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Andrew: Did you have to learn Chinese growing up?

Mom: No, just Vietnamese

Spencer: How did Junior learn to speak Chinese??

Mom: Self taught

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-in a call with sister-

Spencer: Oh hey, what are you guys talking about?

Selena: Nothing

Me: Yeah we just call each other and just sit and do our own thing

Spencer: Oh… Okay… Cool.. (walks away)

Me: He hates us

Selena: He doesn’t get it

#personal #me #selena #spencer

Spencer: Alright what do we need to build a base core?

Me: Uhhh it looks like…. A red.. lump of thingy.

Selena: Wtf

Spencer: Okay… Let me take a look.. Hmm Yeah.. It really is a red lump of thingy, yes okay

#personal #me #selena #spencer

-Me standing in the farm barn trying to collect yak wool and checking my inventory to see how many I got-

Spencer: GET OUT GET OUT YOU’RE STANDING IN THE WAY!!!

Me: SORRY SORRY (ran out the barn door)

Spencer: WAIT NO I WAS TALKING TO THE RABBIT!!! Don’t ever let a man yell at you like that, and if you do, I will beat that thinking out of you

Lmaolmaolmaooo cried laughing

#personal #me #spencer

Andrew: I’m pretty spicy in the Rift

Spencer: You’re pretty spicy OFF the Rift actually

#personal #andrew #spencer

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-horse appears on screen-

Me: BUDWEISER!

Andrew: How would you even know..?

Me: A horse!! And a dog!!

-it was indeed a Budweiser commercial-

#personal #andrew #me

-playing Enshrouded-

Me: (flying squirrel into the hot lava and dies)

Andrew: That was all jizz, no rizz…

Spencer: Please explain that to me

#personal #andrew #spencer #me

#personal #andrew #spencer

-playing Enshrouded-

Me: (falls into red lava of death)

Me: SPENCER IM DYING HELP SPENCER SPENCER

Me: (dies) (I’m laughing hysterically)

Spencer LITERALLY HOW COULD I HAVE HELPED YOU??? 😂😭

#personal #me #spencer

Selena: (asks Spencer a question)

Spencer: Hang on, WENCH. Just because I bought you dinner, it doesn’t change anything about you being a WENCH.

Andrew: (enters call)

Spencer: Right, Andrew??

Andrew: (silence)

Spencer: That’s right!! My man!!

#personal #selena #spencer #andrew

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Selena: (BIGGGG GASP) This coffee place has salt coffee!!

Me: Jesus Christ, thought someone died

Spencer: OKAY SO IMAGINE DRIVING AND SHE GASPED LIKE THAT!! like GASP!! There’s a new flavor at Lick ice cream, or GASPP a doggyyyy

#personal #me #selena #spencer

Me: who's eating an apple

Bill: oh i'm eating an apple. Honeycrisp! Strawberries are my favorite fruit

#personal #me #bill

Bill: Kiki (his dog) is at her dads house

Selena: Aren’t you the dad?

Bill: I’m home alone. My heater is broken

#personal #selena #bill

Andrew: Bill, do you and Morgan plan on getting married?

Bill: Yeah, once we stop being so frugal

Me: $60 and you can get married at the courthouse!

Bill: I already have a house

Selena:

Spencer:

Andrew:

Me:

Selena: No, get married at the courthouse

Bill: Oh!! Yeah, no we don’t want to do that

#personal #andrew #me #selena #spencer #bill

Selena: Bill, how long have you and Morgan been together?

Bill: Uhhhhh.. I’ve been working since 6am this morning

(Clearly didn’t hear the question)

#personal #selena #bill

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Me: I watched bills twitch last night for like 15 minutes but it was jsut silence & black screen and then he just says “im hopping off here” and then stream ended 😅 ….. I was the only viewer

Selena: 15 minutes is a long time, cc

Spencer: That's going in the blog

#personal #me #selena #spencer

Spencer: Name a better feeling than peeling a hard boiled egg perfectly

Me: Pooping a big one and it comes out in one piece

Spencer: OH DUDE THATS ACTUALLY THE BESTTTTT

Spry: With the clean wipe too!

#personal #me #spencer #spry

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