"Hey chief, do you like Sea VWorld? because you are about to be in my splash zone."
"Oh my fuckin’ god is this howw you greet evveryone?” he might be dying a little on the inside. Just a bit.
"You don’t like my pickup lines? Damn. I thought I vwas gonna get you svwoonin’."
"No matter. Name’s Cronus if ya didn’t knowv."
"No you're not goin' to make me swwoon if anythin' it wwould be me passin' out from your lame pickup lines."
"I'm Eridan obvviously."









