âWhat? Me? Not wanting to go to work? Thatâs preposterous, you know I absolutely love work.â Grimsley snickered, a huge grin plastered across his face. He stood up from his seat, stacking his since-emptied breakfast dishes before slinking around the table to wrap his unoccupied arm around Burghâs shoulders.
   âThough, dearest, you wound me. You act as if I donât want to spend time with you.â Grimsley leaned down and pressed a kiss to Burghâs cheek. Then, with a cheeky grin, he whispered in Burghâs ear, âAnd, Iâm sure you were lonely last night. But you certainly wonât be tonight, darling.â
   Smirking and holding back a laugh, the dark-type trainer walked off to the kitchen, leaving his husband to follow behind at his leisure. He rinsed his dishes and set them in the sink, before wandering over to the coffee maker, tapping his fingers against the counter while he waited for his coffee.
   Burgh felt the blood rush all the way into his face as Grimsley whispered in his ear. He was sure he was about as red as a Tamato berry, if not redder. The bug-type leader was having trouble not squirming in his chair. He hated the way his husbandâs teasing did that to him, not to mention how often it happened.
   âY-you,â he stammered, keeping a tight grip on his leg in an attempt to keep himself under control. âSt-stop... stop teasing me! You know what it does to me!â
   As Grimsley walked away, Burgh did his best to not let out a sigh of relief. He fidgeted in his chair for a second, before realizing how defenseless Grimsley would be while making his coffee, as well as how Burgh was going to get his revenge.
   Almost more silent than a Gengar stalking someoneâs shadow, Burgh moved slowly towards Grimsley. As soon as the man got close enough, he quickly pulled his arm up, getting ready to hit his target.
   SMACK! The sound of Burgh slapping Grimsleyâs ass as hard as he possibly could echoed throughout the kitchen. For a second, Burgh wondered if the neighbors couldâve heard it.