Daughter of the Fallen

she’s magical

‘he had an accident and died.’

‘i had what is known as a summer of self-discovery.’

‘i spent so much time at the DMV they finally just gave me a license.’

‘i did what any young, handsome man would do: i went and bought a classic convertible, put the top down, blasted some tunes and blocked the entrance to the lincoln tunnel.’

‘no, don’t you remember? his intestines came straight out of his bum.’

‘not much new with me. i’ve been spending a lot more time in the upstairs bathroom.’

‘that’s the tenth vampire i killed this month.’

‘well, can you dust more quietly please?’

‘i haven’t slept in 72 hours. i’ve been eating these chocolate-covered espresso beans.’

‘did you make a messy toilet again?’

‘you should really drink more water.’

‘my wife and i have not a whore’s notion what any of that means. but we like it.’

‘it’s like my father used to say: never accept a towel from an italian.’

‘i dragged it for three blocks before i noticed and i’m embarrassed to say i dragged it for another eight blocks after that.’

‘i could watch him clean all day.’

‘what they don’t know can’t hurt them.’

‘i feel like there’s a way to be cool… which you are, you’re very cool… and also, respectful, you know?’

‘you need to let them know that you are worthy of being turned into a vampire someday.’

‘who doesn’t want to be a vampire?’

‘he’s still learning. he’s still finding himself. he’ll get there.’

‘you know, if you want, you can drain me right now.’

‘i don’t mean to be hard on you, but it’s important you follow the fules for everyone’s safety.’

‘do me a favor and stay away from the koi pond.’

‘yeah, i’m sad that he died. but… that’s the business.’

‘death comes for us all. it comes for the bees. it comes for the trees. it comes for, uh, basically anyone from zero on up, so…’

‘there’s no such think as vampire killers, you knob lord.’

‘i’m just saying that it wouldn’t hurt to be more cautious and alert.’

‘it’s a truly fantastical part of the dark arts.’

‘no, he’s excellent at the dark art of ripping you off.’

‘these people are shysters. they’re obsessed with the upsell.’

‘’meet me at my hut’ what bloody hut?’

‘look, mister, we are not interested in your tricks and trinkets.’

‘yeah, uh, how long has he been dead?’

‘he is not dead, although sometimes we wish he was.’

‘did you bring a personal item belonging to the deceased?’

‘it’s all there, razzle-dazzle man.’

‘life takes time, my friend. we are reversing the very power of nature itself.’

‘i have recently noticed that the house reeks of decaying flesh, and there are dead birds everywhere.’

‘i think there might be something really wrong with him.’

‘he waits under my bed and tries to bite me, for one.’

‘that, my boy, sounds like slander.’

‘do you have any proof of this wild accusation?’

‘i just wish you guys knew how hard i work for you, and you don’t, so that’s okay, never mind, forget it.’

‘sorry, buddy, but you were trying to kill me.’

‘i’m not gonna high-five you anymore.’

‘your screaming disturbed me from my slumber.’

‘you shouldn’t be putting your head in there. it’s not hygienic.’

‘you conned us, you slippery bastard!’

‘he was crawling on the ceiling, which is odd.’

‘you were bloody texting on your phone the whole time!’

add context   &   change gendered language to your needs .   happy roleplaying !!

Starters based off of the english dub of Ghost Stories. Change pronouns as necessary! TW for swearing, drug and sex references, and mean humor.

"Run, she's a ghost AND a bitch!"

"When this bitch kicks, I'm moving to Vegas!"

"I don't care about your cat, he's probably dead."

"[blank] just showed up on the day of our mother's funeral. Our DEAD mother. Do you feel bad now?!"

"Sure! Jackass.."

"Open your books and turn to page whatever."

"Aren't any of you bastards going to help me?!"

"What the fizzity uck was that?"

"Let's fizzity uckin' find out!"

"I hope to god you're adopted."

"If it wasn't for me, your friend would be headlining in heaven."

"Hey I've got an idea! Why don't you come to the scary, isolated payphone on the bad side of town?"

"Time to go Great Santini on his ass!"

"Oh my god what the hell's happening here?! These are the fastest lips I've ever had to sync!"

"There's not enough booze in my office."

"You're an ass! Let us out, you ass!"

"Oh no, not Grand Theft Auto! What would Hillary Clinton say?"

"When are you gonna need another dramatic plot point until you decide to whip out that damn ghost book?"

"I can read! Not well, but I can read."

"It's said that if you find it, you can communicate with the spirit world! But if you order books, they really screw you on the shipping fees."

"Not get out, get saved!"

"Better get some extra napkins with yours."

"Like Jesus, it never stops working for you!"

"You smoked all of it, didn't you?!"

"Wow, that doesn't look threatening at all."

"That's so sweet! In a "you scare the hell outta me", Emily Rose kinda way!"

"The V on my sweater stands for "very big deal"!"

"Violins. Oh no!"

"She's looking straight at us, I don't think we hid very well."

"Those three to four cardboard boxes aren't gonna hold him for long!"

"Lord, reveal your salvation since I am your favorite among these heathens!"

"Deadbeat dads are not cool!"

"Hey man, if you squint it looks like a clown."

"You're here, and you are an idiot."

"Years ago, people went in there and didn't come out. Not unlike your sister."

"I know that you're gay."

"Damn, ever since Lost."

"Bless him, leaving me here alone and defenseless in a cemetery, what a guy!"

“At first I thought it was new drugs, but now I'm wondering if it was those chess club dorks.”

"From what mom says, he's a bull with a foot fetish."

"I thought meth was only bad in Oregon."

"It wasn't meth! It was another damn ghost."

"If there's a cliff on this mountain, I'm pushing both of you off it."

"In school, with adults, with dead people, I am just too popular for my own good."

"Thundercats, ho!"

"Can't tell this was a goddamn anime."

"You are shockingly hateful!"

"What movie are we ripping off again?"

"Sometimes yes means no. And sometimes you're a bitch."

"I'm going fuckin' crazy."

"Hey, maybe if they paid their FUCKIN phone bill you could call again!"

"I'm a size queen from the word go, you know what I'm sayin'?"

"I'd like to be given over to shameful lust!"

"Time to go home, load up that bong, and watch Pokemon!"

"Oh wow, I can't even comprehend how inappropriate this is."

"One day you'll understand the benefits of a good curve."

"Run! Run from yet another Japanese horror knockoff!"

"You know what I hear? I hear the sound of you shutting the fuck up!"

"Why am I doing this?! It's not faithful to my character arc!"

&burn

❝ if we were meant to be, we would have been by now.  ❞

❝ go ahead and watch my heart burn. ❞

❝ your love feels so fake. ❞

❝ if i could get to sleep, i would have slept by now ❞

❝ i won’t forget your laugh. ❞

hostage

❝ i wanna be alone. alone with you — does that make sense? ❞

❝ i wanna steal your soul. ❞

❝ i don’t know what feels true. ❞

❝ it’s not like me to be so mean. ❞

❝ you’re all i wanted. ❞

❝ just let me hold you. ❞

bellyache

❝ my friends aren’t far. ❞

❝ i’m too young to go to jail. ❞

❝ my v is for vendetta. ❞

❝ now i got a bellyache. ❞

❝ i wanna make ‘em scared like i could be anywhere. ❞

all the good girls go to hell

❝ can’t commit to anything but a crime. ❞

❝ got friends but can’t invite them. ❞

❝ all the good girls go to hell. ❞

❝ look at you needing me. ❞

❝ you know i’m not your friend without some greenery. ❞

❝ there’s nothing left to save now. ❞

xanny

❝ i must be missing something. ❞

❝ i don’t need a xanny to feel better. ❞

❝ nobody’s ever sorry. ❞

❝ i can’t afford to love someone. ❞

❝ please don’t try to kiss me on the sidewalk. ❞

ilomilo

❝ told you not to worry. ❞

❝ honey, what’s your hurry? ❞

❝ where did you go? ❞

❝ hurry, i’m worried. ❞

❝ the friends i’ve had to bury, they keep me up at night. ❞

❝ tell me you’ll come home, even if it’s just a lie. ❞

❝ i just wanted to protect you, but now i’ll never get to. ❞

when the party’s over

❝ don’t you know i’m no good for you? ❞

❝ nothing ever stops you leaving. ❞

❝ i could lie, say i like it like that. ❞

❝ don’t you know too much already? ❞

❝ i’ll only hurt you if you let me. ❞

❝ i’ll call you when the party’s over. ❞ 

you should see me in a crown

❝ you should see me in a crown. ❞

❝ i’m gonna run this nothing town. ❞

❝ watch me make ‘em bow one by one. ❞

❝ your silence is my favorite sound. ❞

❝ tell me which one is worse: living or dying first? ❞

❝ i like the way they all scream. ❞

bury a friend

❝ what do you want from me? ❞

❝ why don’t you run from me? ❞

❝ what do you know? ❞

❝ why aren’t you scared of me? ❞

❝ why do you care for me? ❞

❝ when we all fall asleep, where do we go? ❞

❝ we knew right from the start that you’d fall apart. ❞

❝ honestly, i thought that i would be dead by now. ❞

lovely

❝ i hope someday i’ll make it out of here. ❞

❝ need a place to hide, but can’t find one near. ❞

❝ something’s on my mind. ❞

bad guy

❝ i do what i want when i’m wanting to. ❞

❝ so, you’re a tough guy. ❞

❝ i’m that bad ‘might seduce your dad’ type. ❞

❝ i’m the bad guy. duh! ❞

❝ i like it when you take control, even if you know that you don’t. ❞

❝ own me, i’ll let you play the role. ❞

❝ i like when you get mad. ❞

❝ i guess i’m pretty glad that you’re alone. ❞

❝ you said she’s scared of me? ❞

“I feel no pain.”

“You fed me lies.”

“No more shame.”

“Don’t just survive.”

“Was it all worth it?”

“I can’t help you fix yourself.”

“Why don’t you just go home?”

“I tear my heart open just to feel.”

“I hate you more than you could.”

“Wiser from the storms I braved.”

“Nobody gets to leave here alive.”

“You shouldn’t have come around.”

“You’re gonna be the death of me.”

“Heaven or hell, can’t help myself.”

“I’m wiser from the mess you made.”

“But, when we touch, it’s dangerous.”

“My weakness is that I care too much.”

“I tear my heart open, I sew myself shut.”

“Heaven and hell, dancing inside myself.”

“My scars remind me that the past is real.”

“Like roses, we’re only here for a moment.”

“I’ve got to get lost to get where I’m going.”

“I let you in, I let you see this naked heart.”

“You bring out the worst, best parts out me.”

“Because of you, I will always be a survivor.”

“I learned to keep my head above the water.”

“Bruises fade and I made it through the deep.”

“I can’t believe I’ve gotten so brave, who am I?“

“I hate the way you shove me off, let me down.”

“I tried to help you once, against my own advice.”

“I thought that it was safe to die inside your arms.”

“I’m sorry, but I’m gonna move on with my own life.”

“I guess that’s just the way we find out who we are.”

“I earned my stripes from battle cries. This skin is thick.”

“I can’t help you fix yourself, but at least I can say I tried.”

“Lesson learned, sometimes love goes behind your back.”

“Mountains will always need to be climbed, but we only got one foot at a time.”