you have always worn your flaws upon your sleeves.

Figures. Pretty sure Danielle and I are having dinner with her and Jared tomorrow though so turns out you probably will blame me.

I think her and I made plans for Saturday, so you’re off the hook!

I will! Are you in LA right now? Or, rather, will you be in LA in about a month? Because I could visit you and serenade you with Mumford & Sons before I head home for the holidays.

I am! I will be! Serenade me, please please please!

Of course you would think that.

Kidding, kidding, I promise!

You can? Excellent! May I will practice it sometime soon, just in case.

Yes, yes, get practicing so you can be prepared.

You don’t scare me, Tobin. Besides, I’ll be in London this weekend so you can’t even blame me if you don’t see her.

I’d blame you regardless. That’s how I roll.

Right?! Big ol’ butt head! Best friends should believe in each other. Are you seducing me or….?

Maybe.

I’m not hogging her! She’s busy and stuff too. I’m sure you’ll see her this weekend then.

If I don’t, you’re in trouble.

I don’t know your life. I’m not the only partner you’ve ever had..

Obviously not, but I thought we were talking about how my life became R rated when you came along? Or did I totally misinterpret this conversation?

I had nothing to do with that.

Then who the hell did, huh?

Oh, how times change.

You’ve corrupted me. Be proud.