ginseng & honey

Soccer players are the horses of men’s sports. They run around in fields for hours on end. They stub their toe and they die. They fall and they die. They run into each other and

Devastating! Art museum gift shop doesn’t sell prints of specific and unpopular painting that struck a cord with you!

medieval lit is a very serious and real body of literature full of important storylines like “Time To Boil My Husband In A Tub,” “the queen of camelot meets her very evil twin,” “talking fox who commits horrific crimes,” “lovers to enemies werewolf story,” “sir lancelot does cocaine (unwillingly),” “sir lancelot trapped in magic dance (unwillingly),” “sir lancelot climbs across bridge made out of sword with bare hands (willingly)” and “shapeshifting wizard’s evil adventures,” among others

they’re burning me onto a CD tomorrow