ginseng & honey

you can experience life altering devastating emotion and then your cat will throw up next to you & look at you like does this help ?

"fuck marry kill" is a stupid game. First of all, marriage is evil. Secondly, everyone must die.

it's truly insane how much more functional society would be and how much happier everyone would be if every job was perpetually 10% overstaffed (and people who weren't needed could chill and rotate in when needed while still getting paid) instead of 10-50% understaffed but that wouldn't be 'efficient' (in the short term, for shareholders) so fuck everyone I guess

When I think of Tarzan, a naked orphaned jungle man raised by apes in the mud and darkness away from society, what comes to mind is of course the smooth soft rock and roll of Phil Collins

logged into my unused linkedin and immediately wanted to throw up

i'm not built for song and dance. i don't want to lay out and explain everything i've done in the last 16 years. look me in the dead eyes and understand we're all here for a paycheck in a dire economy. i have student loans and no health insurance. i live with my parents. there is no better candidate.

so cool how advanced the algorithm has become, it literally only takes like a decade or more of spying on all my internet activity and then it can expertly curate a selection of 15-20 youtube videos that i don't really want to watch, and then keep showing me those videos over and over again for a week so i can scroll past them again. the future is now

my dead wife. the ad free internet