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sometimes a white woman will keep making passive aggressive remarks to you and you send an energy beam to slowly and methodically snap individual synapses

Oh hey guys im hom- *I get bashed over the head and lose consciousness. I awaken in a dark room, hands tied and headphones attached to my ears. All I can see are eyes staring at me, as I am forced to become one of them. Glassjaw is played into my ears and so begins my aching tearing metamorphosis of becoming a Palumboy*

POV: doordash delivers pizza to your very closed work instead of your house because they tracked you. glad im still here

the healing nature of a sweet little treat can actually save you from damnation

I’m like if a manager was cool and transgender

If I knew I was going to get fucked in the ass no prep no pleasure this hard I would have become a porn star not work FOH. I’d at least get to cum after.

My work capabilities are weakening as Brendon Urie’s fuck ass voice shoots nutrient depleting beams into me. I am getting demoted.