fck

  Alright, then let’s stop talking about it and get going already.

Alright fine.

I found a bar close by a few nights ago, the brews on tap aren’t the greatest but I’m pretty sure they’re fairly cheap.

Fuck it, might as well go. We can find a better bar another time, i just need alcohol. 

For sure, so are we going or what?

Hell yeah, I need to get out before I go insane.

As if I’m going to bother calling anyone. They’ll cancel it once they realize someone’s buying old people stuff with it. Aw, that’s cute. You might be right, though. It’d be really logical considering the fact that I haven’t yet figured out how to get cash from a credit card. Obviously. And, yeah, you’re the favorite. But that’s because you’re an ass kisser, so I’m not sure you should be so proud. 

Oh sorry, sometimes I forget that you aren't completely incompetent, but you can't just expect the company to cancel the credit card because "old people stuff" was bought using it. You really don't give a shit about Mom or Dad do you? But have you ever thought that maybe i'm not the favorite because i'm a kiss ass, maybe it's because I give a shit about the family name?

Know of any good pubs Nathan?

Nope, but i'm sure we couldn't go far without finding one right?

Oh, ouch. I’m truly wounded, Nathan. And here I was, thinking that you’d care about dad’s credit card getting stolen. You’re pretty much his little lapdog, aren’t you?

A credit card? You think that's my greatest worry? Call the company and cancel it, but I'm not surprised he gave you a card and not cash;you can't pay for drugs with that. By the way, I'm not a lapdog i'm just the favorite.

I’m pretty sure this weird little man in the bus stole my wallet. This is why I hate old people.

Sad because he stole your drug money?

  No. I’m calling you an asshole because you’re a selfish prat. I might be a screwup, but at least I don’t only care about myself like you do.

I care about people Leslie, you're just not one of them.

Aw yes, you could have told me that when we were still kids. You’ve always been an asshole, after all.

You're calling me an asshole because i'm telling you the truth, what a way to handle things.

You’re just full of good ideas today, aren’t you golden boy?

I always have good ideas, and I don't think they're running out anytime soon

Then what do you suggest, big man. Put what little of that ivy league education you got to good use.

Well you could suck it up and find some fun while you're here, or you could find a way to make some money to get back home.

Thank you, Nathan. Seriously, I’m amazed by how nice you are. It’s crazy what a great brother you’ve been to me all those years. You know what? Maybe you should just stop talking to me altogether, yeah? ‘s not like I actually care about anything you say, so it wouldn’t do much of a change.

Wow all I had to do to get you to stop talking to me was telling you that your pretty face wasn't going to last a life time. Hell if I had known that I wouldn't done it a long time ago.

Touche, Turner. But I’m not gonna stop just because it’s bothering you. That’d be too easy.

You should stop because your bitching and moaning isn't going to magically change the situation. 

There’s this thing that exists, Nathan - s’called the first amendment. I can bitch and moan as much as I want, God bless America.

I'm sorry I wasn't aware that we were in America anymore, but sure bitch and moan as much as you want, just do it when I don't have to listen to it. 

Liverpool’s about as inspiring as one of my father’s speeches, and I don’t mean that in a good way.

Yeah well were all stuck here so might as well stop complaining about it now. 

  What, no, I actually don’t. Just let me get that dictionary you’ve got stuck up your ass for years and I’ll go check out the definition. It’s kind of cute how you think they actually care, Nathan. Cute, but sad. They don’t give a fuck, a bit like you. All that matters to them is themselves, and they only do things for their own interests. It amazes me how you haven’t realized this yet but still managed to get into university. Oh, just shut up. Bringing up what I did won’t make you look like a better person, Nathan. It doesn’t matter whether it was your teacher’s fault or not. You’re a selfish asshole, and nothing’s going to change that.

Are you kidding me, you were the one who brought up what I did in the first place so this is all your own fault. I can't take this argument anymore because I feel bad for you. You make yourself sound so stupid, and it's sad really because you used to have everything going for you. Now all you have is a pretty face, but if you keep up the drugs who knows how long that'll even last.