Dave

"heyyy ladies"

Fuck context

Alejandra y toda mafalda. Muy Linda. #latergram

@nicholas_danielrichards - pretty legit, no? The "afternoon" is jolly good although I think "breakfast" is my favorite. Never a bad time for a spot of tea!

I believe this is some sort of demonic fleshlight / sex toy for fans of The Walking Dead. #amc

Furious wine.

Biking up 6th ave with a hundred of my closest friends. #weownthestreet #timesup

New Year's Alleykitten

Been out singing Chrismas carols 2 out of the past 3 nights. It's a ton of fun!

Thanks professor monkey! That does look nutritious and chocolately delicious!

Oh, hello there!

Top 10 reasons it sucks to be Santa. #10 You can never shave your beard. Ever.

That time of year when dozens of worthless, unrequested yellow pages end up at your door so YP can lie to advertisers about distribution numbers. #yellowpagessucks

Best sweater ever!

It's burlesque/ballet/dance-theatre with strippers. Fancy strippers. This year was my second time. It's amazing.