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@xavier-the-dragon
lil nas x is out there living his best life. first he was a funky cowboy. then he was some kind of futuristic cyberpunk superhero. now he's a latex wearing vampire from the matrix and i couldn't be happier for him. what an icon.
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julius caesar as just Some Dude is tripping me out
Cleopatra:
Louis XV:
julius caesar yells at the einstein bros. manager daily
cleopatra is writing her PhD thesis and is sick of people undermining her intelligence
louis XV is a business professional currently being investigated by HR
more takes from yours truly
nefertiti is a child star who fell from grace but rose again like a pheonix
alexander the great is ***NOT GAY*** and on academic probation
caligula is under investigation by the FBI
Alexander the Great is also Logan and Jake Paulās missing brother
I rarely have a visceral reaction to a TikTok but this one... this one got me
List of wild things in this video:
- The guy whose computer screen you can see at the start is looking up āwhat to do if a dog has rabiesā
- The unbroken wall of hydroflasks in front of the teacherās podium
- Good Mythical Morning poster
- Inexplicable āNO TALKING DURING RAZOR LOVEā sign
- The guy next to the videographer just has the letters āWBOEOADRSā in giant font on his computer screen
- The teacher knowing to pause for booing after he mentione Ashe County Middle School
- The kid that yells āI hate them!ā enthusiastically
- A sign that says āNO FREAKINGā with a picture of two stick figures having sex
- Hand-painted āeducasion is overatedā poster
- The fact that the class knows to say āstanding byā when he tells them to stand by
- The woman literally waiting outside the door to hand over the dog
- The tenderness with which he handles the dog before he announces its imminent demise
- āDO YOUR BUCKING VOCABā
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#have you seem michelles armsĀ #she dont need no help carrying a mini fridgeĀ
omg
I canāt find the video but he told a really funny story about how Michelle and the girls were like a military operation decorating the room and he was standing there useless so they told him to put an Ikea lamp together and he completely fucked it up.
My favourite part about that family is the former President is somehow the dunce of the group.
cont: she said that the guy turns out to be someone the drunk girl just met that nightĀ
This is so smart, I wouldāve never thought to do this and Iām glad thereās ladies out there who do and share it with us š
Support nonbinary people who veil. Ā Whether you wear a hijab or a turban or a tichel, you do you. Ā Your gender is valid, your faith is valid, and so is how you express it. Ā It is not contradictory. Ā Iām proud of you.
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Iāve been scamming the Dominos app promotion where you take a picture of any pizza for free points. For three weeks in row, not only has their shitty camera always interpreted any photo of my cat as pizza, I always tell them it was āthe worst Iāve ever hadā and āmade at homeā.
Excuse me @crooked-fingers may i see a picture of your cat plz? This sounds genuinely awesome.
And I just love cats
Here he is, the Pizza Boy
And so it continues
Mmmm, another week, another delicious pizza.
Thatās all, folks. Six cat pictures within six weeks, and for a total of 60 Dominos points, redeemable for a medium 2-topping pizza of my choosing. I will be getting pepperoni and chicken, mine and Charlieās respective favorites. He will be given many tiny pieces of chicken for being a perfect little model pizza boy, and also for aiding me in tricking a multimillion dollar company into giving me free food. Thanks for giving him the love and attention you all have given this post! Heās gonna try to stay humble.
GUYS REBLOG THIS THIS COULD FEED A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO NEED A MEAL
This also works with pictures of pizza. So if you take a picture of an image of pizza from a computer or other phone it works. Thatās how I did it!!
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For context: This guy is a ex cop who is there to expose the fact that police heavily manipulate these statistics to cover up the truth. He aint a bad person who is lying, he is a good person who is pointing out that the police is lying.
Anushka Shetty and Prabhas in Baahubali: The Conclusion (2017)
This is everything
This is quintessential Battle Coupleā¢ and I am 110% here for it.
While you were busy studying bow and arrow, I was also studying bow and arrow, love you babe
Yo, man. Bollywood creativity never ceases to amaze me ššš
@fivefootab1tch
why does using someoneās name in conversation feel so intimate, like the way a touch feels gentle as someone is fixing ur hair or brushing out a stray strand
someone: *uses my name to address me* me: oh my God, i am a physical entityā¦ ā¦..
i love one (1) disaster wizard
Itās a good metaphor tho, because the situation is never going to get better if you donāt eventually pull the door. And afterwards, no matter what the damage was, youāll have a working cabinet, whatever plates you could salvage, and a place to start putting new plates.
Reblogging for that comment ^
Hats off for negative jokes turned to wholesome posts
So this was me for a long time. Afraid to open the door, certain that all that I was would crash and break. That I could never be repaired.
But I opened the door.
And what fell out and crashed to the ground was not me. They werenāt my dishes.
They were other peopleās dishes.
Put inside we without my permission, when I was too young to know that I could not hold them all.
I opened the door, and Iām still here.
It turns out, Iām not that fragile.
Oh damnĀ it got better
THANK YOU TWO FOR MAKING OUR LIVES A LITTLE BETTER
So, you wanna wear your cool pants with your cool shoes.
Your pants have a super cool print and you wanna wear em with some bitchin boots, but the problem is, even though they fit fine, they do this with the boots:
So youāre like, okay, cool, Iāll just cuff them, but then you realize you canāt because they look like this on the inside:
So now youāre like aw man what do I do?? I want the cuff to match the pants but they wonāt :(
Step 1! Fold the hem up about to here, make sure the fold is crisp and clean all the way around:
Step 2! Fold the white part up again so itās the same width as the original hem, keeping it crispy:
Step 3! Fold that original hem down and over, and you guessed it, crispy again:
You have now created a cuff that matches the rest of your pants! Now go, wear your stompy boots with funky pants and be gay
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You will respect black cats or you will respect these hands my friend
the whole āiām an evil monster because i have to kill and eat innocent people to survive :ā(ā angst in āregular human gets turned into supernatural monsterā stories is so stupid. like how is that even a problem??? there are also plenty of corrupt billionaires, abusers and cops out there for you to snack on
everybodyās like āeating the rich is the only ethical consumption under capitalismā until they actually have the opportunity to actually eat the rich š smh
what we do in the shadows is the only one that Gets It
