Making a cult and sometimes making them eat their own poop
Taking unsolicited photographs (if that's even illegal)
Apparently murdering a suicidal gay prince, overthrowing a god who’s also head of the government, literally just murdering the former country leaders (who are now rebel leaders) in retirement, prison break, and infrastructure destruction and loss of many lives cuz I happen to be related (siblings) to crude oil
human genocide and corrupting a heavenly official into overthrowing Heaven's council
Bunch of stuff, mostly stealing things, working for the government, working for a crime organisation, getting killed in space, etc.
illegal fishing?
I ate some horses
i started an illegal bee cult
-Pipes
...coming first in a fashion show..???
...um...designing hotelrooms
Building pretty houses
thievery and being an enemy of the state
Coloring........
If building a 200-meter tall church in the middle of a ring of mountains doesn't violate like 413 zoning laws and other such things, the sheer number of building code violations and such involved in the design of the structure and the process through which i build it will more than make up for it.
Either making books out of people I've killed or pushing half-dead people into the engine of my bus to convert them into fuel.
Also forcing my coworkers to experience the h̴̡̼͎̲̓͗̋͜ö̸̢̳̭̳͈̩́̄̈́̍̏̌̉̔̎͘r̴͙͚̲͕̥̳͍̬̄̿r̵̛̠͆̋̈́̈́͗̐̿̕͝ǫ̵̮͇̻̅̽̓̄̔̽̊͑́͗͂͜͝r̴̡͕̤̣̤̝͙̲̚ͅs̸͚͉͕͌̈͑͂ but that's common enough, right?
how illegal even is murder in the city
Taking over a country
uh... being a scug (modded)? Idk if this scug really DID anything??? If I played arti, my crimes would be uhhhh. Very Very obvious.
I guess I ate bats, tho I'm not sure If that'd be considered illegal considering batflies aren't endangered
Is Deicide a crime?
I, um...may have accidentally uncanned two Sealed Evils along with a large amount of contamination/plague/virulent tendrily infestation. Also wanton destruction of property.
Fishing
Swearing profusely while trying to catch a particular bit of loot (message in a bottle) from a river for 5 IRL hours, giving up, hunting for bugs and finding an extremely rare one on like the third try.
Catching weirdly-shaped falling bricks.
To be honest, it’s mostly others who’re gonna get arrested, not me, but it depends.
Also, jaywalking.
