…” Chris pondered dramatically before reaching towards a wooden carving of a bear. This bear, in particular, elegantly modelled a pink dress while holding a bouquet of flowers. “Now this would look specccctacular right beside the blender, don’t you think?” He’s already laughing at his own joke, as if there was actually a punchline. Taking the bear from his hands, you place it back on the shelf, now occupying yourself with duck figurines. Two ducks were carved to sit upon a wooden bench, one kissing the other bashfully on the cheek. “This you?” You say to Chris, pointing at the bashful little duck.
“You’re kidding, right? If I’m going to kiss you, I’m not going to be shy about it.”
You raise an eyebrow at the man in front of you as he tries to appeal to you with utmost masculinity and confidence. Before you could respond, Chris took the ducks from your hand and placed them into the cart. “Somebody’s gotta show this duck how to score.” That cheeky smile returned to Chris’ face as he took hold of the cart, pushing it forward, deeper into the store. Safe to say, the next two hours unfolded in a similar manner. By the end of the second hour, the ducks weren’t the only thing taking up space in the cart. Joining them were countless other decorative pieces, patiently waiting to be brought home with the two of you.
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Leaving the mall, Chris felt something was off. It was as if he was missing something so obvious, yet he couldn’t conjure any thought to rid him of this feeling. That was, until it hit him, of course.
“Didn’t we come out here for blankets?” Chris realized as you scanned through all the purchases on the receipt. After a moment of utter disbelief at the lack of objectivity and precision you and your military boyfriend had at the home store, you couldn’t help but laugh at Chris’ proclamation.
“Well, guess it’s still my job to keep you warm tonight, huh?” You say, flashing him a silly smile.
“Love, even if we bought the blankets, it’ll always be your job to keep me warm.”
With your home now a little more full of miscellaneous, decorative items, having a little less blankets wasn’t the worst of all trades. If anything, it was another excuse for you and Chris to spend money at the home store again…Perhaps Chris wanted that lampshade after all. xx
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Chris Redfield x gn!Reader: Safe in my Arms
C: After a gruelling mission in the B.S.A.A. leaves you weary and exhausted, the only comfort you seek lies in the arms of your partner, Chris Redfield. <3
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Weeks of physical and mental demands have taken their toll on your body. The fortitude you once had to push through the operation has reached its limit. To stand on your own two feet is enough of a task on its own. You count your blessings, practically thanking the universe for the mission's long-awaited closure. You’ve obtained the B.S.A.A.’s objective; now, returning home is your only goal.
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After thanking Macauley for the ride, you push past your front door, revealing familiarity and relief. You leave your sorrows outside, embracing only solace in your home. Shedding your tactical gear, you hear shifting emerge from the living room. Seems Chris beat you home. His frame grows larger as he quickly approaches you. Both of you are silent as he envelops you in warmth. It’s an automatic gesture when his arms wrap tightly around you. You feel supported, completely weightless. You both carry a profound understanding of the impact working for the B.S.A.A. has on a person, for better and for worse. So, little words are needed to express moments like these. Still, in this verbal silence, your senses remain saturated. The smell of Chris hangs heavy with gunpowder and smoke, gently intertwined with the faint scent of his deodorant. You can hear his heart beating and feel the longing in his touch. You are both perfectly at peace. Perfect for each other.
Tracing along his athletic prowess, your fingers discover small injuries from his own mission, mingled with old scars.
“I’m okay, really,” Chris says to you. His voice is soft, yet low. The vibrations emanate from his chest into yours. “And you?” You nod your head, still compressed into his body. Chris lets out a gentle laugh when you notice how heavy your eyelids have become.
“Chris, honey,” You say, “I love you, but we’re calling it a day. You gotta come to bed with me.”
“I gotta?” Chris responds. He’s amused by your command, but by this time, his head was already slumped over the top of yours, eyes completely shut. “Yeah, seems 6 p.m. is a good time. Or maybe we’re just getting old.”
“Just you, honey,” you joke, your laughter weakly escaping your lungs.
The journey from your hallway to the bedroom was treacherous, each of you dragging heavy limbs. But Chris held onto you the entire time. He held onto you whilst you changed, crawling into bed, and, of course, throughout the duration of the night. Not once did he turn away from you. It’s a beautiful sight, Chris Redfield sleeping next to you. To him, just your presence is his greatest reward. xx
What the Van der Linde Members Bring to the Potluck
I’d like to think that Susan would be the one to host the gathering. Let’s see what everybody brought…
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Dutch van der Linde
Steaks
Not the expensive kind, but something he found as a package deal at Costco
He does not have a Costco membership
He told everybody that he went to an exclusive butcher to obtain this “delicacy”
Got Arthur to cook the steaks at the potluck
Arthur Morgan
Smoked brisket
It sat under his BBQ hood for 10 hours and completely falls apart when you pick it up
A tender food from a tender man
No leftovers made it home with him
Had to cook Dutch’s steaks (or steak, singular) for him
Hosea Matthews
Fruit cake
It was his Grandma's recipe to throw whatever dried goods into a cake batter and call it a day
It actually turned out pretty good, considering prunes made it into the mix
I wouldn’t be too curious about the other dried fruits Hosea added, they’re probably older than you…
John Marston
Thinks that Abigail's contributions count as enough for both Marston’s
Later realizes that Abigail's contributions do not cover both Marston's
Had to run out to the nearest grocer and pick up some hot dogs and buns
Got Arthur to cook the hot dogs at the potluck
Micah Bell
Himself
Charles Smith
Jerky meats
Bison, venison, beef—you name it, he’s got it
He’s the master of preservation and resourcefulness
He simply went into his smokehouse and gathered up an assortment of his collection to bless everyone at the cookout
Sadie Adler
Homemade chilli
Its got some serious kick to it
Arthur's hiccups from the spice were fervently denied from existence (Tilly got it on camera)
Everyone leaves the potluck with orange-stained lips
Bill Williamson
Beans
Just canned, baked beans in a pork and molasses sauce
He dumped several cans into a big bowl and microwaved it
He was the only one who ate it
Javier Escuella
Fried fish, caught himself, of course
Homemade pozole
After years of dry swallowing Pearson’s stew (with an unidentifiable protein source), Javier took it into his own hands to educate the rest of the gang on Mexican cuisine
Safe to say, nobody really had a proper spice tolerance built up over the years, and the pozole wasn’t exactly a baby step
Sadie, however, helped herself to several servings
Lenny Summers
Homemade sourdough and apple butter
It’s guuuttt healllthyy and a good tool to scoop up any leftovers on your plate (ergo, chilli or pozole)
Also combats the spice of some other dishes…
It's the kind of staple that completes a decorated table. Without it, you’ll be left wondering what's missing
Sean MacGuire
Chips
All kinds: ketchup, BBQ, sour cream and onion, even those weird flavours
It’s an excuse for him to spend dumb money at the gas station solely on chips, but it piques his curiosity when “cucumber and honey” doesn’t hit like he wanted it to
Uncle
Cutlery
He’s there to pig out and head out, shirt unbuttoned, belt unbuckled
Passed out with a plate on his stomach and a beer in hand
Abigail Marston-Roberts
Macaroni salad and slider sandwiches
She's catering to her son to ensure he’s well fed; nobody else really gets an opinion
Her macaroni salad is thick with little bits of ham that's almost nostalgic
The sandwiches range from ham and cheese to tuna and celery
You’re satisfied, Jack’s satisfied, everyone's happy
Jack Marston
Cyclone popsicles
He’s the only one who eats them
Ate too many—currently battling a stomach ache
Susan Grimshaw
Turkey collard greens and a pre-packaged veggie tray
Lord knows (AKA Susan knows) nobody eats enough fibre, so she's practically surrounding each potluck attendee to ensure they have at least five different vegetables on their plate
Simon Pearson
Stew
Some things never change
Everything he brought to the potluck came home with him that night
Sorry Pearson
Leopold Strauss
An assorted platter of sausages, cheeses, and various crackers
No, he did not make it
Yes, he manipulated and coerced some passerby on their way to another potluck to give it to him
Mary-Beth Gaskill
Chocolate chip cookies
Mixed fruits with a chocolate dip
She wanted something sweet and light, worried everyone might bring really heavy, hearty dishes
Her cookies are the kind that have a perfect crunch exterior while remaining soft and chewy in the middle
Tilly Jackson
Banana Pudding
It’s rich, it’s creamy, and it’s gone by the end of the event
Jack and Micah got into a brawl about who could eat the last one (enter Abigail)
You best believe little Jack sat happily eating his second serving :)
Karen Jones
Macaroni and cheese
The baked kind with a good crust overtop
It’s gooey and perfectly golden around the edges
Sean was caught licking the dish, holed up in some corner at the end of the potluck
Sean owes Karen a new dish
Kieran Duffy
Potato salad, buffalo chicken dip, samosas, nachos and salsa, hamburger sliders, brioche and butter, Greek salad, stuffed mushrooms, zucchini salad, fried calamari, caprese skewers, pigs-in-a-blanket, slow-cooked meatballs, mini quiche, deviled eggs, and lastly, brownies
Everything is homemade
Arthur offended by mini quiche; Kieran asked to leave potluck
Molly O'Shea
An assortment of tarts
They’re buttery, flaky, and the perfect finger food for large groups
She made them specifically to have strawberry or raspberry filling in the middle, something sweet enough and not too tart
She isn’t a fan of the more sour kinds that make her nose crinkle; she wants to enjoy eating, not fight her senses
Reverend Swanson
Booze
This man’s got an entire liquor arsenal up his sleeve
You want a martini? He’s got olives in his pocket
Someone say Bloody Mary? He’s got James Sunderland on the line
Josiah Trelawny
Oysters
Everyone gets food poisoning
Jill Valentine x gn!Reader: Sharing an Apartment
On this Wednesday night, let us rejoice, mueheheh! Yes, we live with Jill Valentine in a shared apartment, we say in unison. No, we don't have to go to work tomorrow, we say in unison.
P.S. Hope everyone's getting through the week. We need a little more love in the world. <3
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It's small, but charming, the apartment you share with Jill.
You’ve both brought it to life with trinkets, collectables, dishes, and clothes tucked away in their respective spots, even if that spot is just the corner of some table.
The dishes you share were collected over the years. Some are fancy, some a little less so. One has Isaac Newton's face on it; another bears a giraffe's face. Thrifting is quite popular in your household, to say the least.
Leftover pizza is a common occurrence. You’ll flip through the TV channels while Jill battles your battered microwave to heat up one last meal, but that was already one meal ago. With Jill’s relentless smacking to get your food spinning again, that poor microwave is definitely living on borrowed time.
Jill also isn’t one to organize her socks in the traditional method. That is, when they’re done being laundered, you typically tuck one into the other. Or, at least, pair them before folding them away. Your undergarment drawer is simply filled to the brim with lonely socks, underwear, and, apparently, a really old… card deck?
It’s safe to say that when Jill’s off to work, her greatest morning hurdle is finding a matching pair of socks in under 5 minutes.
If you’re both up early in the morning, she’ll sit with you for breakfast, even if it’s brief. To spend a minute scarfing down protein bars together before frantically running off to catch the bus is a true romance to set the day right.
Rest assured, evenings are a little more relaxed. In the privacy of your own home, you’ll find yourself encompassed in Jill’s warm embrace. None of that stoic cop energy passes through the front door; Jill lets loose in her own home.
You guys share a collection of old vinyl, slowly taking over a shelf against the wall. Or maybe just taking over the wall entirely. Jill’s a retro kinda gal. Anything from Fleetwood Mac to Creed, or Alice in Chains, spins beneath the needle of your record player. Musical ambience always fills your home.
One time, when the power went out, kudos to a brutal storm, you and Jill went a little haywire with the candles. In one corner, “mountain breeze” was burning, while at the same time, the kitchen nurtured “pumpkin spice latte” and “breakfast bacon.” You blame Jill for purchasing that last one. Either way, it took almost 3 hours before the power was restored.
During this time, each of you took turns holding a flashlight beneath your chin, illuminating the most unflattering angles, all while trying to muster the most evil-villian-esque laugh possible. The lights came back on in the middle of your attempt. Jill couldn’t stop laughing for the rest of the night…and she occasionally brings it up when you guys are eating dinner.
You guys do have some interesting neighbour situations. To your left is an elderly woman who appreciates Jill’s handymanship when her sink is leaking. To your right is also an elderly woman who does not appreciate evil laughing in the middle of a blackout. It's been almost 5 months since the incident; she still scowls at the two of you.
While you guys do have a formal bedroom, being snuggled up on the couch to later sleeping on the couch occurs more often than the two of you admit. Your eyes are barely open to see “next episode” roll across the TV screen before you both wake up, realizing the season passed without you.
When Jill beats you to the morning rush, despite having to chow down her protein bar alone, she’ll leave you a written message on a sticky note, conspicuously displayed on the fridge door. “Kickass today, I love you. Pick up more pickles!”
You couldn’t imagine living any other way.
Luis Serra x gn!Reader: Flamenco
C: Dancing with Luis <3
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Your bodies glided through the grass field, softly illuminated by the evening sun. The flow of fabric trailed behind each of you, like shadows perfectly mimicking the living. The Flamenco was a passionate dance. Both fast and slow, fiery and calculated.
Moments like these with Luis were lifetime treasures, priceless to any merchant (on any island). His hand was firm against your lower back, the other tightly in yours, guiding you to each new step.
Despite spinning frantically over the plains, the world was still. Your focus was entirely on the man in front of you. His dark features pierced through you with intensity. It was only natural as he was trying to savour your very existence.
Sounds of guitar strings vibrated through the trees, making their way across your impromptu stage. The music was cradled along peaceful winds, kindly passing through your free strands of hair.
Your fluid movements with Luis practically united you as a single organism. That you shared a heart and lungs, limbs and bones, flesh and blood. Sensation and perception weren’t unique, and neither was any conjured thought or idea. You were simply one in Flamenco.
But, like all good things, closure must take its course. The music died down, along with the breeze and aromas of fresh cedar.
The next time Luis opened his eyes, he was reminded why he indulged in such a beautiful memory: Osmund Saddler did not take betrayal kindly.
It didn't matter to Luis that you weren’t actually there. The colours and passion faded into the dirt-covered walls that confined the Spaniard, forming his jail cell. Footsteps echoed through the hallway, divided by the cold iron bars. It signalled to Luis that Los Illuminados was already making their way.
Still, Luis knew this wouldn’t be his last dance.
“Until next time, mi vida.”
Que Ada Wong's rescue scene
👉👈 spare change! *cough* *Res2 leon smut* spare change!
~~I will discreetly pass to you, from my humble screen to yours, a suspiciously RE2 Leon Kennedy shaped Tumblr smut post without alerting the fun police…~~
RE2 Leon Kennedy x Fem!Reader: NSFW headcanons
Mueheheh! Here’s some Leon Kennedy NSFW headcanons for his RE2, rookie-raccoon self. This man has experienced some serious character development (aka increasing his testosterone levels with each game).
Lowkey, this could be a series from RE2 to 9 on how he smooches the ladies in every era. We shall see if you guys want more ;)
I hope you enjoy, my pookie anon <3333333
⚠️Warnings: NSFW Content; Smut (18+), MDNI
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Let’s get one thing straight, this pretty boy is so shy. When it’s you and him alone in the bedroom, his commanding police training evidently stays outside the door. Safe to say, this man is inexperienced.
HOWEVER, this does not interfere with his curiosity or his ability to learn the art of your body.
His kisses are soft, and he breathes warm air against your lips. If you tease him by running your fingers across his belt, daring to go lower, there's no going back on tonight's physical activities.
He’ll be so gentle, exploring your bare skin with his hands, his face hot to the touch. Your guidance to the bed will have him compliant beneath you, his eyes never leaving yours.
As he hardens under you, his hands will slowly make way to your hips, moving your clothed sex across his groin in his attempt to increase the friction.
When you finally release his length, he’s practically dripping with pre. Grasping his dick, if you circle your thumb over his tip, stifled moans will catch in his throat. His own hips automatically pumping upwards against your hand.
Ride this man. His eyes will quickly dart between his own dick disappearing with every bounce, your breasts, and your eyes. He’ll be flushed if you catch his gaze, but even still, he won’t be able to look away.
Leon will gain confidence throughout the session and undoubtedly throughout your relationship. He’ll flip you over into missionary, keeping inside you during this transition.
The lewd plopping of his skin slapping against yours deafens the room. He’ll have a firm grasp on you, a large hand pressed into your thigh, the other brushing strands of hair out of your face. He wants to see you through and through. It isn’t enough for you to say he’s doing a good job; he needs to see you feel it.
His rhythm is deep and steady for the most part. He controls his pace so that he can really experience you massaging his dick with your walls, only picking up towards the end with his neediness for you to finish.
When he eats you out, he’ll be incredibly slow at first. Leon will ask for directions and feedback between his firm licks and sucks. But once he catches your drift, your gasping and squirming is enough information for him.
He loves it when you buck your pussy against his nose, all while you hold his head against you. He’ll grow desperate when your grip grows stronger, feeling you compress around his fingers. Without fail, he’ll cum hands-free (as they’re preoccupied with you), moaning between your legs.
About his own vocal repertoire, he’s pretty up there. He’ll be panting flush against your ear in missionary, or against your mouth if you’re on top. When you call him a “good boy,” his face burns despite nodding to your praise.
But, like we said, with his growing confidence, expect him to return the praise-favour. “You’re so perfect,” he’ll say, or, “God, you’re so wet for me,” with eyes full of lust. We know Leon’s a one-liner kinda man; he’ll be saying all sorts of stuff.
When he finishes, he’ll either do so inside you or pull out onto your stomach. The thick ropes coat your skin, so he can’t help but smear it around with his cock, leaving him completely dazed.
If you’re on top, his dick will plop down onto his own stomach, releasing himself on his abdomen. If you’re bold, take his cum and swipe it across his lips. Without thought, he’ll clean himself off your dripping finger.
Leon will deeply prioritize aftercare after sex. It’s not something he will not endorse. After his own conscience clears, he’ll continually ask if you’re okay, keeping his hands on your body until you can convince him that you are, in fact, more than okay. During this time, he’ll get you anything you need. You want a bath? The water's already running. Wait, you’re actually kinda hungry? Leon’s got the keys.
But, if you’re satisfied (and you most certainly are), he’ll snuggle up in the crook of your neck, leaving his back open for you to trace mindless lines across. Leon will doze off holding you tight, just so you don't vanish into thin air, or wander off to Chris Redfield smut (hehe). xx

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Chris Redfield x Fem!Reader: NSFW headcanons
Hey guys, muehehehe! Back at it again with the raunchy ass material to get everybody through the week.
Here’s some Chris Redfield NSFW headcanons to chew on <3
Requests are open!
⚠️Warnings: NSFW Content; Smut (18+), MDNI
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Getting down to business with Chris would start innocently. The two of you gently caressing the other, touches filled with love and admiration. But leave it to Chris to let his hands wander deeper across your skin. He’ll be finding creative ways to bypass your clothes just to have his palm surface the most of you that he can.
The next thing you know, your lips are but a fraction of space apart, his fingers already toying with your bra strap.
Chris will lie his body over yours, using his weight to comfort you with warmth and pressure.
In the beginning, his movements would be slow, savouring the tease of stripping you of your garments. All the while, he would be grinding his hips against yours, instinctively allowing you to wrap your legs around him.
The feeling of him hardening above you is truly enough to empty your mind, sending bursts of fire across your body. Needless to say, you’re already soaked.
Once the testosterone has peaked in Chris, he no longer extends this preemptive, prolonged foreplay. His hands are already tracing your body with utmost accuracy, removing any additional clothing barrier with urgency. (#desperate)
He’ll almost always have you with your ankles draped over his neck, positioning your pelvis completely parallel to his hips. This way, with each deep thrust, his tip can kiss your cervix blue.
Speaking of kisses, Chris is always kissing you during sex. Regardless of sweat, hair, or any other confound, his lips and dick are basically two separate entities from his mind. Both are working independently to reach their own goals. His hips automatically slam against you, while his lips swallow your every moan because to him, this is the closest he can get to you. And to be honest, it’s not even enough.
Chris is vocal in bed. Not moaning incessantly like some cheap X-rated film, but he's grunting heavily, accompanied by sharp breaths and long, guttural exhales.
He’ll be talking to you out of reflex, asking if you’re okay, if you feel as good as he does. But at the same time, his concern is more about making you cum rather than chasing his own release. If you’re already babbling and moaning mindlessly, he’ll simply tell you to take it. He’ll be coaxing you, his voice deep and velvety. “Fuck~, you’re squeezing me so tight” or “It’s all you now, princess. Cum on my dick.”
If he’s taking you from behind, he’ll take your hand and place it over your lower abdomen. “Feel that, you’re so full of me,” he’ll say, pushing himself deeper with each thrust. A thick arm will come wrapping around your jaw, his lips brushing against your ear now, breathing hot air through his own groans. When in pronebone, he’s more so grinding himself against you, keeping his entire length compressed within your walls.
Regardless of the position that you two are in, your bodies will always be pressed up against one another. Think pronebone, mating press, etc., etc.
The point is this man needs skin-on-skin contact, end of story.
Loves when you moan his name. It will send his cock into overdrive, and he’ll likely finish in that instant if the session has already been long in motion. That said, this doesn’t mean it’s endgame for everyone. He’ll pull out and immediately go down on you. His mess combined with yours? Doesn’t matter. It’s a pretty sight to watch his fingers disappear inside of you while his tongue circles overtop; he's already rubbing up against the sheets.
Side note, shower sex? Absolutely. Expect to be manhandled and straddled over his dick, your chests heaving together as he pumps you full of himself against the shower wall. You’re completely suspended—completely supported. Since y’all share an apartment, let’s hope that wall isn’t further shared with a neighbour’s kitchen, teehee!
His movements are powerful, but not belittling to you. As a matter of fact, he’d rather you sit back and relax while he does all the heavy lifting. Not only do you feel good without straining a single muscle (except that pelvic floor), but it’s also a way for him to demonstrate his strength. Years of military and S.T.A.R.S training have sculpted his body into the boulder-punching man he is today.
When release hits you both, he’ll collapse his body on yours, skin and crevasses lightly sticking together from the sheen layer of sweat you now share. He’ll keep himself inside you, growing soft between your legs.
Aftercare is incredibly important to him, but he’ll take his time getting there. He’ll wait for the high of the room to die down before he even moves. It’s a primal calculation he engages in, monitoring the rise and fall of your chest, the steadying beat of your heart.
All the while, he’ll be whispering sweet nothings into your ear. xx
Red Dead Redemption 1 Masterlist
Our time has passed, John. </3
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The Ladies
Abigail Marston (1911)
Bonnie Macfarlane (1911)
Luisa Fortuna (1911)
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The Gentlemen
John Marston (1911)
Javier Escuella (1911)
Dutch Van der Linde (1911)
Jack Marston (1914)