“I think I made you up inside my head”

Making a cult and sometimes making them eat their own poop

Taking unsolicited photographs (if that's even illegal)

Apparently murdering a suicidal gay prince, overthrowing a god who’s also head of the government, literally just murdering the former country leaders (who are now rebel leaders) in retirement, prison break, and infrastructure destruction and loss of many lives cuz I happen to be related (siblings) to crude oil

human genocide and corrupting a heavenly official into overthrowing Heaven's council

Bunch of stuff, mostly stealing things, working for the government, working for a crime organisation, getting killed in space, etc.

illegal fishing?

I ate some horses

...coming first in a fashion show..???

...um...designing hotelrooms

Building pretty houses

thievery and being an enemy of the state

Coloring........

If building a 200-meter tall church in the middle of a ring of mountains doesn't violate like 413 zoning laws and other such things, the sheer number of building code violations and such involved in the design of the structure and the process through which i build it will more than make up for it.

how illegal even is murder in the city

Taking over a country

Is Deicide a crime?

I, um...may have accidentally uncanned two Sealed Evils along with a large amount of contamination/plague/virulent tendrily infestation. Also wanton destruction of property.

Fishing

Swearing profusely while trying to catch a particular bit of loot (message in a bottle) from a river for 5 IRL hours, giving up, hunting for bugs and finding an extremely rare one on like the third try.

Catching weirdly-shaped falling bricks.

Hi we need food and supplies and only have about $20 rn that is about to be gone. anything helps! ♡

We are out of data and an app refreshed and screwed us out of our last $15 and also out of dinner, can anyone spot us for food?

:D <3

BRO.

BRO.

I want pink lemonade i think. Sounds yummers.

I respectfully disagree, but I’d gladly join with a glass of orange juice :)