I Have No Mouth And I Must Wiggle

I’ve never met anyone who likes their birthstone. Reblog + put in the tags what yours is, if you like it and what birthstone you’d rather have.

“$20 an hour is nothing these days” you gguys are getting. 20? $? dollars? twenty of them ? Tw

why did they make the kraken so slippery … we slidin

i'm on call with you stop talking to othe r bitches

yes sexual goddess

do yall remember those two little white boys in super smash bros brawl who would scream pecan ice and pecan butter or whatever it was they were yelling?? i hated them so much they used to get me in so much trouble when i would stay up late and play nintendo because no matter how low the volume on the damn tv was my mom would hear their shill ass voices going PECAN ICE PECAN BUTTER from all the way down the hall in her room and tell me to go to bed i will never forgive them

Him stretching my insides whilst whispering in my ear 🥺🥺🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠

muppet ass post