Shorts
Face it, babe, it’s getting painfully obvious to everyone how goddamn chunky you’ve become. Look how much that soft new gut of yours is bulging over the waistband of those slutty little shorts. It’s a miracle you even managed to tug them on, with your ass ballooning as quickly as it is.
Oh, sweetie. Did you actually think cramming yourself into your old clothes would make you look skinnier? Silly spoiled piggy, you look rounder and fatter right now than you’ve ever looked in your life, the way you’re spilling out of those poor, overtaxed clothes. There’s no room left for your gut in those pants. The entire squishy mass is being forcibly propped up above your waistband, making it look even rounder and more overfed than it actually is. The way it bounced and jiggled as you walked into the room was borderline cartoonish, babe.
Oh, no, don’t change out of them. We’ll be late for dinner if we have to wait for you to wriggle your fat ass all the way back out of those. Besides, I think the overstuffed sausage look suits you. Your friends haven’t seen you in a while. Do you think they remember you used to need a belt with those shorts?
I think it’s only fair to let them notice what a fat, greedy piggy you’ve become the instant they see you. Give them the maximum amount of time to mentally prepare themselves before they see how desperately, how obscenely you shove plate after plate into your ever-expanding gut. How shamelessly you gorge yourself until inevitably, the straining button on those poor, poor shorts breaks loose with an attention-grabbing pop. All eyes turn to you as your zipper explodes open, freeing your full, fat tummy to plop out dramatically onto your thick juicy thighs, where it sits, round and quivering in the ensuing awkward silence. Once you’ve turned sufficiently red, I’ll excuse us from the table. I’ll support you as you waddle away with one arm wrapped around your thick waist from behind, not-so-subtly fondling your bulging love handle as all your friends stare.
Don’t worry, love, we’ll get takeout on the way home. I know my chunky slut will still be hungry.
But only if you wear the shorts.
