Scum & Villainy

In s2 when Langdon goes to the surgical care unit, the sheer dichotomy of that space and the ED is so vast, it truly feels like a different place entirely. It makes it so easy to see why all the staff in the Pitt are fraying at the edges. It’s unfortunate because we can all see that they love caring for people and helping them, but it’s at the cost of their own health and safety.

I don't care how bad life gets i'm not watching Love Island

Im writing a callout post that will surely bring an end to draculas dread-long reign over my village

It deeply saddens me that "pdf file" has become slang for pedo. Don't you dare disrespect my wife the beautiful portable document format ever again

and to the children in the notes saying we need this fucking baby talk to get around censorship online; there's been no credible evidence that any site other that YouTube (which will only demonetize your video, ftr) will actually censor or hide content that include words like rape, pedophile, gun, terrorist, etc. etc. and even if we take as a given they were (which, again, they are not), do not fucking comply in advance, you absolute fucking coward. and ESPECIALLY do not comply by altering your real life fucking vocabulary. don't let the technocrats dictate what words you say holy fucking shit dude!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is a hammer in my pocket actually But i am always happy to see you

the foreboding sense of doom? oh yeah i know that one. just double check you have your wallet, keys and some chapstick, works every time

was expecting to reblog this with a tongue-in-cheek reply to the many people saying "this didn't fix me :(" but somehow not a single person in the notes is disagreeing. everyone's just nodding their heads thoughtfully bc yeah that's how you deal with the Foreboding Sense Of Doom, that's good protocol

Do the Doorway Macarena: pat yourself down repeatedly to the tune of your panicking soul.

DOORWAY MACARENA

you ever just hand things to ur pet to sniff so they can feel included