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me and my phone have been in rice for a few days how are we all doing

jason sudeikis if you’re reading this i’m still mad you cut out my scene from ted lasso.. but i will cook you dinner whenever you like

consider this, therapy is expensive but mood rings are cheap and a cute accessory to spice up your outfit

hello! I’d love to get some plots & connections going for flo, so if you’re interested drop this a like and I’ll hit your line 🤎

every night i close my eyes to sleep and i am reminded of ben affleck tossing a life size cardboard cutout of ana de armas in the trash

one like and me and billie the dog will make a glitter glitter glitter twirl twirl twirl tiktok

do vampires go to the dentist or do you think they have a fellow vampiric dentist friend they use so they don’t blow their cover