i don't do petty

"the egg!" May laughed.

"it's....its Ward skye!"

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"Okay Ward." May said, holding her stomach and screaming again. Ward got into the room, and despite the pain May crawled over to the files and grabbed her own. "Oh my gosh Ward, there is information about me in here even I didn't know. Hey look, I had a brother who was separated from me. His name was....." May gasped in horror, "Grant!" May looked at the picture in the file of her brother. The picture showed a small boy resembled Ward. "No no no..." May screamed as another contraction hit and fell to the floor while screaming "INCEST OH INCEST!"

Put "How do I look?" in my ask for my character's reaction to your muse appearing in a elegant dress or fancy tux

"I want a sandwich." May said. "With ham."

"May… I’m the engineer, not the chef. Though I’m sure Simmons or Ward would happily fix you a sandwich if you ask them nicely."

"No. You will make me a sandwich and you will make me a darn good one." May demanded.

"I want a sandwich." May said. "With ham."

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"Ok Ward!" May yelled through her contractions. They ran into a safe house. May saw a big room and looked inside it. There were many files. "Ward look," she said still contracting, "files on every shield agent!"

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"That's a lie too!" May cried. She then pulled herself off the floor and stroked Fitzes head. "Please believe me. I, your mother, love you so much."

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"It's a fake...a fake!" May sobbed from the ground. "And I'm not done....Ward is the father!"

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May took a deep breath of sweet crisp air then said: "You were adopted" she revealed. "I know this because...because.." May paused, a single tear leaving her eye, "I am your biological mother!" Unable to hold back her sobs May collapsed on the ground crying and heaving.

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May nodded really fast, still sobbing loudly as she shot her gun. "Yes I'm sure. Also they're fraternal." May screamed through the sobs. Suddenly, May collapsed in the middle of the fight. "Contractions!" She screamed.

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"It's I'm important!" May said sobbing. She fired her guns while taking a deep breath, "Remember that one time we got together in Switzerland? Well I'm pregnant and it's yours!" May showed Ward her slightly fatter than normal belly. "I know we are just friends but I need you to be a supportive father."

"This is why you’re not clear for combat." May said as she helped the blood covered Fitz limp to the bus.

Fitz grimaced each step her took as he cradled his bleeding and broken arm against his chest. His ribs ached but he highly doubted they were broken as well. “Obviously that doesn’t matter considering I still end up in combat.” His voice was a little hoarse from pain. 

May stroked Fitz's head in a reassuring, motherly way. "It'll be okay honey." She said.

"Yeah" Melinda said as she was walking away from her other self.

"Don't you walk away from me!" May said. Then she took a pocket knife and threw it. It hit her double in the shoulder. "Yesss" May said happy she hit her target.