Getting MAD at VIDEO GAMES

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

"Give us your government-issued ID to access our app's full features" babydoll you are text messages.

annoying when shows set in the medieval period have the women with their hair just long and unstyled and out . girl go put on your wimple girl 🤦‍♀️

blond people are either laura palmer or jake paul

lestat is jake paul. stop your madness

Your artstyle is like your gut microbiome in the way its everything you consume and like and it also has all your bacteria up in it. Thats probably how that works

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

I once called a colleague's Borzoi a beautiful Gentle Alien, assuming the term had long since become commonplace outside of Tumblr, and discovered when he burst into delighted laughter at the term that it Had Not. I had to explain to him that I'm not a comedy genius, just repeating a niche meme.

it bothers me that you often don't really hear about people having a "favorite album" the way they might have a favorite movie or favorite video game

fuck it. reblog this and tell me in the tags what your favorite album is

much to consider