♥: why get insurance when you have me? ♡: ugh

i like to imagine human!sebs is a really picky eater and has an annoyingly refined palate so he really lucks out dating a wealthy individual who has an in-house chef to whip up anything he's craving (though it ends up being pointless since sebs just says, "this is no good, i should make it myself" so atp ciel doesn't know what he's paying for but god damn it he has so much money that he doesn't know what to do with it)

personally I think modern au!seb is a menace to every sales assistant in every store like "how about this designer brown wool blend overcoat—"no, firstly if that truly is 'designer', what a horrid state fashion is in, who is this so-called designer? and secondly 'wool blend'? really? that is just an insult. third and most importantly, that colour is absolutely hideous! do you really think that would work on him?" and he points at o!ciel who's just a little gremlin of a man slinking behind sebs as he argues with some random sales lady over her attempt at selling ciel a yellow jacket or something 😭

drunk!ciel babbling about how beautiful he thinks sebastian is, calling him the most handsome in the world and a gorgeous work of art, remembering it all the next morning then feeling embarrassed until he sees how giddy sebs is after hearing compliments the night before and realising how much value his words hold for his pet demon

sebaciel the type of couple to cuddle while still not talking after an argument because neither of them can function without the physical touch of the other