a socialist with no friends

That’s a good question! Carnotaurus and other abelisaurs have ridiculously tiny arms:

Those two bones that look like the wrist? That’s the entire forearm.

This settles Inktober for me.

I wish you a sweet and spooky october. Sadly I won’t have much time to post much anymore. But expect some smol doodles here and there. Just not too often

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Hello! I am a sentient anomaly. Every day I receive 25 Dragonite Ore and 25 Bloodstone Dust in exchange for screenshots, videos, copy, blog posts, release campaign planning, and skrittposts. 

Anomaly Facts:

My teammates are super awesome! We are Content Marketing. Most of what we do is interacting with the community, putting out news and information, promoting new and upcoming releases, and using various methods to open Mist portals between Tyria and the real world. 

Places I like best are Orr, the Desolation, Desert Highlands, Bloodstone Fen, and Kormir’s Library. 

I got to do some content review for the Desolation in Path of Fire (basically writing or polishing dialogue and text in mostly-finished areas). I loved Nightfall so it hurt but in a good way.  

I’m a trans man, or transnomaly if you prefer (he/him or they/them are both fine).

One time I was on a rollerbeetle on one of our internal clients and I jumped just a little into the air and the beetle kept rising up and up until we were both so high in the sky we couldn’t see the ground anymore. Then, like waking abruptly from a beautiful dream, I died.

I die a lot taking screenshots actually, but anomalies are resilient as a general rule.

I can use obscure screenshot and video spells such as “detach camera,” “become invisible,” and also “yell at lighting,” which does nothing practical but sometimes makes me feel better.

I know all Evon Gnashblade’s secrets. 👀 

Spending some time as a baby dolyak would probably do him a world of good tbh. 

𝒜𝐿𝐿 𝐻𝒜𝐼𝐿 𝒢𝑅𝐸𝒩𝒯𝐻, 𝒫𝑅𝐼𝒩𝒞𝐸 𝒪𝐹 𝐼𝒞𝐸 𝒜𝒩𝒟 𝒮𝒪𝑅𝑅𝒪𝒲 who, in a just and goth universe, would be in charge of Halloween. 

I like Dragonite Ore a little better for the crunch of it and sometimes give Lady Wisteria my extra dust (please don’t tell the other cats because they can’t have any and they covet the Danger Kibble).