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Jennifer Lawrence & Jack Huston in 'American Hustle' (2013)

#i need this dress so badly !!#clothing #also i love the classic vibe of the nails very vintage chic

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kumkaniudaku

And then you can’t even say shit about bc people start trying to put you in a jacket and shit. Like omg it’s so strict???

xandra-warrior-princess

@softguarnere IS THIS WHERE IT COMES FROM ?? DID WE FIND IT IN THE WILD ??????

#i feel like i just stumbled across the Holy Grail omfg #OMGG #writing The Origin of Species probably didn't feel this good omfg #besties<3

ralphlanyon

happy odyssey weekend

xandra-warrior-princess

@softguarnere As the prophecy foretold 😌🙏🏼

#can we please #OMGG #besties <3 #The Incompetency™

ralphlanyon

happy odyssey weekend

xandra-warrior-princess

@softguarnere As the prophecy foretold 😌🙏🏼

#can we please #OMGG #besties <3 #The Incompetency™

gregorydickens

Just what we need, another comic book movie.

xandra-warrior-princess

@softguarnere

#genuinely the only thing that might make this acceptable #OMGG #The Incompetency™#besties <3

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genericpuff

i can't even come up with an adequate enough comparison to describe the second-hand embarrassment i'm feeling at this moment, all that's coming to mind is that time i threw up in the school hallway in 5th grade and that was still easier to cope with than this

xandra-warrior-princess

@softguarnere girl im so tired 😭

#Brother i could go to Walmart & see 5 different dudes dressed like this for free 😭💀#i literally cant why is Jon Bernthal in a HOODIE #OMGG #The Incompetency™

hashtagloveloses

hearing that the trojan horse appears in nolan's odyssey as a representation of his part in the fall of bronze age civilization, and his greatest source of guilt that partially causes how hard it is for him to get home, and then seeing the movie studio make the horse into a popcorn bucket is like if they made a Little Boy popcorn bucket for fucking oppenheimer

xandra-warrior-princess

@softguarnere ik you will appreciate how fucking insane this is 😭😭

#i need to talk to just one marketing exec on this movie PLS just one 😭😭#who signed off on this ?? 😭😭#OMGG #I don't know whether to laugh or be horrified so I'll be both #besties <3 #The Incompetency™

storynerd121

so I just watched the odyssey movie....

and I made this within 5 minutes of returning. so I think that sums up my thoughts on it. (though im willing to rant more if ppl want it. cause I have COMPLAINTS)

xandra-warrior-princess

@softguarnere im not done 🤣😭

#NOT EVEN A FUCKING SCORE DUDE #OMGG #The Incompetency™#besties<3

baudron

On IG @rogueneto

softguarnere

@xandra-warrior-princess posts I thought you might enjoy 🤣💖

#okay for some reason Tumblr didnt wanna show me this one ??#Pietro's expression is frying me tho omfg 🤣😭#Wanda Maximoff #Pietro Maximoff #Marvel #comics #sibling tag

shorthistorian

Odysseus: Our age of bronze is collapsing.

Me:

xandra-warrior-princess

@softguarnere i can already tell we're gonna be such pedantic fucking history majors about this lmao

#OMGG #besties <3 #The Incompetency™#im not calling it by its real name & you can't make me Christopher 😑

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feather-bone

[ID: A digital drawing of a gray spotted seal facing to the left with its tongue out. The background is a wavy teal with small black fish. End.]

#00219

HARBOR SEAL

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CLASS MAMMALIA

CLADE PINNIPEDIA

Harbor seal spot patterns are unique, and can appear either dark-on-light or light-on-dark. Seal pups are able to swim and dive just hours after birth. Adults can grow up to 370lbs.

#harbor seal #selkiecore #daww #she's literally me

xthecaptainssaviorx

Aegon Targaryen in 2.01 "A Son for a Son" and Rhaenyra Targaryen in 3.03 "Rhaenyra Triumphant"

There's an intentional parallel between this scene and Aegon sitting the throne in episode one of season two where they have a very similar first experience dealing with their public. They both want to provide and are being counseled by their Hand at the foot of the throne that, well you can't really do that right now.

unfortunately for everyone... they inherited their father's brain cells

#i cherish what they could've had #THEY COULD HAVE BEEN TRUE SIBLINGS #THEY HAVE THE SAME LOOKS THE SAME SMILE #THEY COULD HAVE BEEN SIBLINGS NOT RIVALS #im so upset #Aegon II Targaryen #Rhaenyra Targaryen #HOTD

swingsetindecember

clark being too midwestern polite to ever tell kara he hates dog sitting krypto and then is like, i still can't stand krypto but we both hate lex luthor so we are now sympatico but also, clark never wants krypto in his sleek metropolis apartment again

meanwhile, kara does not understand midwestern passive aggressiveness so always assumes clark likes dog sitting

#lmaoooo TRUE #Supergirl 2026 #Superman 2025 #DC #comics #OMGG

mangomonet

alysa liu for teen vogue .✦ ݁˖

shot by erika long, styled by cece liu

#the lighting on this is so cool !!!#Alyssa Liu #fashion #she's so gorgeous im obsessed

jace-targaryen

aegon II targaryen + larys strong ↳ house of the dragon 3.02

#this is a comedy actually #pls just ignore all the death & general suffering going on in the background lmao #someone should stitch all the funny parts together and make a mini-series tbh bc the script is gold #OMGG #HOTD

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