XENØXTA

An optimist sees a light at the end of the tunnel.

A realist sees a train.

If there’s a representative body for the college players: Uni Union Union

If two of those members get married: Uni Union Union Union

If everyone from the wedding meets up again in ten years time: Uni Union Union Union Reunion

Vi’lets are blue,

This poem doubles,

A passive single-player game for messing with people.

Try to anonymously “plant” the most creepy/confusing/disturbing note or message (the “egg”) in a public or common area. You win if there is a notably confused/disturbed reaction. You lose if your “egg” is ignored or missed or if your cover is blown.

EXAMPLES INCLUDE:

-Drawing a pentagram on a classroom whiteboard.

-Writing graffiti in invisible ink.

-Underlining or highlighting random words and/or numbers in library books.

-Writing a note saying “You’re next” and putting it in someone’s mailbox.

BONUS POINTS:

If police or authorities are called to investigate.

If someone else gets in trouble.

If it takes more than a year for the message to be found.

Alternating student/teacher buddy system.

People are paired with others based on what they know and what they want to learn.

Want to learn calculus and have expertise in cooking? You get paired with a Maths whizz who wants to learn how to make themselves dinner.

Want to learn Hangul and you're a graphic designer? You get paired with a Korean who is an aspiring artist.

The Flat-Earth society is actually an elaborate ruse made up by the UN and the world's governments to make everyone feel smarter and unite an often divided society against a common enemy of incoherent stupidity.

Sincerely,