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Friendly Neighborhood Boozer

@xathalas

22 posts

May 1, 2016

loxley-the-huntsman

I heard about the attack. . . I must say, Xelege was never like this before. He was rude and sinister at times . . . but he never lashed out at others in this regard. At least, when I was a member. Are you quite alright, Loxley? Do you need anything?

He mentioned something about the Rogues stealing his members…one can’t help but think that so many of his own leaving him contributed to his current condition. Just a thought. But I’m fine. I appreciate the concern howevee yoy should watch yourself. I believe I know and old phrase that goes, “Loose lips bites you in the ass.” Something to keep in mind.

Mebbe if he wasnie such an arse, less of us’d have been pushed to improve our station.

Look, I think we can all agree there’s something fucked up with Xelege. The end.

.....

#I dunno I really liked him

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May 1, 2016

Xath: I heard a rumor that yer not gonna drink fer a while? There goes our drunken makeovers. :C

I mean, it won’t be forever. Y’know, hopefully.

Aw, that’s okay. We can find some other stuff ta do. uvu

#Our entire friendship shouldn't revolve around booze anyway #;D

Apr 29, 2016

XATH OKAY SO NOBODY EVER LETS ME DRINK ANYTHING LIKE WTH IS THAT ITS NOT FAIR EVERYONE ELSE GETS TO AVE FUN BUT ME CAN YOU HELP ME OUT XATH CAN YOU GET ME SOME OF THAT RUM STUFF I REALLY WANNA TRY IT KTHX - OLXIK AND EXI

NO.

YES.

#-spits it out almost immediately-#IT BURNS Welcome to adulthood, kiddo.

#swore I'd never touch booze again #look at me now!#;D ;D ;D

Apr 29, 2016

Xathalas: Superior, I swear I didn't know I was drinkin' yer stuff! Can I make a peace offerin' of the wine barrels in m'room? I don't wanna be the one that turns into a dusk. ;_;

I will accept your offer.

Thank ya, boss. I’m gonna go on a booze fast fer three days ta prove m’loyalty.

Aw, Xath! I wos gonna volunteer fer punishment since it was my fault anywae. I gotta find a way to repay you - can I bake fer you? Anythin’ ye want fer a week, just name it!

CHOCOLATE MUFFINS OUO

#CHOCOLATE #FUKKEN #MUFFINS #AAAAAAH~

Apr 29, 2016

Xathalas: Superior, I swear I didn't know I was drinkin' yer stuff! Can I make a peace offerin' of the wine barrels in m'room? I don't wanna be the one that turns into a dusk. ;_;

I will accept your offer.

Thank ya, boss. I’m gonna go on a booze fast fer three days ta prove m’loyalty.

#It's been 30 seconds #but I'm already about ta crack #Shit this is tougher than it sounds

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Apr 29, 2016

XATH OKAY SO NOBODY EVER LETS ME DRINK ANYTHING LIKE WTH IS THAT ITS NOT FAIR EVERYONE ELSE GETS TO AVE FUN BUT ME CAN YOU HELP ME OUT XATH CAN YOU GET ME SOME OF THAT RUM STUFF I REALLY WANNA TRY IT KTHX - OLXIK AND EXI

#it'll be m'hide #seriously #I'll probly get kicked off the ship #and Pax might dump me #and everyone'll think I'm irresponsible #Dios mio Oli jus' give it back I changed m'mind

Apr 29, 2016

Jettyx: Hey, welcome to the party, Superior. Refreshments are probably somewhere.

Don’t tell me Xath got into them before I did.

Nah, she just got here too. But I can’t make any promises about anybody else.

*side-steps out of the room*

Raph is there something you want to tell me?

*stumbles out of bedroom* Has anyone seen my beloved wife? There’s a literal ocean of empty bottles in our room. I can barely move!

Originally posted by reactionswithgifs

Found the refreshments.

Xath and I may or may not have thrown a rager last night.

And by ‘rager’ I mean the two of us drank for five hours straight, then passed out on the floor.

See, I didn’t steal ‘em all. Raph supplied the drinks.

Though it’s startin’ ta sound like Superior’s personal stash supplied the drinks.

……………. I thought it was yours…

Now we have to some how hide this little fact from the Superior; or it’s our necks on the line!

Originally posted by walkmanquill207

I was wondering what happened to them.. I’m giving you all 24 hours to restock my supply or else I’m going to start turning people into dusks.

Originally posted by basil221b

…………………………………………………

I SWEAR IT WAS A SETUP I DIDN’T KNOW I WAS DRINKIN’ SUPERIOR’S STASH.

#cries and restocks Xyliem’s stores with her own booze

Apr 28, 2016

HEY OKAY SO THIS IS REALLY IMPORTNANT WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOURE FEELING SICK LIKE I LIKE TO CUDDLE IN BED AND SLEEP AND SLEEP AND EAT LOTS OF SOUP HOW BOUT YOU THANKS - OLXIK AND EXI

I usually eat some mushrooms that have health benefits to improve whatever doesn’t feel good. There are ones fer sore throats and fevers, ones fer runny noses, ones fer stuffy noses, ones fer vertigo, ones to settle the stomach… The list is endless, but I’m usually pretty healthy.Unless my element, itself, is wot’s makin’ me sick.

Oh man, I hope it ain’t yer element that makes ya sick! That don’t sound productive at all. :C

:/ Sometimes the infection flares. Canna do much about it then ‘cept wait it out. Sorry yer element gives ye trouble. Want some therapeutic mushrooms?

I’m always game fer some shrooms. ;D

Don’ttellPax

#Really tho #if ya think they'd help with my nausea #I'll take what I can get

Apr 28, 2016

Jettyx: Hey, welcome to the party, Superior. Refreshments are probably somewhere.

Don’t tell me Xath got into them before I did.

Nah, she just got here too. But I can’t make any promises about anybody else.

*side-steps out of the room*

Raph is there something you want to tell me?

*stumbles out of bedroom* Has anyone seen my beloved wife? There’s a literal ocean of empty bottles in our room. I can barely move!

Originally posted by reactionswithgifs

Found the refreshments.

Xath and I may or may not have thrown a rager last night.

And by ‘rager’ I mean the two of us drank for five hours straight, then passed out on the floor.

See, I didn’t steal ‘em all. Raph supplied the drinks.

Though it’s startin’ ta sound like Superior’s personal stash supplied the drinks.

#I'm innocent I tell ya!#Holy shit Raph yer hair looks rad #you should go show yer girlfriend

Apr 28, 2016

Pleasure to meet you, dear lady~ Would you do me the honor of going on a date with me~?

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Apr 28, 2016

Wot's the maddest thing ye've ever done while drunk?

The night before we moved inta the Rogue base, I got more wasted than I’d been in a while. Even the guys on m’crew were impressed! ;D Me ‘n Pax took the longboat out ta clear m’head and talk about problems he thought I was havin’. I saw a mermaid and immediately fell under her charms.

But as it were, mermaid charm doesn’t work on women. I just wanted ta bang her cause I was wasted and she was super hot.

#I'm sure I've done weirder things #but I can't remember 'em

Apr 28, 2016

HEY OKAY SO THIS IS REALLY IMPORTNANT WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOURE FEELING SICK LIKE I LIKE TO CUDDLE IN BED AND SLEEP AND SLEEP AND EAT LOTS OF SOUP HOW BOUT YOU THANKS - OLXIK AND EXI

I usually eat some mushrooms that have health benefits to improve whatever doesn’t feel good. There are ones fer sore throats and fevers, ones fer runny noses, ones fer stuffy noses, ones fer vertigo, ones to settle the stomach… The list is endless, but I’m usually pretty healthy.Unless my element, itself, is wot’s makin’ me sick.

Oh man, I hope it ain’t yer element that makes ya sick! That don’t sound productive at all. :C

#comin' from someone who's element literally makes 'em sick #It ain't fun

Apr 27, 2016

loxley-the-huntsman

OMG LOXLEY YOU GOT ONE OF THESE COOL OKAY SO ME AN D EXI WERE WONDERING IF YOU COULD WRITE US A BEDTIME STORY WE ARE KINDA OUT OF IDEAS AND THOUGHT HEY YOU PROBABLY KNOW A LOT OF THOSE SINCE YOURE OLD SO THANKS!! - OLXIK AND EXI

A bedtime story hmm? I only vaguely recall one I used to know…Once upon a time, there was a group of three foxes. A one-eyed fox, a brown fox, and a small fox. Not far from their den, lived a grizzly bear that slept and slept. The foxes made a game, to see who could get the closest to the bear without waking it up. The small one didn’t participate because she was wise. The one-eyed fox and the brown fox got closer and closer to the bear, but the bear didn’t wake up. The brown fox stopped a couple feet away from the den since she was wise. The one eyed one went straight up to the bear and danced around it. The bear woke up and immediately ate the one eyed fox. The End.

The one eyed one was the idiot, hmm?

@paxsn Better not poke any bears…

I think yer a li’l late Raph. He was pokin’ bears all night.

#SPECIFICALLY #THE JET BEAR #MY FAVORITE BEAR #Stay on 'em Raph #My darlin' needs guidance

Apr 27, 2016

Jettyx: Hey, Xath, you're a fellow braid enthusiast. Does your hair get incredibly goddamn tangled by the end of the day? I must be doing somethin' wrong.

He has ta brush my hair every night or it’d be…. as he likes ta put it… a “rat’s nest”. Braids’re the worst why do we do this to ourselves 8T

Good to know it’s not just me. Lucky you’ve got someone to help, though. Maybe we should have a ‘wear something other than a goddamn braid’ day sometime?

I could always come help ya out ;D I’d be more gentle’n Pax, anyway.

#And we can figure out new hairdos #also I learned how ta do make up from Gali once #Drunk makeover night?#I think so

Apr 27, 2016

loxley-the-huntsman

Ye strike me as a woodsy type, d'ye have a favourite tree?

Hm, yes. I’m fond of Redwoods.

Is that ‘cuz of your hair?

Does he prefer them in the evening? Or, perhaps some nice morning wood.

Hey, @xathalas could you come fetch your husband? He’s about to get a murder done on him.

PAX STOP HARASSIN’ MY FRIENDS GOSH THIS IS WHY I CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS

#IT HAPPENED WITH WYX TOO #DAMMIT ALL

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Apr 27, 2016

Jettyx: Hey, Xath, you're a fellow braid enthusiast. Does your hair get incredibly goddamn tangled by the end of the day? I must be doing somethin' wrong.

He has ta brush my hair every night or it’d be…. as he likes ta put it… a “rat’s nest”. Braids’re the worst why do we do this to ourselves 8T

#I'm also convinced he's a masochist #Ya've brought this ta my attention #what a m8

Apr 27, 2016

Xathalas: Hey, Jet. Is somethin' going on with you and Lox? People keep talkin' shit and sometimes ya look at 'em funny-*gasp* .... YOU LIIIIIKE HIIIIIIIM!!!!!!

Absolutely not.

*muffled sounds*

8)))))))))))

#ARE YOU SURE THAT'S IT?#But I thought he couldn't read or somethin'#just keep tellin' yerself that #Did you spill booze on your hands? They smell lovely

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