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Me: Uhhh it looks like…. A red.. lump of thingy.
Selena: Wtf
Spencer: Okay… Let me take a look.. Hmm Yeah.. It really is a red lump of thingy, yes okay

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Spencer: Alright what do we need to build a base core?
Me: Uhhh it looks like…. A red.. lump of thingy.
Selena: Wtf
Spencer: Okay… Let me take a look.. Hmm Yeah.. It really is a red lump of thingy, yes okay

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-Me standing in the farm barn trying to collect yak wool and checking my inventory to see how many I got-
Spencer: GET OUT GET OUT YOU’RE STANDING IN THE WAY!!!
Me: SORRY SORRY (ran out the barn door)
Spencer: WAIT NO I WAS TALKING TO THE RABBIT!!! Don’t ever let a man yell at you like that, and if you do, I will beat that thinking out of you
Lmaolmaolmaooo cried laughing
Andrew: I’m pretty spicy in the Rift
Spencer: You’re pretty spicy OFF the Rift actually
-horse appears on screen-
Me: BUDWEISER!
Andrew: How would you even know..?
Me: A horse!! And a dog!!
-it was indeed a Budweiser commercial-
-playing Enshrouded-
Me: (flying squirrel into the hot lava and dies)
Andrew: That was all jizz, no rizz…
Spencer: Please explain that to me

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-playing Enshrouded-
Me: (falls into red lava of death)
Me: SPENCER IM DYING HELP SPENCER SPENCER
Me: (dies) (I’m laughing hysterically)
Spencer LITERALLY HOW COULD I HAVE HELPED YOU??? 😂😭
Selena: (asks Spencer a question)
Spencer: Hang on, WENCH. Just because I bought you dinner, it doesn’t change anything about you being a WENCH.
Andrew: (enters call)
Spencer: Right, Andrew??
Andrew: (silence)
Spencer: That’s right!! My man!!
Selena: (BIGGGG GASP) This coffee place has salt coffee!!
Me: Jesus Christ, thought someone died
Spencer: OKAY SO IMAGINE DRIVING AND SHE GASPED LIKE THAT!! like GASP!! There’s a new flavor at Lick ice cream, or GASPP a doggyyyy
Me: who's eating an apple
Bill: oh i'm eating an apple. Honeycrisp! Strawberries are my favorite fruit

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Bill: Kiki (his dog) is at her dads house
Selena: Aren’t you the dad?
Bill: I’m home alone. My heater is broken
Andrew: Bill, do you and Morgan plan on getting married?
Bill: Yeah, once we stop being so frugal
Me: $60 and you can get married at the courthouse!
Bill: I already have a house
Selena:
Spencer:
Andrew:
Me:
Selena: No, get married at the courthouse
Bill: Oh!! Yeah, no we don’t want to do that
Selena: Bill, how long have you and Morgan been together?
Bill: Uhhhhh.. I’ve been working since 6am this morning
(Clearly didn’t hear the question)
Me: I watched bills twitch last night for like 15 minutes but it was jsut silence & black screen and then he just says “im hopping off here” and then stream ended 😅 ….. I was the only viewer
Selena: 15 minutes is a long time, cc
Spencer: That's going in the blog
Spencer: Name a better feeling than peeling a hard boiled egg perfectly
Me: Pooping a big one and it comes out in one piece
Spencer: OH DUDE THATS ACTUALLY THE BESTTTTT
Spry: With the clean wipe too!

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When you’re team queues up for a boss that we take an hour to defeat because one teammate takes 40 minutes to stay at the base house making anti-poison potions and health potions but instead of helping us fight while the potions are brewing, he just runs around and uses our resources to make his own armor to not end up fighting the boss with us. Didn’t even smelt iron or cook food for anyone either. Quite literally did nothing while we died repeatedly for an hour and he had the audacity to say “I only have 30 minutes to stay on guys, then I’m going to sleep since I have work in the morning.” And he still didn’t help us beat the boss.
Spencer: Did you know that Bill was valedictorian at his school?
Me:
Andrew:
Selena: Was he homeschooled?