hai i moved to @winggender ^^

hai i moved to @winggender ^^

hai i moved to @winggender ^^

hai i moved to @winggender ^^

hai i moved to @winggender ^^

hai i moved to @winggender ^^

hai i moved to @winggender ^^

hai i moved to @winggender ^^

hai i moved to @winggender ^^

hai i moved to @winggender ^^

hai i moved to @winggender ^^

at work the other day i was cutting up avocados and one had a tiny seed and i was like to my coworker “me when i have a tiny seed” and she said “i dont know what that means”

same coworker today she was portioning mustard pickles and i said if i had an old italian man as a pet that would be the slop id put in his trough. and she didnt really like that one either

just learned about a building in london that is so poorly designed it becomes a death ray that melts cars and creates a downdraft effect with wind so powerful that it knocks full grown adults to the ground

imagine being knocked over by a gust of wind from this ugly ass building and then being cooked TO DEATH by the sun reflection like what a way to go

i learned about this like last year or somethign and this building is literally th satan come alive. building that tries to fucking kill you and fry you like an egg