don't talk to me about clefairies

BILL WHAT DID YOU DO

i accidentally turned some guy into a kyogre while trying to make a robot version of you. surprisingly, not the weirdest or worst thing that's ever happened to me. but it's pretty high up there. either way, we should probably make a run for it

I can just watch if you’d rather. I mean I fix my shock collars to go higher, but I think a robot is a litttle out of my range.

uh… ok then

Soo what have you been doing?

not much, y'know, just inventing things and isolating myself from the rest of the world in my sea cottage. the usual.

*builds robot touko and somehow turns random person into pokemon* woops

I HECKED UP, I HECKED UP BAD TOUKO LET'S GET OUT OF HERE

I can just watch if you’d rather. I mean I fix my shock collars to go higher, but I think a robot is a litttle out of my range.

uh... ok then

WHY…