daylight.

Oh… dad.

yeah, oh. where have you been? are you alright? shit, i don't even know what to say.

No, no, it’s fine, it’s not like she’s a secret or anything. Definitely still strawberry, although if you could manage to wrangle up a strawberry-banana smoothie, that’d be ten times better.

that's true, i'll have to meet her sometime then. strawberry banana, got it. anything else while the errand boy is gone?

“I can’t believe I forgot how much I fucking hate Lima.”

who doesn’t these da-- fuck, dallas?

Um, about a year ago. She’s three months old so that plus the nine months of carrying her, yeah a year. Will you really? Because I will literally be the happiest person ever if you get me a smoothie.

ah, sorry i shouldn't be asking, it's really none of my business. then a smoothie it is, still craving strawberry or have you changed your mind?

My daughter started crying so I started the blender thinking that if I made the smoothie now and then go deal with her, I’d come back and have my smoothie. However, I did not end up with the smoothie

daughter?  wasn’t expecting that but uhm, yeah when did that happen? and if it pains you that much from your loss of smoothie, then i’ll go get you one. it’s not like i have much of anything else to do.

In my defense, Gemma started crying and I really wanted a strawberry smoothie so I just accidentally forgot about the lid.

wait, so someone started crying and your first thought was to start the blender? i’m not a pro or anything but i don’t think drowning out the crying makes it any better but what do i know?

Okay — so regarding the crazy ridiculous mess in the kitchen. I may have possibly tried to make a milkshake and I may have possibly accidentally forgot to put the lid on the blender, possibly.

how the hell do you forget to put a lid on a blender? actually no, i can’t judge you because i tried to microwave something with the door still open.