Trash Angel

women are like beautiful flowers..... found all over the world. pleasant to be around. part of a larger plant. full of pollen. evolved in the jurrasic period. may eventually turn into an apple. comes in purple sometimes.

i need to show you guys the absurdly saucy pear my parents just casually had out in the fruit bowl like it was normal

*takes a drag of a candy cigarette* I never thought I would make it to this many

a fruit like a softened scythe shot its flavour into my mouth

Holy SHIT

woah.. do you know any other abilities of creatures

the kids are calling them "stone fruits." they start off small—think cherries. then they're hooked and they need a quick fix, they get peaches, maybe some nectarines. it's all they can think about. before you know it, they're trying the really hard stuff—apricots, plums. once they taste a mango there's no going back.