Welcome To Night Vale Proverbs

On this day in history: mundanity, and terror, and food, and love, and trees.

Look to the sky. You will not find answers there, but you will certainly see what everyone is screaming about.

All is not lost. Some of it is intentionally hidden.

Wanna feel old? Don’t worry, you will.

Biologically speaking, we are all people made up of smaller people.

The reason we say "bless you" after someone sneezes is because we know they will die someday.