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Dante in a jail cell. to his bunkmates: ‘ you guys wanna hear why my nickname is ‘ Mitochondria ? ‘

‘bear with me guys, I promise I’m going to get to everyone that has messaged me, and the replies I owe! Just been working 14 hour days and I’m just way too exhausted to get to things. 

‘ ---- what do you MEAN cowboy boots have never been cool?           wanna see how cool they’ll look with them kickin’ your ass? ‘ 

 seein’ all these vergil blogs makes me want to make one myself--

‘ --- hey, a little stab every so often isn’t so bad, ain’t my favorite thing to do but I can’t exactly complain.’ with a grunt and a few hearty tugs ( hah ) his DEVIL ARM was fully pried out of his chest cavity; don’t mind the blood that started to seep through the fabric of his clothing. ‘ thanks for keeping my seat warm for me, ‘kid, but it’s time for you to move your ass.’   reaching over with dancing fingertips, they ghosted across the crust of one of his pizza’s nearby and lifted a slice up to his lips, humming inbetween each chew. ‘ if you lookin’ for your old man, he came outta’ hell with me but decided to take a few sight seeing tours, don’t expect him for a while.’ 

sorry i’ve been a little AWOL folks, between making/finding icons and working, i’ve been a bit beat! expect stuff this weekend though, promise!

‘ things kinda got a bit blurry towards the end there, I think I might’ve over did it a few times.’ at least it was just his BLADE stabbed in him and not needles or spikes; lord knows he hated pulling those out, ESPECIALLY the barbed ones.  ‘ to save you the trouble, big bad thought he could finish me off with my own sword, jokes on him though, I get impaled at least four times a week myself.’ 

urizen: I have no name Dante: well, V, what’s this demon? V: he’s ‘ your reason ‘ to fight.  URIZEN = YOUR REASON, CAPCOM YOU CLEVER BASTARDS. 

That--- that last boss fight took all 30 gold orbs I had, but... I GOT THE SUPER COSTUMES, HOLLLLLLLYYYY GOD. 

Yeah, it’s been a solid 4 years since I’ve been on here! AHHH THANK YOU! <3 I am enjoying the new game, it trumped 3 as my favorite DMC in the entire franchise! It’s ridiculously hard though ( HERES LOOKING TO YOU, FURY DEMONS )for future reference, any opens I post, feel free to reply too! 

‘ oh, this? pfft-- this is just a TUESDAY night for me.’  pressing both of his palms against the lowest base of the devil arm, he gave it a  nice slow tug ( excuse the blood ) until he was able to remove it completely from his chest cavity. ‘ ...could’ve went without ruining my favorite shirt, but, this is the hand I’ve been dealt.’ 

‘ y’know, it’s the world’s fault for making me feel indestructible all the time.’  there he goes, just thwiping the end of REBELLION with his fingers; oh, look at that, the blade is actually bouncing a little in his chest. 

mfw I can’t even get past the first V level in DMD. 

you guys are gonna have to forgive the OLLLDD posts on this blog and theme here-- this is a 4-5 year old blog and I haven’t touched it in a good long while. So, while I’m getting things straightened, just bear with me for a bit!

mind giving this a like/reblog if you wouldn’t mind interacting with a DANTE from DEVIL MAY CRY ( 1, 2, 3, 4 & 5 ) very cross over friendly and original character friendly as well! newly revamped too