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the greatest love story in game ofĀ thrones isnāt robb andĀ talisa/jeyne, or ned and cat, or sansa and joffreyā¦. it isĀ the love story of cersei and her children. no one lovesĀ their children in game ofĀ thronesĀ the way cersei does.
she will do anythingĀ to protect her people, her family, her blood, which must remain withinĀ the family.
i respect her moreĀ than i will ever respect cat or daenerys, whoĀ taints her ancient valyrian blood by laying with a dothraki brute.
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MY COMPLETELY FLAWLESS RAMSAY BOLTON FANCASTING
Let's be honest, everyone who usesĀ Gaspard Ulliel, Zac Efron, Cillian Murphy, Jonathan Rhys-Meyers, or Weston Coppola has no taste.
As a late Christmas present to tumblr fandom, I combed through message boards of all types to collect the funniest crackpot theories I could find. Most of these are *admitted* crackpot theories, so it's all in good fun. May contain spoilers.Ā
SECRET IDENTITIES ā¢ Pyat Pree and Euron are the same person. ā¢ Varys is Taena Merryweather in disguise. ā¢ Coldhands is Rickard Stark. He's all black from being cooked in his armor. ā¢ The Harpy is Strong Belwas. ā¢ Euron Greyjoy, the Morrigen brothers, Lyn Corbray, Tytos Blackwood, and Mors "Crowfood" Umber are Bloodraven in disguise. ā¢ Wex Pyke is a Faceless Man. ā¢ Ilyn Payne is Domeric Bolton in disguise. ā¢ Bethany Fair-Fingers is Bethany Ryswell-Bolton in disguise. ā¢ Hot Pie is the Great Other. ā¢ Coldhands is a robot. ā¢ Ser Pounce is the Lion of Night. ā¢ Varys is several children standing on each other's shoulders. ā¢ Symeon Star Eyes was an Other. ā¢ Melara Hetherspoon was Cersei's imaginary friend ā¢ Howland Reed is Mance Rayder. ā¢ Quaithe is the ghost of Nissa Nissa. ā¢ Coldhands is Aegon V.
I was notified of the following tweet by a friend earlier today from Lindaaaaaa and Elioās personal account:
I thought to myself, āwow, Linda, you continue to amaze me with your dumbassedryā and proceeded to retweet it.
Except.
Linda Antonsson of Westeros.org has personally blocked my Twitter account.
I get asked all the time about Lindaaaa here and Iāve given the bare minimum response, but the amount of inquiries and this fuckery has me considering whether or not to do a full tutorial on Lindaaaaaaa and her contributions to fandom. Like a serious, novella-length journalistic endeavor.
If you would be interested in this, please let me know. Itās gonna take me a fuckload of time so I donāt want to make it and get like 5 notes. That would annoy me.
xoxoĀ
Dooooooo it!
~*Christmas Wishes*~
I sure hope the woman who wrote a Mary Sue fic about Gregor Clegane writes a romantic epic about Rorge next. Though, that would be a betrayal cos everyone KNOWS that Biter is his one true love. Maybe Vargo Hoat then? Or Shagwell?
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Creator bans fanfic: check!
Wanky lawsuit against fan: not yet
Canon content leak: I think so?
Really bad cosplay: yup!
Soulbonding or astral plan stuff: not yet
Entitlement wank: yup!
Canon sucks more as the series progresses: let's just say YMMV and move on
Slash vs het war: sadly, no
Pseuicide: not yet unfortunately
Wank involving slander/libel accusations: yup!
BNF defrauds fan for more than 1 grand: not yet
Really weird porn not found in other fandom: not by my standards (I consider "weird" to be something like Balloon Ranma and nose sex, but, again, YMMV)
Ship wars: well, wars in the sense that OMG, shipping is bad and wrong...
Someone tries to sell fanfic or fanart: not yet
Someone tells the actors about RPS: *is* there any RPS?
Wank leads to development of meme: I don't think so?
Creator or creator's friends say "no criticism": LAWL, yup!
BNF or BNFs' friends cry "you don't understand the text": check!
Otakukin: I'm pretty sure Lindaaaa's a closet Daenerys otakukin and most of the fanboys are closet Jon and/or Tyrion otakukin, but they've not come about it publically so no.Ā
"THINK OF THE CHILDREN" wank: no
Wank about racism, feminism, or another -ism:Ā indeed
BNF lies about something important (plagiarism or art theft, etc):Ā no
Stalking, harrassing, or otherwise scaring an actor: nope
Rule 34 involving a kid: . . .
You know what I'd really like for Christmas? For Lindaaa'sĀ threatenedĀ flame war with WinterfoxĀ to actually happen.Ā
Scumbag Centaur, installment #3.
Doesnāt use the metric system. Is European.
A woman is upset? Panties twist!
Has opinions on the books. Hasnāt read the books. Has opinions on the show. Hasnāt watched the show.
Rape, torture, wut difference?
Tumblr is so yawn. Keeps coming back for more.
Fanfictioin stains your fingers with cunt. MUSHing stains your fingers with penis.
Shuts down SanSan. Is on R+L=J thread #478
Quickest Ways to Start a Flame War on the Bad Board
Caution: Don't try this at home! Best read with this as a soundtrack.Ā
"Catelyn is my favorite character."
"Sansa is my favorite character."
"Melisandre is my favorite character."
"Cersei is my favorite character."
"Lysa is my favorite character."
"Ygritte is my favorite character."
"Sam is my favorite character."
"Brienne is my favorite character."
"Penny is my favorite character."
"UnCat is the better than all your faves."
"I hope Lady Stoneheart matches north and pushes Jon off the Wall."Ā
"I hope Dany roasts Tyrion alive over a spit. Then, she gives his head to Cersei and they rule over an enlightened matriarchy together."
"I hope Cersei orders Jaime to be beaten to death with his golden hand."
"I hope Tyrion finds Tysha and she stabs him to death in revenge."
"I hope Lady Stoneheart strangles Littlefinger."
"I hope Lollys kills Bronn."
"I want Sam to confront his father in the privy with a crossbow."
"Bronn really isn't that cool."
"Syrio Forel flat-out sucks."
"The Freys really aren't that bad."
"Daario and Darkstar are SO cool!"
"Randyll Tarly's constant need to lord it over women suggests he's suffering from castration anxiety."
"For that matter, the same goes for most of the male characters."
"Who the fuck cares who would win in a fight?"
"There's not nearly enough description in the books. I think Martin should be more like Charles Dickens and Victor Hugo."
"Eddard Stark is an obvious rip-off of Edward Cullen: they have the same name, are very cold, and are associated with wolves."
"Requires Hate is a great blog!"
"Terry Goodkind is a much better writer than any fantasy author ever, including Martin."
"Why are our admins so touchy?"
"Why do we need 30+ threads about L+R=J, anyway?"
"Fanfiction is awesome!"
Its always amusing when I think of that famous Cersei quote about how she should have been born with a cock instead of Jaime. When I look at Lena Headey I can almost believe her wish came true! This is not a new casting, but this is still one of the worst decisions on the show, and as a true fan I am repulsed that they chose this man to play the sly, voluptuous queen herself, when they could have gone with a more worthy actress like Scarlett Johansson, whose breasts are to die for and would look incredible in Cerseiās emerald gown. Lena Headey need not have been deprived participation on the show though. She would have gotten the Brienne role no problem, what with that powerful jaw she could wield a sword with it easily and those manbrows were practically built for deflecting arrows.Ā
ALL THE TROLLING I AM DYING WELL DONE
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A live, erotic reading (poorly done) of lindaatonsilās insightful post on fanfiction and writing
Disclaimer: No one actually said this.Ā
Disclaimer: No one actually said this.Ā
look through weadorehbochanges
Their blog is gone. See? :'(
FromĀ WORA.Ā
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Did the casting people completely skip over the description of Melisandre where it said āfull breastsā? If not, then why in the world did they pick the unchested Carice van Houten? And I suppose she has a āheart-shapedā faceā¦if you have Marfanās syndrome. Are they illiterate, blind, or both? I can think of no use for a woman with small breasts, so if you have teeny boppers then GTFO of hollywood! Iām a true, well-endowed white female and fan of the series, but I guess Iām being somewhat unreasonable. If all women had decent sized breasts then there wouldnāt be any fanfic writers. Ā
DEAD AND FUCKINā BURIED.
KEWL TROLLING BRAH
See also: Orys Baratheon, Aegor āBittersteelā Rivers, most of Daenerys Iās descendants, Valarr and Matarys, Daeron the Drunken, Steffon Baratheon and his sons, little Rhaenys
Inspired by this gemĀ and this one
-I think there is an indication what the Targaryens did was a never before thing to do. Just an indication-nothing more than that.
I guess I could have made this faux-confession about the fact that GRRM is the one who suggested that HBO change Jeyne's name to TalisaĀ But that wouldn't have been as funny. :(
