when the senior lan disciples asked everyone to share what they had gathered, a-fuâs hand ( his only hand ) was among the first on his feet.
    âso,â he begins, teetering towards one side of the room.  âso. so so so so, i have gathered. i gathered a lot. i went to taverns anâ pubs anâ brothels anâ taverns, an' the most interestinâ thing i learned is that this town . . .â
    he sways to the other side, his form slightly scrunched forward.  â. . . has a distillery. we should have a distillery. dunno why we donât have one. we should have one at cloud recesses. think thatâll make things fun.â he looks over to the lans to see if they agree. the senior disciples and the lan that permanently looks like heâs sniffed chicken shit, do not. ( see, this is why he likes the junior lans. theyâre nicer! one gave him a pork bun, and the other . . . is super cute! a bunny-infused lan! ).
    for about seven more minutes, not that anyoneâs counting, he goes on and on about distilleries and how the women here are beautiful and, for a reason no one knows about ( because whoâs really following? ), blankets. he says there are no blankets in the wei sect. that is a false statement.
    âsomeone also said somethinâ bout this . . . blue phoenix-rodent thing. âcept a nice lady told me phoenixes are not rodents. but âtween us, i think she was tryinâ ta trick me. us. i was with, uh, miss jin -- jiang. miss jiang. thatâs what she said, right? no rodents?â he gives a hearty wave at mingyan, his now self-proclaimed partner in crime.  âbut blue phoenix thatâs not a rodent appaaarently saved this one hunter one time anâ then turned into a beautiful blue woman. well. the woman wasnât blue. i donât think . . . or maybe she was.â
    âpigeon!!â he yelps two seconds later.  âit wasnât a woman. the blue phoenix thatâs not a rodent turned into a blue pigeon.â his eyes are blown wide and wild, as if heâs just come to this huge discovery.  ( he has. heâs not the very brightest. ).  âwait wait wait . . . but a phoenix . . . is a bird. it went from big bird to small bird after saving the poor hunter . . . or did it turn into a woman? wait wait. scratch that.â he waves his arms out as if to physically erase his story.  âbeautiful woman turned to blue phoenix that is not a rodent. thiiiink thatâs the super secret-secret here. we have to look for a woman, a beautiful woman, in blue.â