why don't you find someone easy?

@wthrydel: oh. my. god. WHY.

grootiam‌:

“oh my god, so ben’s teacher had him do an ‘all about my mom’ worksheet and i’m dying...half from the cute, half from embarrassment...”

@itsg0nnabemayparker: hi he's my favorite grand nephew. this is all.

text to harley.

@thebriestark: i'm at the fucking point of just giving up with getting ben to clean his room like...we've been fighting for an hour about it. he's rolled around in the floor, called me mean, hid under the bed, said he had to go to the bathroom and really snuck his entire bag of jellybeans from easter in there, and now i'm having to sit in here and watch him clean to make sure he's actually doing it.

grootiam: https://media.giphy.com/media/xUA7aW1ddSxtVT5zzi/giphy.gif

grootiam: https://media.giphy.com/media/fyx8vjZc2ZvoY/giphy.gif

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@spiderstvcy: yknow when it's quiet, and you're just sitting on the roof top, just /watching/ stuff. it's nice. but like, i /feel/ like i should be doing /something/

@langaugexxamerica: I jumped out of a airplane without a parachute again. Don't tell anyone.

@wthrydeldotjpg: @thebriestark Don't they have nap time, maybe he just needed it early....and sounds like father like son if you ask me on that gum fiasco.