Deranged Dickhead 🔞

Side-blog that’s (mostly) exclusive to OneyPlays and SleepyCast, or any media related to them.

My fave is Chris, cuz I find him to be attractive, funny, charming, and multi-talented (he's my e-celeb crush). Expect a lot of Chris-centric posts from me.

In addition, I’m running an agenda that Chris is a repressed gay man and has been since 2011. You can find all my posts about it on here #repressed o'neill.

*Art blog is @bobalafulla

MY SHIPS:

ChrisAdam (🥔🏰). This is MY #1 ship, so expect a ton of posts about it.

Other ships I love: OneyStamp (🥔🍳), OneyRath (🥔🎸), OneyHarry (🥔👃), OneyPebbles (🥔🐀), OneyRaptor (🥔🦖), PhanSpaz (👾🎺), SpazPebbles (🎺🐀), TomJeff (🆖🅿️), and DaveJeff (👾🅿️).

*ALL SHIPS ARE 左右固定 (FIXED TOP X BOTTOM//NO SWITCH 🔄❌).

Under the cut includes my BEFORE YOU FOLLOW (MUST READ)!

These two photos are one of my all time fave modern-Chris photos.

#1

I love this photo so so SO fucking much. I said it before, but it simply highlights how OLD Chris is. The subtle shaved facial hair…the tired look in his eyes..droopy eyelids..LOOK AT HIS WRINKLES!!! That’s the face of a man in his midlife crisis. Plus, the black leather jacket, beanie, and grey top gives off such a millennial vibe to me..OLD MAN EROTICAAAAA (≡^∇^≡)!!!!

#2

This photo is prime example of “Current Chris >>>> Twink/Twunk Chris”. You’re going to immediately notice how fucking massive Chris’ arms are. I’m so happy that Chris has been gaining muscles over the years! Other highlights are Chris’ short facial hair, hairy arms, and plaid-shirt! It gives off “outdoorsy country man” vibes (っ‘ω`c)!

HONOURABLE PHOTOS ( ˘͈ ᵕ ˘͈♡)

I’ve been back-and-forth whether I should join the server or not. Honestly, despite being in the fandom for months, I feel like an outsider looking in, and in general, I’m very shy. On top of that, I’m usually not active in the off-chance that I do join a discord server, as again, I’m shy + feel like an outsider looking in.

I will say, I do appreciate that they want me to join. I’ll consider it.

Circa, 2011.

SOURCE

His inability to look at the same direction...

Circa, 2011.

Article itself:

SUMMARY: The author (Ian Blair) expresses how YouTube helps animators through being paid, apart of the partner program, and allowing them to create whatever they wanted without being told what to do or not do.

*Green highlights where Chris is mentioned + interviewed.

SOURCE (DemonVault)

SOURCE (Variety Magazine)

THOUGHTS:

Chris findings/facts!! Although it’s primarily from the Sleepycast:

Chris’ fave porn site to visit was WankDB.com (SleepyCast s1 ep8//ep18).

Chris had insomnia (mentions this in the PVZ LP).

Chris likes to have jalapeños on his pizza (MAGFest 11 animation panel).

Chris can apparently lactate and has tried his milk before (SleepyCast s1 ep18).

Chris’ worst encounter with any of the SleepyCabin members was Mick (met him at Pico Day, and Mick happened to be drunk) and Stamper (met him at a different Pico Day, and Stamper told him he didn’t like him) (SleepyCast s1 ep20).

Back in elementary school, Chris had feelings for a girl and passed her a note to express said feelings. However, his crush was already in a relationship with another kid, so Chris sent her notes which included gory stickman figures depicting her being slaughtered (s1 ep18).

Chris composed the music for the game “The Room” made by Tom Fulp (coded the game) and Jeff (created the art).

Chris got high off of nitrogen gas (State of Decay 2 LP).

Chris' original Newgrounds username was "Oney-Sephiroth" (Wayback Machine).

Back in Ireland, Chris had to learn how to speakIrish when he was in school. He hated it (SleepyCast s1 ep11).

Chis voiced as “The Narrator” in the Homestuck Pilot.

Chris got the username “Oney” from his last name “O’Neill” (SleepyCast s1 ep21).

Chris loved power ranges as a kid (Newgrounds interview)

Chris had a gay friend, Terry (Newgrounds interview)

HOLYYYY. Okay, this is an amazing top!Chris moment. Chris speaking in a deep low voice with a “menacing” tone is extremely erotic. The constant “pleases” from him…woaw. Of course, the clip is also a really good OneyArcade moment!

Okay with OneyArcade, I actually think it’s a top x top ship (I hate bottom!Chris and bottom!Dave). Although with this clip of Chris joking of himself fucking Dave in the ass, and him spitting on Dave from the PEAK LP..their dynamic has slightly changed. I STILL think they’re a top x top ship, but idk maybe Dave doesn’t mind if Chris fingers him and that he’ll gladly deepthroat Chris. That’s as far as I’ll go with their dynamic, because again, I hate bottom!Dave.

SOURCE (timestamps are 25:22-33:24)

Comp simply highlights Chris being angry, and his accent seeping throughout his rants.

HIGHLIGHT QUOTES.

SOURCE (timestamp is 11:18)

SOURCE (timestamp is 13:09)